Creepy Porn Lawyer

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BREAKING: Avenatti Gets Over 2 Years In Prison For Nike Extortion

Disgraced attorney Michael Avenatti was sentenced to 2.5 years in prison Thursday on his conviction for trying to extort tens of millions from Nike Inc., with multiple other federal criminal cases against him still on tap.



 

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Remember when for a second he was a media darling? Guess those gigs are over now.

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Remember when for a second he was a media darling? Guess those gigs are over now.

Liberals loved him remember?  They fawned all over him and considered him a freaking presidential contender.   That is how deep the TDS ran with the nut cases on the left. 

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Liberals loved him remember?  They fawned all over him and considered him a freaking presidential contender.   That is how deep the TDS ran with the nut cases on the left.

Well as we all know, I am a liberal and I couldn't stand him. He's always acted like an arrogant son-of-bitch. Also, the only one who thought he was a presidential contender was him. Guess that's never going to happen. 

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Well as we all know, I am a liberal and I couldn't stand him. He's always acted like an arrogant son-of-bitch. Also, the only one who thought he was a presidential contender was him. Guess that's never going to happen. 

 


https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/09/14/michael-avenatti-2020-democratic-primary-219910

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WATCH: Tucker Carlson roasts 'creepy porn lawyer' Michael Avenatti one last time
"You ever notice how heroes just emerge?" Carlson asked. "That happened a few years ago in this country. That hero went by many names. We called him 'the creepy porn lawyer,' because he was."
The Post Millennial
July 9, 2021 2:54 AM
https://thepostmillennial.com/watch-tucker-carlson-roasts-creepy-porn-lawyer-michael-avenatti-one-last-time?utm_campaign=64469

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https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/09/14/michael-avenatti-2020-democratic-primary-219910

Interesting article.

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MSNBC gives Avenatti prison sentence less than 2 minutes of coverage after inviting him on-air over 100 times
The liberal network completely avoided the breaking news on Thursday
By Joseph A. Wulfsohn | Fox News
https://www.foxnews.com/media/msnbc-michael-avenatti-prison-sentence-coverage

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Greenwald nailed it:

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1414952362222006273

"It's stunning how the networks who put Michael Avenatti on over and over and over and over and depicted him as the Nation's Conscience and even hyped him as a serious presidential contender have all but ignored his prison sentence and multiple other pending felony trials.

And as usual, the standard elite self-exoneration of "we-couldn't-have-known" is utter bullshit. Aside from the fact that the stench of Avenatti's sleazy fraud suffocated anyone within a mile radius, countless people pointed out at the time how exploitative and dishonest he was.

Avenatti is nowhere close to the worst person promoted by CNN and NBC. They have security state ghouls, perjurers and war criminals on their payroll -- Bush and Obama's CIA & DHS chiefs, FBI officials, etc. Still, if you can't recognize what Avenatti is, you can't see anything."

[Dos Equis]

Greenwald nailed it:

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1414952362222006273

"It's stunning how the networks who put Michael Avenatti on over and over and over and over and depicted him as the Nation's Conscience and even hyped him as a serious presidential contender have all but ignored his prison sentence and multiple other pending felony trials.

And as usual, the standard elite self-exoneration of "we-couldn't-have-known" is utter bullshit. Aside from the fact that the stench of Avenatti's sleazy fraud suffocated anyone within a mile radius, countless people pointed out at the time how exploitative and dishonest he was.

Avenatti is nowhere close to the worst person promoted by CNN and NBC. They have security state ghouls, perjurers and war criminals on their payroll -- Bush and Obama's CIA & DHS chiefs, FBI officials, etc. Still, if you can't recognize what Avenatti is, you can't see anything."

lol.  Truth.

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I'm surprised he has the nerve to show his face after Tucker Carlson turned him into rhetorical sushi last week:

Hilarious - TC tells him he won't call him names or hurl insults, but every time he talks there's a headline that says "Creepy Porn Lawyer mulling 2020 run".

I just watched this clip again.  The bylines were friggin hilarious.  Avenatti had no idea.  lol   

But now with the benefit of hindsight, everything Tucker said about him was true. 

This interview also highlighted some of the hypocrisy taking place today.  Tucker played a clip of Avenatti saying what Russia did during the 2016 election was akin to them putting 100,000 troops on our border.  That Russian crap was a "Big Lie."  The hypocrisy is staggering. 

