Despite most Getbiggers having the musculature of Nicole Richie, on a daily basis we are subjected to endless boasts of spectacular and near-superhuman lifts. To that end, I present you with...
GETBIG MEMBERS' TOP FIVE INCREDIBLE FEATS OF STRENGTH
1. Dumbbell Rows 160x7, but with TWO 80lb dumbbells in ONE HAND! Requires awesome grip strength.
2. Incline Bench 335x2, but with only one arm. CAUTION: Requires experienced spotter and excellent balance.
3. Front Squats 405x3, standing on a giant ball and the ass must touch the floor even though the ball must be inflated to 2 ft off the ground. Requires incredible flexibility and stupidity.
4. Pull Ups 88 reps, but using strict behind the neck form and only fingernails. Hands may not touch the bar. Must grow nails out at least 8mm and use Hard Candy Nail Strengthener #9.
5. Barbell Curls 135x6, but without using the arms. I close my eyes and envision the juicebar girl bent over the hyperextension machine and use my penis to lift the weight. Must have natural upward curvature of the penile shaft for proper form. PARTIAL REPS DO NOT COUNT.
Special "Hey Jealousy" Ed
