'nude boy lover' .. you're so gay that when the doctor pulled you out of your moms ass and slapped you you rolled over, spread your cheeks, and said your first words: "does my asshole look ok? can you check? with your mouth?"
gayer than being 'born this way'
ClearlyILoveSemen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you post in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha oh brother, I bet you're the kind of homo who checks out the gay section of Craiglist while cuddled up with your favourite top bear, until you see an ad that says "For sale - entire collection of Playgirl magazines from 1972 - 2010. Belonged to ex-flatmate who was gay." And the next day you are there, ringing the bell dressed in assless chaps, cowboy boots, nipple tassels while holding an industrial sized jar of Astroglide. And when the stunned seller collects his wits at your sight and asks what you want, you lisp, "I just came to take those playgirl magazines off you, stud. I'm not very gay myself, but I do enjoy browsing through those mags to get some ideas for hairstyles and fashion. The pages in my own collection are all stuck, you see. Now how would you like me to throw in a free blowjob while I'm here? I'm REALLY good at it", as you lustily stare at the guy's junk. Hahahahaha gayer than reducing Carbon footprints.