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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2021, 07:38:47 PM »
Nice one Clavin, good of you to move and help your old man.

I walked away from my job and had 6 months with my old man before he passed. One of the best decisions I ever made. In amongst all the crap were a lot of great moments.

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2021, 08:23:43 PM »
Put out a couple of bird feeders in the backyard and my old man sits with his book of birds and try's to name them all :)

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2021, 07:47:38 PM »
So I never thought I'd enjoy mowing the yard but we bought a Club Cadet tractor with a cup holder :)

Sitting with my dad last Sunday morning having breakfast. I had gotten him a chocolate chip muffin.


..I wasn't paying attention and when I turned to talk to him he was finishing eating the muffin, wrapper and all :o :-\ ;D

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2021, 09:51:27 PM »
So I never thought I'd enjoy mowing the yard but we bought a Club Cadet tractor with a cup holder :)

Sitting with my dad last Sunday morning having breakfast. I had gotten him a chocolate chip muffin.


..I wasn't paying attention and when I turned to talk to him he was finishing eating the muffin, wrapper and all :o :-\ ;D
Damn dude, gotta keep an eye on that guy!
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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2021, 07:31:25 PM »
Damn dude, gotta keep an eye on that guy!


He gave the dog the finger today :-\

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2021, 07:15:50 PM »

He gave the dog the finger today :-\
I'm afraid to ask the entire context of this. :-X
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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #31 on: July 07, 2021, 07:17:26 PM »
I'm afraid to ask the entire context of this. :-X


He has a tiny dog that only barks when there are deer in the yard. We have a bigger mutt that barks a lot which pisses him off.

He still has it though sometimes. I went to bring him his medicine the other day and said,
''Hey it you favorite child"  He looked behind me and said ''I don't see your brother or sister"  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #32 on: July 08, 2021, 08:16:46 PM »

He has a tiny dog that only barks when there are deer in the yard. We have a bigger mutt that barks a lot which pisses him off.

He still has it though sometimes. I went to bring him his medicine the other day and said,
''Hey it you favorite child"  He looked behind me and said ''I don't see your brother or sister"  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2021, 09:56:47 AM »
Me and a friend took my old man out to dinner last night.
Can make you laugh and cry.
He asks me''What do I usually order" tell him Penne ala vodka, he says "No, not to drink,what do I eat?''
Then there are two older ladies at the table next to us and they asked what we were eating because it looked good.
he talks to them for awhile then we get in my jeep to go home and he says "See those ladies checking me out"

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2021, 06:40:51 AM »
My dad told me I make a terrible cup of coffee :(


...In my defense I've never drank a cup in my life so how in the hell am I suppose to know how to make it!

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2021, 08:21:38 AM »
My dad told me I make a terrible cup of coffee :(


...In my defense I've never drank a cup in my life so how in the hell am I suppose to know how to make it!

It's simple, you just put the coffee and water in this and it's done.



What exactly did YOU do?
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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2021, 08:28:45 AM »
My dad told me I make a terrible cup of coffee :(


...In my defense I've never drank a cup in my life so how in the hell am I suppose to know how to make it!
use one of those single serving coffee makers. Kuering?
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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2021, 08:41:35 AM »
It's simple, you just put the coffee and water in this and it's done.



What exactly did YOU do?


I poured the water directly into the filter :-\

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2021, 03:38:06 PM »
Wife made him his coffee the way he likes it.



...I was thinking of taking credit for it and telling him I did it but couldn't ;D

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #39 on: August 20, 2021, 08:48:03 PM »
So any workers that come over, pool installers, electricians, landscapers are terrible according to my dad.


...And he lets them know that! :o :-[ :-X

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #40 on: August 21, 2021, 09:19:55 AM »
So any workers that come over, pool installers, electricians, landscapers are terrible according to my dad.


...And he lets them know that! :o :-[ :-X
Oh geez. My mother in law was the same way with the guys remodeling her house, ended up in arbitration over it. What a mess.
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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #41 on: August 21, 2021, 05:20:38 PM »
Fuuuuuck me,spent all day today driving around trying to find the right plug to wire my generator if we lose power tomorrow

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2021, 04:57:13 PM »
My wife told me my dads Alzheimer's is getting worse.

...His aid and her were talking to my dad and he told them I was really smart and she told him she was the brains and I was the muscle and he said no I was really smart >:(

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #43 on: October 26, 2021, 06:20:20 PM »
Old ball and chain and I moved into a new house recently.

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #44 on: October 26, 2021, 07:02:11 PM »
Old ball and chain and I moved into a new house recently.


Congrats ,We moved into our place a year ago this week.

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #45 on: October 28, 2021, 12:46:17 AM »
Old ball and chain and I moved into a new house recently.

Does it have 7 rooms and an ice machine?
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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #46 on: October 28, 2021, 06:43:17 PM »
Does it have 7 rooms and an ice machine?
Are you posting while hiding in the bathroom?
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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #47 on: November 06, 2021, 06:05:12 AM »
Fuck all these leaves! Glad we have a tractor to pick all this shit up.
Will grab some beers and light the firepit this afternoon and get to work.

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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #48 on: November 06, 2021, 06:53:50 AM »
Fuck all these leaves! Glad we have a tractor to pick all this shit up.
Will grab some beers and light the firepit this afternoon and get to work.

I have the same issue, but am lucky to have a 5 foot dropoff into the woods to dump them.

But am waiting, since if I do it now, tomorrow will look as if I did nothing...have to wait for most to fall.
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Re: Moving is a bitch!
« Reply #49 on: November 06, 2021, 07:16:53 AM »
I have the same issue, but am lucky to have a 5 foot dropoff into the woods to dump them.

But am waiting, since if I do it now, tomorrow will look as if I did nothing...have to wait for most to fall.


I haven't bought the extra bagger yet so if I keep waiting for more to fall I'll have to stop every 5 feet to empty.
Luckily I have spots in the front and backyard to empty.

We put drainage in the backyard {never dried this year} so next year I'll put in a cup and flag a course employee gave me so I'll have a place to practice. Not going to try and do a putting green but I'll have a chipping area.