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Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« on: September 18, 2013, 06:48:37 AM »
Getbig is not getbig without the falcon - it's getbi or something like that. He is a Jesus figure. He eats clay and sea salt for our sins. ~ TrueGrit

Everybody goes through a phase of misunderstanding and hating the falcon. This is a necessary step on the path to learning to stop worrying and loving him. ~ TrueGrit

Thank you Johnny. Thank you for gracing us with your profound wisdom.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2013, 06:52:13 AM »
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2013, 06:52:36 AM »
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2013, 06:52:49 AM »






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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2013, 06:55:14 AM »
I prefer Wacky daddy over JF.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2013, 06:57:07 AM »





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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2013, 07:02:09 AM »
Getbig is not getbig without the falcon - it's getbi or something like that. He is a Jesus figure. He eats clay and sea salt for our sins. ~ TrueGrit

Everybody goes through a phase of misunderstanding and hating the falcon. This is a necessary step on the path to learning to stop worrying and loving him. ~ TrueGrit

Thank you Johnny. Thank you for gracing us with your profound wisdom.

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Seriously? 
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2013, 07:02:59 AM »
I prefer Wacky daddy over JF.

The age of the Daddy has passed. Throughout the later part of the century, he experienced a metamorphosis of sorts and became the individual that is now known to us as Johnny Falcon.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2013, 07:04:58 AM »
Seriously? 

What is there to not be serious about?

Johnny has been a member here for over 10 years and has brought continuous entertainment to us all.

I can't help but to smile every time I glance over one of Johnny's threads.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2013, 07:05:49 AM »
Quote from: Kiwiol
Matt C, like a couple of others, became a big fan of Johnny after the skinny mini incident :-X


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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2013, 07:07:40 AM »
What is there to not be serious about?

Johnny has been a member here for over 10 years and has brought continuous entertainment to us all.

I can't help but to smile every time I glance over one of Johnny's threads.

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Does this appreciate have anything to do with your often mentioned lust for the Johnny?
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2013, 07:09:59 AM »
Does this appreciate have anything to do with your often mentioned lust for the Johnny?

There is no lust for Johnny, but moreover a basic appreciation for his ability to bring humor to the forum.

I will, however, state that Johnny is one of the biggest "members" on this forum (Attn: NZMuscleMonster - please send Archer your archived picture of the "Skinny Mini").

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2013, 07:11:03 AM »
Damn, man (full homo).

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2013, 07:13:01 AM »
Seriously? 

You must be in the misunderstanding/hating phase bro. It will pass. JF is the acme of GB!
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2013, 07:14:12 AM »
Falcon is a good person and lives not far from me, he always means well in his posts. (no homo)

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2013, 07:14:35 AM »
You must be in the misunderstanding/hating phase bro. It will pass. JF is the acme of GB!

I admit you are probably right.  I used to think it was funny but lately I've started to wonder if that's just how he is and there isn't any deliberate attempt to be funny.
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2013, 07:16:13 AM »
I admit you are probably right.  I used to think it was funny but lately I've started to wonder if that's just how he is and there isn't any deliberate attempt to be funny.

Bingo!

Mr. Nobody can attest to this, as they have met and worked together on various projects.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2013, 07:17:44 AM »
Bingo!

Mr. Nobody can attest to this, as they have met and worked together on various projects.

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Very true.  I'll continue to observe before rendering a judgement.
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2013, 07:21:07 AM »
There is falcon, and then there is the rest of getbig.

Fly falcon, fly.......
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2013, 07:25:33 AM »
Mr. Jonathan Falcone is an upstanding member of Getbig and any community that he is apart of. 

He's a skyscraper of man that has taught me about nutrition, exercise, politics, racism, culture, religion, work ethics and how to properly make love to my wife. 

He's an outdoorsman, a musician, a fighter, a worker, a scientist, a lover, a scholar, a poet and most importantly a man.....a tall, powerpacked mountain of a man that makes women swoon, men cower and children smile. 

Getbig would be far less of a site if Mr. Falcone were not apart of it.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2013, 07:31:26 AM »
Very true.  I'll continue to observe before rendering a judgement.

I know what you're thinking. You're probably saying to yourself, "I don't get it".

I am here to tell you that it's normal and we've all been through it. I call it the "What the fuck"-stage of getting to know Johnny.

Once you get passed the "eating the grass trimmings after mowing your lawn", "random wisdom bestowed upon by a little black boy in the neighborhood" and the, all too common, "aliens dropping pyramid shits saturated in olive oil", you will find that Johnny has so much to give and he does so with love.

We are not crazy for appreciating him. You are not crazy for being confused regarding Johnny. Understanding his ways takes time and insanity can ensue if you try too hard.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2013, 07:42:12 AM »
It's Johnny's world, we just live in it.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2013, 07:51:06 AM »
It's Johnny's world, we just live in it.

Agreed Mr. Ears......agreed.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2013, 07:53:35 AM »
falcon is a crazy fucker

he is also get big royalty

one of the all time greats
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