Author Topic: Funny Tad Story (Read 6631 times)

~flower~ · « **on:** March 31, 2007, 11:50:27 AM »

I have been saving this for this board

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Tad sometimes sleeps with me at night. My bed is a king and pretty tall so he has never jumped off it. The usual routine in the morning is he climbs all over my head, I get up, go to the bathroom, and then go get him and we go downstairs.

Well, Monday I guess he couldn't wait for me to finish in the "facilities" and I am "sitting there" and in he walks in the bathroom (he must have jumped off the bed) and starts to pee on my bath mat!! I yell at him so he stops, goes into the hall, turns around, and finishes on that rug!! You could tell by his pee stance that it really felt good!

Then he wagged his tail at me.

I guess the lil guy was ready to burst and was showing me I should be faster from now on? At least he didn't go on the bed, but I do keep a puppy pad on it just in case.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2007, 11:59:47 AM »

The damn thing isn't potty trained yet??

Animals are disgusting.

knny187 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2007, 12:15:45 PM »

good story

I have a lot of funny ones like that.

The best are usually when a dog lifts his leg on someone like goatboy in shorts & boat shoes.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2007, 12:42:48 PM »

Quote from: knny187 on March 31, 2007, 12:15:45 PM

The best are usually when a dog lifts his leg on someone like goatboy in shorts & boat shoes.

In such a case, said dog would be doing a good imitation of a football in flight towards a goalpost about a nanosecond afterwards.

knny187 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2007, 01:22:12 PM »

Kick my dog....& he'd rip your leg off after he pee'd on it

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2007, 02:04:01 PM »

Quote from: knny187 on March 31, 2007, 01:22:12 PM

Kick my dog....& he'd rip your leg off after he pee'd on it

Well, if a large dog started peeing on my leg, I'd be justified in kicking it. If, in response to my kick, the dog then tried to attack me, I'd be 100% legally justified in drawing and using my weapon.

Moral of the story: keep your damn dog and its weak bladder away from me.

~flower~ · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2007, 02:12:06 PM »

None of my dogs have ever peed on anyone. Tad has peed on Addie and Briona a few times because he likes to pee over there spots and sometimes doesn't wait till they are finished.

And dogs sometimes do have accidents.

I'd like to see you never being able to pee unless you are given access to and never having an accident.

Emmett and Briona once held it from about 3pm to past noon the next day. No accidents at all. Bri won't even get off the couch for last call sometimes. Her and Emmett I trust, they would never go unless they really really had too. Addie and Tad, it is better to be consistent with them, but Tad still has a puppy pad out and he uses that. Its much easier, especially since I can't leave him outside for too long or he might escapes.

I have to watch Addie actually go when it is raining because she hates to get her feet wet. She will spend more time deciding where to go and she could of been done and back inside.

knny187 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2007, 03:39:56 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 31, 2007, 02:04:01 PM

Well, if a large dog started peeing on my leg, I'd be justified in kicking it. If, in response to my kick, the dog then tried to attack me, I'd be 100% legally justified in drawing and using my weapon.

Moral of the story: keep your damn dog and its weak bladder away from me.

Would be funny watching him play fetch with your leg

Then again.....

after he ripped it off.....he'd probably dry hump it & then pee on it.

noc · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2007, 06:04:38 PM »

This 200 word story could of been translated to 'my dog pissed on my floor'

~flower~ · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2007, 06:38:54 PM »

Quote from: noc on March 31, 2007, 06:04:38 PM

This 200 word story could of been translated to 'my dog pissed on my floor'

poor reading comprehension skills?

noc · « **Reply #10 on:** March 31, 2007, 06:43:10 PM »

Quote from: ~flower~ on March 31, 2007, 06:38:54 PM

poor reading comprehension skills?

No... i just don't relate 'funny story' to 'my dog pissed it self'

Even on the last line i was still hopeful for the punchline but it never came

epic story telling skills

Deadpool · « **Reply #11 on:** March 31, 2007, 06:45:21 PM »

epic gimmick account

noc · « **Reply #12 on:** March 31, 2007, 06:48:44 PM »

Quote from: Medford on March 31, 2007, 06:45:21 PM

epic gimmick account

er no.

Deadpool · « **Reply #13 on:** March 31, 2007, 06:54:16 PM »

you have been on here less than a month...yet you seem to know everybody.

gimmick

noc · « **Reply #14 on:** March 31, 2007, 06:56:25 PM »

Like who?

I read for about 1-2 months before i finally got to join... the email took forever.

knny187 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2007, 11:12:01 AM »

I agree....this noc resembles a few ijits on here.

Glad you're posting here....I know anywhere else you would just get deleted

noc · « **Reply #16 on:** April 01, 2007, 04:02:47 PM »

Quote from: knny187 on April 01, 2007, 11:12:01 AM

I agree....this noc resembles a few ijits on here.

Glad you're posting here....I know anywhere else you would just get deleted

No actually everywhere else the 'mods' don't rule with an iron fist like you.

PETA employee of the week

knny187 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 01, 2007, 04:06:45 PM »

Quote from: noc on April 01, 2007, 04:02:47 PM

No actually everywhere else the 'mods' don't rule with an iron fist like you.

PETA employee of the week

iron fist?

Did I delete your shit moron?

noc · « **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2007, 04:17:54 PM »

Quote from: knny187 on April 01, 2007, 04:06:45 PM

iron fist?

Did I delete your shit moron?

6-7 of my posts been removed.

Who removes them is irrelevant.

Iron fist mods are present here 'moron'

knny187 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2007, 04:34:58 PM »

Quote from: noc on April 01, 2007, 04:17:54 PM

6-7 of my posts been removed.

Who removes them is irrelevant.

Iron fist mods are present here 'moron'

Pet Board
A discussion board, in a positive aspect.

If it's not positive....it will get moved.

That simple....don't like it....go somewhere else.....there's plenty of places to choose from.

~flower~ · « **Reply #20 on:** April 01, 2007, 05:45:12 PM »

Quote from: knny187 on April 01, 2007, 04:06:45 PM

iron fist?

Did I delete your shit moron?

I did. Last night he was posting inappropriate pictures.

noc, as of now any post you make that is out of line in THE SLIGHTEST will be deleted.

Take it up with Ron if you feel the need.

Have a Fuzzy Day!!

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #21 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:16:55 PM »

TEH HONEY IS COMING BITCHES

~flower~ · « **Reply #22 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:22:33 PM »

Teh Honey will be pwning any fools!

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #23 on:** April 01, 2007, 06:22:52 PM »

thats how teh honey rolls

knny187 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 02, 2007, 09:40:02 AM »

Respect teh Paw