Author Topic: Congrats to New Proud Poppa - Hugo (Read 3150 times)

Dos Equis · « **on:** July 02, 2009, 05:41:59 PM »

Congrats Hugo. What did you have?

MB_722 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2009, 08:17:29 PM »

Congratulations Hugo!

240 is Back · « **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2009, 08:35:43 PM »

Congrats, the artist formerly known as Berserker!

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2009, 11:38:58 PM »

Thanks!!!!

She was born on the 11th

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #4 on:** July 03, 2009, 06:19:31 AM »

Congratulations comrade, wish the family all the best

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #5 on:** July 03, 2009, 06:41:54 AM »

Congratulations Señor Hugo!

24KT · « **Reply #6 on:** July 03, 2009, 08:31:42 AM »

Quote from: Hugo Chavez on July 02, 2009, 11:38:58 PM

Thanks!!!! She was born on the 11th

Hahahahah! A Gemini girl born in the year of the Ox, I love it!
She'll be stubborn as heck, ...with a split personality, ...you are soooo in for a wild ride

Don't worry, ...you'll be ok, ...until she reaches around 2 or so, ...then after she gets to be about 7.
But once puberty sets in, ...you might as well give up. Stick a fork in you, ...cause you'll be toast.
Mark my words. In the years to come, ...you'll look back on this and poop yourself at it's accuracy.

a_joker10 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 03, 2009, 08:54:03 AM »

Congrats

tonymctones · « **Reply #8 on:** July 03, 2009, 09:34:01 AM »

WHAT? thats awesome hugo congrats bro

Deicide · « **Reply #9 on:** July 03, 2009, 09:38:31 AM »

Uhm...I won't congratulate you because I find this convention odd (successful copulation and impregnation isn't really that much of a feat), however, I hope that you find satisfaction in the continuation of your line of DNA; you have fulfilled your (biological) purpose on earth and I wish you success in your role as the progenitor of this DNA.

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #10 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:05:44 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on July 03, 2009, 09:38:31 AM

Uhm...I won't congratulate you because I find this convention odd (successful copulation and impregnation isn't really that much of a feat), however, I hope that you find satisfaction in the continuation of your line of DNA; you have fulfilled your (biological) purpose on earth and I wish you success in your role as the progenitor of this DNA.

I could care less about the continuation of my DNA. I think people give congrats because a new person will be coming into their world who will love you and you them, if all goes well. It's a change for life. Years of experience with your family that will have a hell of a lot of meaning past simple copulation/impregnation. I don't think anyone recognizes having a kid as some special feat. They're not saying, hey congrats on winning the triathlon you entered....

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #11 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:06:18 AM »

by the way, congrats to Hereford too!

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #12 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:12:13 AM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on July 03, 2009, 08:31:42 AM

Hahahahah! A Gemini girl born in the year of the Ox, I love it!
She'll be stubborn as heck, ...with a split personality, ...you are soooo in for a wild ride

Don't worry, ...you'll be ok, ...until she reaches around 2 or so, ...then after she gets to be about 7.
But once puberty sets in, ...you might as well give up. Stick a fork in you, ...cause you'll be toast.
Mark my words. In the years to come, ...you'll look back on this and poop yourself at it's accuracy.

I'm fine with all that, just not the split personality. That sounds crazy. There's no mental illness in her family history. Also what is the Ox thing, is that chinese astrology? I don't believe that garbage for a second.

Hereford · « **Reply #13 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:14:42 AM »

Quote from: Hugo Chavez on July 03, 2009, 11:12:13 AM

I'm fine with all that, just not the split personality. That sounds crazy. There's no mental illness in her family history. Also what is the Ox thing, is that chinese astrology? I don't believe that garbage for a second.

Are you sure?

Dos Equis · « **Reply #14 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:26:15 AM »

Quote from: Hugo Chavez on July 03, 2009, 11:06:18 AM

by the way, congrats to Hereford too!

Hereford did your wife have a baby too?

Hereford · « **Reply #15 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:29:58 AM »

Quote from: Beach Bum on July 03, 2009, 11:26:15 AM

Hereford did your wife have a baby too?

Memorial Day.

My DNA lineage, much like Hugos, is now secure.

Dos Equis · « **Reply #16 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:36:49 AM »

Quote from: Hereford on July 03, 2009, 11:29:58 AM

Memorial Day.

My DNA lineage, much like Hugos, is now secure.

Nice. Congrats!

Babies are a blessing.

Hereford · « **Reply #17 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:39:57 AM »

Quote from: Beach Bum on July 03, 2009, 11:36:49 AM

Nice. Congrats! Babies are a blessing.

At least until they smack you in the head with a football on the beach...

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #18 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:42:13 AM »

Quote from: Hereford on July 03, 2009, 11:14:42 AM

Are you sure?

I figured I'd get nailed on that

Dos Equis · « **Reply #19 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:45:39 AM »

Quote from: Hereford on July 03, 2009, 11:39:57 AM

At least until they smack you in the head with a football on the beach...

lol. The back of the head.

And wait till they start asking you for money. Enjoy them while they are young and think you are the smartest, strongest man in the world.

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #20 on:** July 03, 2009, 12:01:43 PM »

Quote from: Hugo Chavez on July 03, 2009, 11:05:44 AM

I could care less about the continuation of my DNA.

Funny thing is your genes do, that's the sole reason you exist today.

OzmO · « **Reply #21 on:** July 03, 2009, 12:28:21 PM »

Congrats Hugo!

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #22 on:** July 03, 2009, 12:47:02 PM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on July 03, 2009, 12:01:43 PM

Funny thing is your genes do, that's the sole reason you exist today.

I just know it's not something I consciously worried about. I mean it's really cool shit seeing that she's part me and part my wife. But I never had that OMG, I must breed to save my line. I've probably spent more time looking at others and thinking, I hope they don't breed

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #23 on:** July 03, 2009, 12:47:22 PM »

Quote from: OzmO on July 03, 2009, 12:28:21 PM

Congrats Hugo!

thanks

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #24 on:** July 03, 2009, 01:04:23 PM »

Quote from: Hugo Chavez on July 03, 2009, 12:47:02 PM

I've probably spent more time looking at others and thinking, I hope they don't breed

Ha ha, damn right