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Any getbiggers ever get a vasectomy?
« on: December 05, 2022, 11:09:59 AM »
Signed up to get one in a couple weeks.  One unplanned pregnancy is plenty  ;D

Due to budget concerns, I’m getting it done at the Planned Parenthood for the cheap.  They’re quoting me ~$800, private clinics were $1800+.  Just gonna be regular scalpel & forceps vasectomy, no fancy “needleless” procedure.

Aside from this giving me the heebie jeebies (for which I’ll pop a Xanax the day of), my only concern is the “post vasectomy pain syndrome”.  I think the official numbers say it’s 1-2% of all patients, even if the real number is higher I think the odds are in my favor.

Any getbiggers go through with this?  Sharing your experiences—good, negative, or neutral—would be appreciated 8)

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Re: Any getbiggers ever get a vasectomy?
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2022, 11:38:37 AM »
I was supposed to get one right before COVID. The operation was canceled as a result.

I haven't rescheduled. 

Same. The thought gives me the heebie jeebies.

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Re: Any getbiggers ever get a vasectomy?
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2022, 02:24:50 PM »
I had the “needleless” procedure 10 years ago.

The entire procedure took 12 minutes (the Doctor timed it). It was sore during the procedure and there was mild soreness for 2 to 3 days after. I never had to take any pain meds. I've had no problems since.

It was fully covered here in Canada except for the clips, which cost me $70.

Good luck! Nothing to worry about.

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Re: Any getbiggers ever get a vasectomy?
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2022, 02:35:01 PM »
I will never allow that to happen

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Re: Any getbiggers ever get a vasectomy?
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2022, 02:56:47 PM »
Signed up to get one in a couple weeks.  One unplanned pregnancy is plenty  ;D

Due to budget concerns, I’m getting it done at the Planned Parenthood for the cheap.  They’re quoting me ~$800, private clinics were $1800+.  Just gonna be regular scalpel & forceps vasectomy, no fancy “needleless” procedure.

Aside from this giving me the heebie jeebies (for which I’ll pop a Xanax the day of), my only concern is the “post vasectomy pain syndrome”.  I think the official numbers say it’s 1-2% of all patients, even if the real number is higher I think the odds are in my favor.

Any getbiggers go through with this?  Sharing your experiences—good, negative, or neutral—would be appreciated 8)

Huge mistake.  Pay the extra money and get it done properly by a real specialist, if you want to avoid long lasting complications.  Are your balls really worth that little to you?

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Re: Any getbiggers ever get a vasectomy?
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2022, 03:14:07 PM »
I had the “needleless” procedure 10 years ago.

The entire procedure took 12 minutes (the Doctor timed it). It was sore during the procedure and there was mild soreness for 2 to 3 days after. I never had to take any pain meds. I've had no problems since.

It was fully covered here in Canada except for the clips, which cost me $70.

Good luck! Nothing to worry about.

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Glad you got it done, Oak, so you can't reproduce anymore.

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Re: Any getbiggers ever get a vasectomy?
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2022, 03:14:18 PM »
Never got it done. Planned 2 kids, have 2 kids. Its not that difficult.

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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2022, 03:14:33 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2022, 03:20:10 PM »
Would never do it.

Feck that.


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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2022, 03:31:21 PM »
Signed up to get one in a couple weeks.  One unplanned pregnancy is plenty  ;D

Due to budget concerns, I’m getting it done at the Planned Parenthood for the cheap.  They’re quoting me ~$800, private clinics were $1800+.  Just gonna be regular scalpel & forceps vasectomy, no fancy “needleless” procedure.

Aside from this giving me the heebie jeebies (for which I’ll pop a Xanax the day of), my only concern is the “post vasectomy pain syndrome”.  I think the official numbers say it’s 1-2% of all patients, even if the real number is higher I think the odds are in my favor.

