Thats really cute!! Stinky....but yet so romantic. 
I hear the horror stories about the bowel issues pregnancy causes. The excess gas, constipation, stomach cramps and hemorrhoids...which all scares me. But at 6 mos...so far I have stayed pretty normal, and pretty regular. I keep up with my diet and exercise like crazy, so I can only assume that it helps with all of that.
Wait til the baby starts sitting on your bladder {LOL}
My girlfriend had the hardest time with that. Then when she had to get ultrasounds, they'd make her drink 8 glasses of water or more, ...and she wasn't allowed to pee before hand. She blew 3 appointments because she could never get there without peeing. She'd be on her way, ...and between the baby and the seat belt, she'd always end up pulling over to the side of the road. When she finally made it to the ultrasound, as soon as it was done, and she tried getting up, ...she peed all over the table. {LOL}
She'd probably kill me for saying this, ...but since I'm not mentioning any names, here ya go. One time, she was coming to see me, ...and it was a 2 hour drive from where she lived to my condo. She called me on her car phone telling me she was almost at my place, 3 minutes away, was about to burst, and needed to use the bathroom IMMEDIATELY
...IMMEDIATELY.
I called downstairs to the concierge desk to inform security, telling them that a tiny little blonde in a red corvette convertible is about to pull up. She's gonna just park the car in front, toss you the keys, run through the front doors, please don't stop her, or make her sign in etc., please just let her come straight up.
He said, I see her coming down the driveway now. She pulled up like a bat out of hell, and ran through the front doors faster than Ben Johnson on steroids, tossing him her car keys as she whizzed by. The concierge barely had time to push the button releasing the electronic door locks for her.
I'm upstairs waiting, ...and waiting, ...and waiting, but there's no sign of her. I'm standing at the front door to my apartment, and still no sign of her. I'm thinking
"What happened to her?"Turns out in her haste to get to my place, she forgot the Harbour Square condos have
TWO towers. When she entered through the central lobby area, she ran for the North Tower, ...but I lived in the South Tower. She made it up the elevator to the 31
st. floor, but it was the wrong tower. She nearly died when Nick answered, and told her Judi is in the south tower, you're in the north. Nick knew what apartment I was in, because some nights when he was drunkenly stumbling home from some party in the building, I'd hear him swearing outside my door because his key wouldn't work. {lol} I'd always have to steer him to his place in the other tower.
So now, my girlfriend is getting desperate. She's waiting for the elevator to take her back down, so she can enter the right tower, and take the flight up 31 floors again, ...only now she knows, ...she's not going to make it.
{lol}
She decides to run to the nearest stairwell, ...only she realizes, ...she's not going to make it there either. {LOL}
She starts to lose the contents of her bladder right there in the hallway. The worst part was, ...it was right in front of somebodies front door. I kid you not. In an effort to keep from dribbling down her legs, she scrouched down and tried as best she could to pull her panties aside. In the process she slightly lost her balance, and in reaching out to brace herself, ...she accidently banged on this person's door. Now she's just absolutely mortified, because not only is she peeing on someone's front door step, ...she's now banging on their door, alerting them to the fact that she is there,
...and the torrent ushering forth from her bladder is showing no sign of letting up anytime soon.
To make matters worse, ...she can hear them approaching the door. She looks up, and can see the darkness as they look through the peep hole to see who knocked on their door. Lucky for her, she was scrouched down so low, ...that when they looked out their peep hole, they didn't see anyone. She could hear a woman's voice in the background asking who was there, ...then a male voice from immediately behind the door replying, "there's no one there honey." She was mortified! She didn't know if it was a matter of the guy not being able to see her, ...or if it was a matter of him not wanting to let his wife know that a crazy woman was peeing on their door step. She also didn't know if security would be waiting for her if she got into the elevator. She was scared, dazed, mortified, embarassed, and now paranoid.
She finished her business and ran into the stairwell. Then, she walked all the way down from the 31
st. floor to the 10
th. where both the North & South towers were connected by a private restaurant, ...then took the elevator in the south tower up to the 31
st. floor, and to my place.
When I opened the door, she was pale, and looked like she had just been to hell and back. She was simultaneously crying and laughing while telling me what happened. I felt so bad for her, but it was soooo funny, that I ended up laughing & crying as she told me. Later that day when she was leaving, she was all nervous & freaked out when picking up her car keys from the valet. She could barely look at him. No one said anything to me from security, so I guess they never suspected anything.
That was 13 years ago, ...and to this day, when we remember back, we still laugh about it so hard, it still brings tears to our eyes just remembering it.
