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ASMR videos are incredibly weird. If I had a son and I discovered he was making ASMR videos, I'd probably shoot him.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2021, 05:22:33 AM »
Ringing someone's doorbell and running away was really funny when I was young. The idea still amuses me now.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2021, 05:24:41 AM »
God, it must be shit to get diagnosed with HIV. Especially if you didn't catch it by bumming men... everyone would still think you did.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2021, 05:26:50 PM »
The act of pooing is so shameful and heinous that it should never come up in conversation – even with one’s doctor. I am so appalled by the topic, that if a woman were to dare mention it in front of me, she would immediately be disregarded as a suitable sexual partner without further deliberation.

I did, however, find myself entering an almost meditative state this morning when my bowels turned on me. Trapped in a moving vehicle, I had no choice but to channel a monk-like level of concentration in an attempt to alleviate the cannonade of cramps that come upon me.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2021, 10:32:26 AM »
As a man, some things are beneath me. Riding a bicycle is one of them.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2021, 10:33:23 AM »
Listening to Fear Factory.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2021, 11:31:40 AM »
I'm a big fan of Down's syndrome. Almost to the point where it's a bit concerning. But not in a mocking way - I just get a kick out of these lovable oafs and often find myself searching for various clips of them on YouTube. I wish they made Down's syndrome versions of Action Man dolls.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2021, 02:10:49 PM »
I love the excessive, contrived politeness of street beggars. 'Hi, Sir, how you doing? Have a great day, yeah? Take care!' I'm doing fine but you're still getting fuck all.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2021, 10:57:30 AM »
I wish I had enough street cred to make 'Doja Cat' foam at the mouth and demand I sleep with her. Actually, I probably don't. I'm very conflicted right now.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2021, 02:03:59 AM »
I literally can't stop watching Doja Cat music videos. I need an intervention.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2021, 07:13:04 AM »
Some middle-aged mutant is sat about ten metres away from me at the airport, just farting himself into oblivion. Absolute pig. Wish it were legal to kill people.

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Re: Dear Diary: a place for fleeting thoughts and daily ponderings.
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2021, 03:06:57 PM »
It has been too long since I've really pushed myself physically, and I'm ready for a new challenge. I refuse to allow life to become stagnant.

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The 'Biggest Gallery of Natural College Chicks' is killing me. IT IS KILLING ME!



SLUTS!!!! I MISS THEM SOOO MUCH.

I know I am the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Getbig. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.