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Title: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 05, 2007, 11:42:51 AM
it has been brought to my attention that you wish to be inducted into the allmighty SQUAD, this is possible but you must first denounce all of your past transgressions against the SQUAD and your prior penis puffing ways and beg for forgiveness from the SQUAD then you will be accepted.
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on February 05, 2007, 12:21:14 PM
IF John Matrix will abide by Sarcasm's instruction I will endorse his membership.
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 05, 2007, 12:27:56 PM
JOHN MATRIX has a huge hunger to pown the hell out of the tinest of tits he would be a great addition to the squad and pherhaps  to the rouge squadron division its up to you oh great squadfather
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dan18 on February 05, 2007, 01:58:15 PM
it has been brought to my attention that you wish to be inducted into the allmighty SQUAD, this is possible but you must first denounce all of your past transgressions against the SQUAD and your prior penis puffing ways and beg for forgiveness from the SQUAD then you will be accepted.
translation-You must stop being a man,You must tuck your penis between your legs and call me mama.
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: danielson on February 05, 2007, 01:59:34 PM
translation-You must stop being a man,You must tuck your penis between your legs and call me mama.

Remember that one time when you told Mars and Sarcasm to go fuck themselves and then apologized like a little bitch? ;D
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 05, 2007, 02:06:32 PM
translation-You must stop being a man,You must tuck your penis between your legs and call me mama.

Nobody is interested in what you did Saturday night.
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dan18 on February 05, 2007, 02:08:56 PM
Remember that one time when you told Mars and Sarcasm to go f**k themselves and then apologized like a little bitch? ;D
I apologized for the way it was done..remember when you were big oh yea you never were,remember when you had friends oh sorry,well remember when you were broght to tears everytime you posted then you sucked up everyday and became a mod.. ;D   
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dan18 on February 05, 2007, 02:09:59 PM
Nobody is interested in what you did Saturday night.
couldnt do it sunday superbowl was on ;D
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on February 05, 2007, 03:38:33 PM
John is a "son of a bitch" i think power rod would be a ca didate.
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on February 05, 2007, 04:45:09 PM
John is a "son of a bitch" i think power rod would be a ca didate.

I think John has potential, but he'll now have to agree to Sarcasm's terms and issue a formal apology to Superstar.




John, I suggest getting the Superstar some porn.
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 05, 2007, 07:09:03 PM
it has been brought to my attention that you wish to be inducted into the allmighty SQUAD, this is possible but you must first denounce all of your past transgressions against the SQUAD and your prior penis puffing ways and beg for forgiveness from the SQUAD then you will be accepted.
Mars sent me a pm asking if i wished to join the Holy Squad. i said alright. but First, squadfather, before i can 'beg for forgiveness' i need to be reminded of  these 'past transgressions' against your organization that you speak of..i cant recall any. and more importantly, i have never had any 'prior penis puffing ways' lol...so theres nothing for me to 'beg forgiveness' for. i will go ahead and join your ranks and participate in mass butcherings of Tiny Tits, but ive got nothing to apopogize for

also, what have i ever done to Superstar ??? he always seemed like a good guy
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on February 06, 2007, 01:03:10 AM
Mars sent me a pm asking if i wished to join the Holy Squad. i said alright. but First, squadfather, before i can 'beg for forgiveness' i need to be reminded of  these 'past transgressions' against your organization that you speak of..i cant recall any. and more importantly, i have never had any 'prior penis puffing ways' lol...so theres nothing for me to 'beg forgiveness' for. i will go ahead and join your ranks and participate in mass butcherings of Tiny Tits, but ive got nothing to apopogize for

also, what have i ever done to Superstar ??? he always seemed like a good guy

I agree. Sars, John M has always been pro-SQUAD like Irongrip400 or Jimmy The Fish. He's never been disrespectful to the SQUAD, so an apology shouldn't really be needed. I personally think JM would be better off as an associate cause I haven't really seen him flame people so much as just appreciating the almighty SQUAD's collective owning skills. But if he is extended an invite to join, I'll support his cause.
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on February 06, 2007, 01:07:18 AM
I agree. Sars, John M has always been pro-SQUAD like Irongrip400 or Jimmy The Fish. He's never been disrespectful to the SQUAD, so an apology shouldn't really be needed. I personally think JM would be better off as an associate cause I haven't really seen him flame people so much as just appreciating the almighty SQUAD's collective owning skills. But if he is extended an invite to join, I'll support his cause.
TRANSLATION:JOHN MATRIX HAS GIVEN HEAD TO EACH OF OUR MEMBERS..HE SHOULD BE INCLUDED IN OUR NOOB SQUAD
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 06, 2007, 01:07:49 AM
this is my alter ego speaking!!!! i am ready to lay down the most penis-scalding, creative, ass-butchering death-causing internal bleedings of all time!! my online-owning devistation skills knows no bounds!i will contribute to the bloody , finger-bending-backwards-insert-wire0into-guy-into-vagina-abortion-instigating-untermensche-creamating-yeah im the drunk i lost my train of thought
i willee this in the morning violent carnage pzwnings o
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on February 06, 2007, 01:09:09 AM
this is my alter ego speaking!!!! i am ready to lay down the most penis-scalding, creative, ass-butchering death-causing internal bleedings of all time!! my online-owning devistation skills knows no bounds!i will contribute to the bloody , finger-bending-backwards-insert-wire0into-guy-into-vagina-abortion-instigating-untermensche-creamating-yeah im the drunk i lost my train of thought
i willee this in the morning violent carnage pzwnings o
ARE YOU A REAL LIFE RAPIST?DID YOU ASS RAPE THE SQUAD? :o
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on February 06, 2007, 01:11:01 AM
this is my alter ego speaking!!!! i am ready to lay down the most penis-scalding, creative, ass-butchering death-causing internal bleedings of all time!! my online-owning devistation skills knows no bounds!i will contribute to the bloody , finger-bending-backwards-insert-wire0into-guy-into-vagina-abortion-instigating-untermensche-creamating-yeah im the drunk i lost my train of thought
i willee this in the morning violent carnage pzwnings o

