Booyakasha! What's up Iron Brothers? I'm here in LA. Flew in from NY with two other getbiggers to shoot a TV show. In case some of you have never been to LA, you have to be aware of the fact that there are "famous" people everywhere. You just have to look in the right places. Sunday night at the hotel, some long haired aging metal dude was hanging outside the lobby smoking with his long haired aging metal seenbetterdays chick and I was like, "As a lifelong Poison, Tuff, and Prettyboy Floyd Fan, I should definitely recognize this metaldouche." But I couldn't. So I go to my car to get my phone and then I hear people screaming. I walk back and the same aging metal dude has been joined by some taller longer-haired metal dude, but unlike oldman's yellowish brillo hair, this other dude has hotchick healthy flowing locks. Then he turns around and he looked like an enormously tall hot chick. Yep, it was Skid Row, Savage Animal, and Damnocracy frontman Sebastian Bach. Fellow Getbigger will post mandatory photos of compulsory THUMBS UP and DIO DEVIL HORNS photos soon.
Monday morning, we drive over to GOLD'S VENICE. They are always nice there and let you walk around the gym and take some pictures. It was around 10:30 and we were told that Gunter trains early but that Chick usually trains around noon. We did find a jacked black dude with funny-looking hair wearing spandex: Jerome Ferguson. We passed on the photo op. I'm walking out and ask the frontdesk dude if anyone who's anyone is around. He says Kris from KAGED MUSCLE just came in. I said, "Kris from Kaged Muscle? WHERE?" and he points to a guy who looked like Travis Barker on steroids: Tattoos, muscles, spiked hair and accompanied by a ginormous Amazonian blonde chick with ginormous gozangas. I went over and introduced myself and we spoke for a while, although to be fair, I was distracted by his Barbarella-like companion. All very cool though.
We then had to report to the set for the show and although I am contractually bound to silence, let me say this: THREE GETBIGGERS will be on the #1 Show on primetime TV very shortly. And one of them will show the television audience what a MONSTER 20-inch arm really looks like, finally silencing his Getbig naysayers.
Today, we drove back to GOLD'S VENICE and saw CHARLES GLASS yapping on his cell phone outside the gym. We walked around some more, saw no one of importance, took some photos, and walked out twenty minutes later, the GLASSMASTER still yapping on his cellphone. Not certain, but could almost swear I heard the words "Baby Boo".
Then went to the FIREHOUSE for brunch. They have a special BODYBUILDER SECTION of the menu, so I ordered the special of 3 Pancakes with 8oz. scrambled eggwhites. Being a retired bodybuilder, I subbed whole eggs for the eggwhites. Good grub. Then I spotted FLEX LEWIS and his lovely gal sitting in the outdoor portion of the restaurant. When he was walking out I shouted, "Hey FLEX," and we got up and introduced ourselves and then headed outside for the photo op of the MANDATORY COMPULSORY THUMBS UP POSE. After that, in my best Wayne Demilia impression, I demanded a "Biceps Posedown" between Flex and my boy. Flex proclaimed that he was being "dwarfed" but nonetheless complied and a terrific photo of the impromptu flex-off will be posted here shortly.
This is your Getbig correspondent Special Ed, signing off from Los Angeles. Over Unger and Dunn.
