Suffered while beating his wife...
It's a classic what came first the chicken or the egg question.
Bhanks is here now, the why and how is irrelevant. Im eagerly awaiting an account of the first 1500 calories of his day, the resulting digestive issues and 500 calories snack followed by a 200 rep of a light weight workout, a quick trip to the bathroom because of an IBS flareup, a 2000 calorie Jersey Mike's meal followed up with a 3 mile beach walk.
Once we get thorough the monotony of his morning all bets are off. We could have a 4 hour nap, a domestic dispute over a child exchange, a race, a motorcycle ride..... really almost anything could happen before dinner and the nightly weigh in video.
It really doesn't get much better.