I started a new apprentice last year. He was a skinny boy around 18, covered in tattoos, ear rings, shaven head at sides etc.
He was maybe 5 feet 8 and 8 stones with his jeans hanging half way down his arse..
The day he started I took him round the offices and introduced him to the "ladies" in the admin office.
One of the older bigger ladies called Mary said "whit dae ye dae son? Are ye a celtic or rangers fan?
No, he said. I don't follow football, I'm a cage
fighter.
The women all looked at each other. Mary then says, YOUR THAT WEE AND SKINNY YOU MUST FIGHT IN A FUCKIN HAMSTERS CAGE !!!
They all pissed themselves laughing at him and he never recovered. Left after a week.