See why I gave you your own category now, Rob?
Actually, my views aren't that far from 240's on many issues. I would describe myself as a libertarian... I'm a fiscal conservative who believes in limited government, the right to bear arms, and holding people accountable for their actions, but would be considered a social liberal on issues like abortion, stem cell research, drugs, privacy, the rights of the accused, free speech, etc, etc.
I hate socialists who would have a huge government heavily involved in our daily lives and who would tax us into oblivion to pay for it, but I equally hate religious nuts who would try to legislate their own narrow-minded brand of morality on others.
As a result, I don't fit into either the current "left" or "right" schemes, it just depends on the issue.