Author Topic: PJ Braun - Almost Died for You Bitches, Saved By His Butthole - (Read 4161 times)

BB · « **on:** July 21, 2021, 09:13:30 AM »

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Short Summary - Came down with a mystery illness in early 2020 which caused massive weight loss, dementia, and general malaise. After a long battery of tests, discovered he has Epstein Barr (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epstein_Barr_virus). After a brief flirtation with an all seafood diet , which lead to mercury poisoning, he met up with a doctor promising a racial new treatment.

PJ now is controlling his Epstein Barr with Green Tea (edit - Green Coffee) enemas, and more conventional methods, he is planning a new series on his road back to size and fitness.

Body-Buildah · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2021, 09:15:59 AM »

Herpes from 3-some w/ Jeffrey Epstein and Rosanna Barr??

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2021, 09:25:01 AM »

Enemas are just an excuse for anal stimulation.

Flexacon · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2021, 09:26:50 AM »

I believe Jason Huh and Steve Blechman went down the route of an all seafood diet and ended up with mercury poisoning too.

In Huhs cases his wife and maybe even kids suffered the same fate.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2021, 09:27:38 AM »

One of the better thread titles in some time.

Will be interesting to see how the board algorithm ranks it.

Taffin · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2021, 09:31:31 AM »

Intredasting - will watch shortly - thanks for posting

Wonder if the herpes-related dementia was what caused him to post the micro-c0ck video..?

Or is he preparing a plea of insanity in the court case..?

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2021, 09:37:27 AM »

Seafood diet causes herpes??...bunch of bullshit. EBV can only be caused by saliva or genital exposure....period. it means he must have screwed some filthy whore

Why is this on the Blackstone Labs youtube?? He's supposee to be selling supplements instead of selling herpes

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2021, 10:22:00 AM »

Epstein-Barr is basically a recurrence of mononucleosis when the immune system is low.

Bevo · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2021, 10:37:50 AM »

Bbers always have some kind of “mysterious” illnesses

Taffin · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2021, 11:36:23 AM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on July 21, 2021, 10:22:00 AM

Epstein-Barr is basically a recurrence of mononucleosis when the immune system is low.

So you're saying it's AIDS?

Taffin · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2021, 11:45:40 AM »

So green coffee enemas and rectal ozone insufflation...

Sounds legit

Dave D · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2021, 11:56:12 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on July 21, 2021, 11:45:40 AM

So green coffee enemas and rectal ozone insufflation...

Sounds legit

It’s science Taffin. Who are you to question a medical procedure?

deadz · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2021, 12:11:43 PM »

Quote from: Bevo on July 21, 2021, 10:37:50 AM

Bbers always have some kind of “mysterious” illnesses

Nice one Bev. Peewee is spewing bullshit, probably back on the bottle. Weak genetics!

Taffin · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2021, 12:12:26 PM »

Quote from: Dave D on July 21, 2021, 11:56:12 AM

It’s science Taffin. Who are you to question a medical procedure?

That's Dr Taffin to you, Dave

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2021, 12:25:39 PM »

"Dementia"? LOL. Watch him try to use that defense in his trial.

The part I liked was "on his road back to size and fitness". Dude nearly killed himself in his last attempt at size and fitness. But let's try again....

Body-Buildah · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2021, 12:26:38 PM »

Quote from: LurkerNoMore on July 21, 2021, 12:25:39 PM

"Dementia"? LOL. Watch him try to use that defense in his trial.

The part I liked was "on his road back to size and fitness". Dude nearly killed himself in his last attempt at size and fitness. But let's try again....

LOL

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2021, 12:30:28 PM »

Quote from: Bevo on July 21, 2021, 10:37:50 AM

Bbers always have some kind of “mysterious” illnesses

This

Wooshhhhhhhh

MP · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2021, 12:39:30 PM »

Waiting on Celeste's take.

BB · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2021, 01:00:26 PM »

The man PJ consults about his woes, shares his own story -

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(do I sense a BHank - Zaino - Braun crossover?)

PJ, ever the trooper, gives the fans a little flex before his first sip of coffee -

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LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2021, 02:25:28 PM »

This MFer can't even die right. He fucked up something as simple as killing himself.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2021, 05:46:57 PM »

Love when they cant blame drugs

The Scott · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2021, 05:51:10 PM »

Quote from: Taffin on July 21, 2021, 11:45:40 AM

So green coffee enemas and rectal ozone insufflation...

Sounds legit

Henceforth ye shall be known as "Taffin...King of the Britons"!

Rambone · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2021, 06:08:11 PM »

The thread title alone is a 10/10

Jayel · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2021, 06:53:56 PM »

PJ Braun has herpes? I must have missed that one. What exactly, does this f ucker have going for him?

- g4p amateur bodybuilder, never good enough to be pro
- RX muscle lackey
- Former BFF with Aaron Singerman & had a very public fallout much to all of our amusement
- Snakeoil salesmen destined for prison
- Snagged a hot mrs only to have her realise she wanted 🍆 elsewhere after like 2 months
- Annoying, nasal, whiney voice
And now, herpes?

I’m sure I’ve missed a lot here +++

Dave D · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2021, 07:02:02 PM »

Quote from: LurkerNoMore on July 21, 2021, 02:25:28 PM

This MFer can't even die right. He fucked up something as simple as killing himself.

Lol