An obese, alcoholic man with a funny bone
He loves to drink and party, all alone
Binge drinking is his favorite thing to do
And he's even faked his own death, it's true
An internet troll, he loves to stir up drama
And he's known to drive a used BMW that he bought with mama's karma
He argues online with a black man from North Carolina
And collects trading cards, a hobby that's so stellar
He sees himself as a king, but to others he's just a clown
And he's been banned many times from the internet forum called Getbig, downtown
Henda, a hunk of a man, is one he can't stand
But he'll keep on trolling, as if it's part of his plan
This obese, alcoholic man may not be the best
But to him, it's all just a big, funny quest.
