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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2013, 07:57:22 AM »
I know what you're thinking. You're probably saying to yourself, "I don't get it".

I am here to tell you that it's normal and we've all been through it. I call it the "What the fuck"-stage of getting to know Johnny.

Once you get passed the "eating the grass trimmings after mowing your lawn", "random wisdom bestowed upon by a little black boy in the neighborhood" and the, all too common, "aliens dropping pyramid shits saturated in olive oil", you will find that Johnny has so much to give and he does so with love.

We are not crazy for appreciating him. You are not crazy for being confused regarding Johnny. Understanding his ways takes time and insanity can ensue if you try too hard.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2013, 07:57:42 AM »
GB would not be the same without the Falcon
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2013, 07:58:32 AM »
THE MILLENIUM FALCON...

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2013, 08:01:50 AM »
Also..why does kwon have every picture of JF ever posted

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2013, 08:10:04 AM »
 I dig the Falcon but some people think he is trouble..

 

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2013, 08:24:07 AM »
Johnny is not entirely dissimilar to Nicola Tesla, giving his secrets and knowledges away for free for the betterment of mankind.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2013, 08:30:35 AM »
the game would not be the same with out Falcon

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #32 on: September 18, 2013, 08:38:47 AM »
falcon is a crazy fucker

he is also get big royalty

one of the all time greats



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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2013, 08:55:13 AM »
I looked at a Graco Truecoat in the hardware today.  There I stood in aisle 5 with my hand on my chin, staring at a paint sprayer, and thinking about Johnny Falcon.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2013, 09:16:34 AM »
Also..why does kwon have every picture of JF ever posted

This is one of more creepy undercurrents of this board.......
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #35 on: September 18, 2013, 09:26:46 AM »
Bingo!

Mr. Nobody can attest to this, as they have met and worked together on various projects.

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Yes I helped him paint once, however I did not eat any leaves at the time.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2013, 09:31:04 AM »
the problem is, the beets, clay, ufo, and the rest of the stupid shit he posts just isn't funny. anyone who is entertained by such dribble needs to reevaluate their life..

Gal is entertaining. Falcon is fucken retarded.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2013, 09:35:43 AM »
the problem is, the beets, clay, ufo, and the rest of the stupid shit he posts just isn't funny. anyone who is entertained by such dribble needs to reevaluate their life..

Gal is entertaining. Falcon is fucken retarded.

lol

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2013, 09:42:35 AM »
Falcone is very intelligent, not insane as common folk tend to view him.

Borracho approved.
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #39 on: September 18, 2013, 02:47:01 PM »
Jean Marty fholkin was very pleased reading this thread he will pass it on to John  Falcon
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #40 on: September 18, 2013, 02:54:45 PM »
There is no lust for Johnny, but moreover a basic appreciation for his ability to bring humor to the forum.

I will, however, state that Johnny is one of the biggest "members" on this forum (Attn: NZMuscleMonster - please send Archer your archived picture of the "Skinny Mini").

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LOL

A simple google search - "getbig skinny mini" will reveal the glory of the falcon  :-X
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2013, 02:57:23 PM »
Those that have an iota of intellect on here will understand that beneath the 'perceived' incoherent ramblings lies an extremely intelligent mind, not to mention a damn good human being. I salute you Johnny Falcon.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #42 on: September 18, 2013, 03:08:20 PM »
Falcon has an intense and questioning mind. I just wish he wouldn't use his body like a beaker in his food science experiments. I think the yellow clay thing was way over-the-top. Fortunately, his interests in it seemed to have quickly passed....probably made him sick as a dog. He seems like a good all around fellow though. I like that he works in the trades and enjoys his work.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #43 on: September 18, 2013, 03:12:17 PM »
Falcon has an intense and questioning mind. I just wish he wouldn't use his body like a beaker in his food science experiments. I think the yellow clay thing was way over-the-top. Fortunately, his interests in it seemed to have quickly passed....probably made him sick as a dog. He seems like a good all around fellow though. I like that he works in the trades and enjoys his work.
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2013, 03:13:43 PM »
Johnny Falcon is a role model



Now lift up that shirt and model some of those rolls!

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2013, 03:16:26 PM »
:)

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2013, 03:16:43 PM »
im already much leaner than this i was around 315 here

im now 281

Fair enough.


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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2013, 03:19:36 PM »
Can't believe I missed this thread. I use English, and words every day. A lot. But Senor Falcon uses the language and puts them together in a way that just makes my head spin. If Getbig went down tomorrow, he would be the one I miss the most. Soar, Falcon, soar!  :)

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2013, 03:20:56 PM »
LOL

A simple google search - "getbig skinny mini" will reveal the glory of the falcon  :-X

yes johnathans skinny mini was always the hot topic over a nice dinner of weiners and beef franks between Jamie Fagget Jr. and his father Randy Jamie Fagget Sr.  :)
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2013, 03:21:41 PM »
Fair enough.


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