Any getbiggers go through with this?  Sharing your experiences—good, negative, or neutral—would be appreciated 8)

Why would you need this if you are a proud Virgin?  ;D

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Re: Any getbiggers ever get a vasectomy?
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2022, 03:53:44 PM »
I think hankins has just been castrated in a couple of other threads

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Re: Any getbiggers ever get a vasectomy?
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2022, 04:06:28 PM »
I had it done about 5 years ago. I did it at a urologist without anesthesia so I could leave when done. I didn’t think it took more than 20 minutes. I went to lunch afterwards and had a beer. My wife had to drive me but I didn’t have any complications or anything and really don’t think about it other than my wife is off birth control and I don’t have to worry about having another kid at an advanced age.

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« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2022, 04:56:18 PM »
Never got it done. Planned 2 kids, have 2 kids. Its not that difficult.

Exactly! Same here we had two kids a boy and a girl. This seems like the perfect family to me. Originally, my wife wanted 5 kids, probably because she was one of five.

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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2022, 05:02:09 PM »
I had it done about 5 years ago. I did it at a urologist without anesthesia so I could leave when done. I didn’t think it took more than 20 minutes. I went to lunch afterwards and had a beer. My wife had to drive me but I didn’t have any complications or anything and really don’t think about it other than my wife is off birth control and I don’t have to worry about having another kid at an advanced age.

How old is your wife?

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« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2022, 05:09:41 PM »
Glad you got it done, Oak, so you can't reproduce anymore.

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« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2022, 06:51:20 PM »
How old is your wife?

41 same as me. And just because her and I can still make babies, we’ve got no business having any more. If we’d have started earlier I wouldn’t have minded having 4-5 kids but what I got is enough for me.

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« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2022, 01:21:16 AM »
Why would a proud virgin worry about pregnancy?

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« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2022, 01:40:24 AM »
Imagine a tiny pain down there that nevers go away. What will it do to your boner when you are having sex, or even sleep.

I had some lumbar herniated disks, and when the pain came during the act, my dick fell hard. Dont know if it is comparable, but the thought of it makes me stay away from vasectomy. Specially a cheap one like yours.

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Re: Any getbiggers ever get a vasectomy?
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2022, 03:40:03 AM »
Don't fuck with your dick.


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Re: Any getbiggers ever get a vasectomy?
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2022, 03:49:54 AM »
Huge mistake.  Pay the extra money and get it done properly by a real specialist, if you want to avoid long lasting complications.  Are your balls really worth that little to you?

you have a good point. the urologist who will be performing it practices at the local fancy hospital and is well reviewed, I didn't get to ask about the advantages of the "scalpel-less" approach .. I figured t was just marketing. Maybe I should look into it more

I'm two years into starting my own business and dealing w child support and court costs so Im saving money where I can.  Seems like lots of the pricier clinics snooker you in w fancy clinics, hot receptionists/nurses, and a bunch of other stuff I'd rather not pay for.  Its a quick simple procedure so I think I'll be ok BUT you've got a point .. Not a good idea generally to cheap out on surgery

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Re: Any getbiggers ever get a vasectomy?
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2022, 03:52:23 AM »
Would never do it.

Feck that.

Hey, different strokes.  I prefer to take my contraception into my own hands rather than trust the female.  Did that up until now and now I have to pay child support for 20-some years   ;D

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« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2022, 04:11:07 AM »
Hey, different strokes.  I prefer to take my contraception into my own hands rather than trust the female.  Did that up until now and now I have to pay child support for 20-some years   ;D

I've rethought it and doing it makes total sense for single men to avoid financial entrapment.


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Re: Any getbiggers ever get a vasectomy?
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2022, 04:13:38 AM »
don´t be a Jackass  :D   

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« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2022, 03:33:57 PM »
you have a good point. the urologist who will be performing it practices at the local fancy hospital and is well reviewed, I didn't get to ask about the advantages of the "scalpel-less" approach .. I figured t was just marketing. Maybe I should look into it more

I'm two years into starting my own business and dealing w child support and court costs so Im saving money where I can.  Seems like lots of the pricier clinics snooker you in w fancy clinics, hot receptionists/nurses, and a bunch of other stuff I'd rather not pay for.  Its a quick simple procedure so I think I'll be ok BUT you've got a point .. Not a good idea generally to cheap out on surgery


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« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2022, 04:56:32 PM »
Had a buddy who had a mirror set up so he could watch his own.

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