This is my latest BB poem, I called it "You dont have to be a genius to spot Buffgoddess' penis"The sound of steel, kissing the hooks on the squat rack Had now stopped completely, as the last couple of guys walked painfullyBack to the changing room.I forced one last shaky rep on the leg press, let out a disturbingly hot fartAnd finished the last mouthful of my isotonic companion.That's when I saw the shadow.Slowly moving across the cracked plaster wall, enveloping the light as it swooped.I had to force every once of courage left inside me to look at the source of this eagle of darkness,Nothing could have prepared me for the horror, now in my line of sight.It moved quickly across the gym floor, tidying up 45 plates as if they were disposable paper ones.As the horror moved towards the leg equipment, I could see that it had managed to steal a jumper with 'fitness instructor' printed on the front to conceal its real monstrous identity.As the figure moved towards me, I could see a huge bulge in it's shorts, so I pulled the drawstring on my sweats as tight as I could.It spoke three words in a low gruff tone."We're..... closing...... now"My fear quickly dissolved as I realised it was just the 'girl' from the counter I had greeted only 1 hour ago."Im done here" I replied."Can I ask you a question though?""Why do wear spandex when you have such a big penoris?""You dont have to be a genius", 'she' replied, "to see my penis."
HAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHHHAHHA fucken classic
Yes!!!!!!! I am the William Blake of ownage!
Alex23 almost put a quick one by all of us. Here we were thinking he actually knew how to pick up women with that avatar he had. Oh how wrong we were.
Hahahahaha I do!!!! No need to worry about this one. I have years of bedroom hidden camera footage to back me up "What's with the TeddyBear with the blinking red light, Alex""Don't worry, he just like to look over me while I bang the shit out of you"
hahahahaha yes!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess it was the she-beast BuffGoddess putting one by us. I hope.
