I gotta say this about that Arm wrestlng expo that evening.
Only invited everyone in the audiance to come up on stage and challange him, and if he lost he would give the victor $1,000 cash on the spot.
So within five seconds there was a line of about 20 of the hughest guys in the place flexing biceps and psyching out to take Only on and pocket $1,000 in cold, hard cash.
And one by one they took position and with a serious arm wrestlers' face and growl they would do their best to pin his arm.
And Only would build up the suspense by letting some of the guys think that they were going to win, but then he'd just laugh and slam them on the table.
Most of the time, Only would just keep on talking on the mic to the audiance as his "opponent" was grunting and groaning and sweaten up a storm in an attempt to collect that $1,000.
No one ever beat Only, so no one got that $1,000 cash award.
Good thing too cause I had to buy Only a BIG Mac and a diet coke cause he didn't even have a wallet with anything in it.
One last thing and then I quit.
Only has never worn a pair of trou that reach below his knees. Even when he skis, he skis in shorts.
And if it is 32 degrees below zero and we have to shovel snow, Only is right beside us shoveling snow in shorts.
Oh yea! Ditto on the slippers too!