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Rusty Trombone

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Sauerkraut farts!
« on: December 09, 2015, 11:56:42 PM »
So,I have been eating a pound of sauerkraut a day for the past few weeks,and am enjoying the most delicious,exquisite,sexy sulphury farts in the world!

Every day feels like childhood now,it is great.


That is all.

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Re: Sauerkraut farts!
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2015, 12:00:17 AM »
and am enjoying the most delicious,exquisite,sulphury bang farts in the world!

That's not an egg fart...

Rusty Trombone

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Re: Sauerkraut farts!
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2015, 12:30:03 AM »
Sauerkraut fart feels healthier than egg fart.

Better,clearer texture.

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Re: Sauerkraut farts!
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2015, 02:04:26 AM »
hey rusty you seem pretty cool quick question bro

do you know any nasty whores in that shit hole neighbor hood you live in that will lick your ass hole and while shes doing this ,  u let one of

your sauer kraut farts right in her  mouth

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Re: Sauerkraut farts!
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2015, 03:25:30 AM »
I remember thinking upon my visit to Germany, how anyone goes on a date over there. The food gave me terrible gas.

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Re: Sauerkraut farts!
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2015, 03:52:58 AM »
Falcon?

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Re: Sauerkraut farts!
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2015, 02:07:37 PM »
So,I have been eating a pound of sauerkraut a day for the past few weeks,and am enjoying the most delicious,exquisite,sexy sulphury farts in the world!

Every day feels like childhood now,it is great.


That is all.
Glad that's all. Go away now.

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Re: Sauerkraut farts!
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2015, 10:15:35 PM »
I remember thinking upon my visit to Germany, how anyone goes on a date over there. The food gave me terrible gas.
germans food gives gas and germans themselves gave gas