Author Topic: Chuck Norris getting owned!!!! (Read 5334 times)

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **on:** June 24, 2007, 04:40:19 PM »

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phyxsius · « **Reply #1 on:** June 24, 2007, 05:36:17 PM »

not as bad as you getting owned every second in Getbig

Krankenstein · « **Reply #2 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:20:59 PM »

Thing is Vince....thats a movie. The sad thing is that it happens to you....in REAL LIFE.

benchthis · « **Reply #3 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:22:31 PM »

i hope he could forgive you i heard there is a fist under his beard

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #4 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:25:14 PM »

Chuck Norris once counted to infinity... twice!

benchthis · « **Reply #5 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:27:08 PM »

the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #6 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:38:47 PM »

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light... not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!

benchthis · « **Reply #7 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:39:49 PM »

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #8 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:40:22 PM »

Chuck Norris actually died ten years ago. The Grim Reaper has been trying to work up the courage to tell him ever since!

Andre Nickatina · « **Reply #9 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:42:05 PM »

Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #10 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:42:42 PM »

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fucck he wants.

benchthis · « **Reply #11 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:49:20 PM »

Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #12 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:54:36 PM »

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

onlyme · « **Reply #13 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:55:05 PM »

hahaah Vince getting owned or flushed

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #14 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:56:33 PM »

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing!

Andre Nickatina · « **Reply #15 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:56:42 PM »

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA THATS AWESOME

benchthis · « **Reply #16 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:56:53 PM »

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #17 on:** June 24, 2007, 10:57:46 PM »

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Andre Nickatina · « **Reply #18 on:** June 24, 2007, 11:02:45 PM »

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

benchthis · « **Reply #19 on:** June 24, 2007, 11:04:30 PM »

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.