Which one of you will moderate the "Pet Complaints forum"? It's such an important topic (for a bodybuilding based website) that id merits a complaint section, LOL!
"Dear Stella,
My gf has three dogs, a ferret, two cats and a naked mole rat. She's a nice person but the house reeks from hell. She's been talking about living together and eventual marriage. How can I tell her I hate animals, their smell and would never live with them?
Or
Dear Stella,
My gf got rid of her dog because I hated it.... turns out I hated her too. Is there any way the Humane society will contact the adopting family to see if they'll give the dog back before I dump her?"