Hahahahaha maybe I spoke in haste!
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 06, 2007, 01:11:57 AM
ARE YOU A REAL LIFE RAPIST?DID YOU ASS RAPE THE SQUAD? :o
in fact i am, ive been convicted of over 26 counts of pre-meditated first degree RAPINGS and theyve all been of Indian Virgins! watch your back big sexy Shadow!
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on February 06, 2007, 01:13:45 AM
in fact i am, ive been convicted of over 26 counts of pre-meditated first degree RAPINGS and theyve all been of Indian Virgins! watch your back big sexy Shadow!
HAHAHHAH WHAT A FAG..SELF OWNED!!..AHAHA I BET YOU GOT AIDS FROM DOING THESE ASS RAPES
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on February 06, 2007, 01:16:39 AM
HAHAHHAH WHAT A FAG..SELF OWNED!!..AHAHA I BET YOU GOT AIDS FROM DOING THESE ASS RAPES

I bet you got aids from your mother's womb
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on February 06, 2007, 01:17:25 AM
i have no mother
fixed
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 06, 2007, 01:19:52 AM
HAHAHHAH WHAT A FAG..SELF OWNED!!..AHAHA I BET YOU GOT AIDS FROM DOING THESE ASS RAPES
i probably do have AIDS, but all that means is that youve got it now too, you sexy indian beast!
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on February 06, 2007, 01:21:57 AM
i probably do have AIDS, but all that means is that youve got it now too, you sexy indian beast!
:-\ :-\ :-\..retard
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 06, 2007, 01:43:50 AM
I agree. Sars, John M has always been pro-SQUAD like Irongrip400 or Jimmy The Fish. He's never been disrespectful to the SQUAD, so an apology shouldn't really be needed. I personally think JM would be better off as an associate cause I haven't really seen him flame people so much as just appreciating the almighty SQUAD's collective owning skills. But if he is extended an invite to join, I'll support his cause.
i thank you for your support, kiwi, a talented master. dont worry, my flaming skills can be as catastrophic as any should someone incite my rage
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on February 06, 2007, 06:44:30 AM
you son of a bitch!
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on February 06, 2007, 06:47:11 AM
you son of a bitch!

SuperStar!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you're against JM joining the SQUAD, let me know. I'm on your side (sorry JM) 8)
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on February 06, 2007, 07:09:49 AM
SuperStar!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you're against JM joining the SQUAD, let me know. I'm on your side (sorry JM) 8)
no he's cool i'm just facking with him ;D
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 06, 2007, 07:16:53 AM
allright here's the deal, John Matrix may not have crossed the SQUAD in general but he has made insulting comments towards your fearless leader The Squadfather, he must apologize for this before induction.
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on February 06, 2007, 07:23:11 AM
allright here's the deal, John Matrix may not have crossed the SQUAD in general but he has made insulting comments towards your fearless leader The Squadfather, he must apologize for this before induction.

If JM has insulted the great Sarcasm, then he should apologise before we even think about forgiving him, let alone join the SQUAD!
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on February 06, 2007, 08:18:47 AM
you son of a bitch!

AHAHAHAAHH!!!  This post is my new signature line!!!
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on February 06, 2007, 08:52:13 AM
AHAHAHAAHH!!!  This post is my new signature line!!!
another excellent idea by MOS.
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 06, 2007, 09:34:11 AM
you son of a bitch!
lol you know this is from Predator right?
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 06, 2007, 09:47:14 AM
allright here's the deal, John Matrix may not have crossed the SQUAD in general but he has made insulting comments towards your fearless leader The Squadfather, he must apologize for this before induction.
haha i may have busted your balls a bit in the past, but you've returned it tenfold anyway, and you should know that even though i routinely endure insults from you  i still have always said your the funniest fucker on here. sometimes i would just prompt you on purpose cause i knew your response would make me laugh, not out of real hatred  lol
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SS on February 06, 2007, 10:14:33 AM
lol you know this is from Predator right?
you're kidding ::)
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 06, 2007, 01:33:02 PM
haha i may have busted your balls a bit in the past, but you've returned it tenfold anyway, and you should know that even though i routinely endure insults from you  i still have always said your the funniest fucker on here. sometimes i would just prompt you on purpose cause i knew your response would make me laugh, not out of real hatred  lol
allright, i'll accept that as an apology, you're in!!!!!!!
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dan18 on February 06, 2007, 02:52:59 PM
allright, i'll accept that as an apology, you're in!!!!!!!
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translation-ok were cool i will blow you...
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 06, 2007, 04:09:59 PM
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ok were cool i will blow you...
so get to it cock hound
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: dan18 on February 06, 2007, 04:17:53 PM
so get to it cock hound
ok rude gayer than a 3 bean salad..
Title: Re: John Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Count Grishnackh on February 06, 2007, 06:02:42 PM
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translation-ok were cool i will blow you...

poor dan, still devastated at not getting into the SQUAD. You are clearly obsessed.

I know you are sitting there, bottom lip trembling, eyes welled up, beet red from your blood pressure sky high from the pent up frustration.

It's ok dan, lose yourself in your gay lovers 38 inch shaved chest, let go of all of your anger, resentment and abuse from the SQUAD.

Have a good cry     :'(       hahahahahahahahahhahahah a