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Avenatti to defend himself in California criminal fraud trial: report
The trial is slated to begin with opening statements on Wednesday
By Thomas Barrabi FOXBusiness
https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/avenatti-defend-himself-california-criminal-fraud-trial

[Humble Narcissist]

A lawyer who defends himself has a fool for a client.

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Judge rules mistrial in Michael Avenatti's California fraud case: reports
Prosecutors reportedly failed to provide Avenatti with pertinent financial documents
By Stephanie Pagones , Lee Ross FOXBusiness
https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/judge-mistrial-michael-avenattis-california-fraud-case

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Judge rules mistrial in Michael Avenatti's California fraud case: reports
Prosecutors reportedly failed to provide Avenatti with pertinent financial documents
By Stephanie Pagones , Lee Ross FOXBusiness
https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/judge-mistrial-michael-avenattis-california-fraud-case

Very interesting. He still has those 2 years 6 months prison time for extortion in the Nike case.

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Judge rules mistrial in Michael Avenatti's California fraud case: reports
Prosecutors reportedly failed to provide Avenatti with pertinent financial documents
By Stephanie Pagones , Lee Ross FOXBusiness
https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/judge-mistrial-michael-avenattis-california-fraud-case

Fng govt lawyers.    Unbelievable. 

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Very interesting. He still has those 2 years 6 months prison time for extortion in the Nike case.

New trial scheduled for October.

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Fng govt lawyers.    Unbelievable.

Dummies.

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Michael Avenatti heading to trial against ex-client Stormy Daniels after judge denies motion to adjourn
Avenatti has pleaded not guilty to wire fraud and ID theft charges
By Bradford Betz FOXBusiness
Updated on January 23, 2022
https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/stormy-daniels-avenatti-face-off-at-trial

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Michael Avenatti representing himself in case vs. Stormy Daniels
By LARRY NEUMEISTER
Published January 25, 2022
https://www.fox5ny.com/news/michael-avenatti-representing-himself-in-case-vs-stormy-daniels

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Michael Avenatti representing himself in case vs. Stormy Daniels
By LARRY NEUMEISTER
Published January 25, 2022
https://www.fox5ny.com/news/michael-avenatti-representing-himself-in-case-vs-stormy-daniels

Hmmm. His lawyers didn't get him off in the Nike extortion case. He probably doesn't trust an attorney other than himself. But you no what they say about representing oneself in court. "A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client." Technically he should not be allowed to be his own attorney. He was disbarred and has been ineligible to practice law in California since May 4, 2020.  Judge Jesse Furman initially said he would deny any motion by Avenatti to represent himself. Later he granted Avenatti's request.

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Hmmm. His lawyers didn't get him off in the Nike extortion case. He probably doesn't trust an attorney other than himself. But you no what they say about representing oneself in court. "A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client." Technically he should not be allowed to be his own attorney. He was disbarred and has been ineligible to practice law in California since May 4, 2020.  Judge Jesse Furman initially said he would deny any motion by Avenatti to represent himself. Later he granted Avenatti's request.

He doesn't have to be licensed to represent himself.  Anyone can represent themselves.  But he's definitely a fool.   

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Hmmm. His lawyers didn't get him off in the Nike extortion case. He probably doesn't trust an attorney other than himself. But you no what they say about representing oneself in court. "A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client." Technically he should not be allowed to be his own attorney. He was disbarred and has been ineligible to practice law in California since May 4, 2020.  Judge Jesse Furman initially said he would deny any motion by Avenatti to represent himself. Later he granted Avenatti's request.

Here is your boy and possible future President according to CNN

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/02/04/avenatti-fraud-guilty/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3MyUwHYYaKkM-vZ9A44EpCcDWuyzOI_Kt3ithzV5uPA00yNnzfcc9Rrzk

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IMO Avenatti is a slime ball. He's almost as slimy as Trump. Guess what we have now is all the slime from the 'swamp'. Yuk!

"almost"   - uh huh - remind me of the felonies trump was convicted of? 

[Primemuscle]

He doesn't have to be licensed to represent himself.  Anyone can represent themselves.  But he's definitely a fool.   

It was my understanding that anyone can represent themselves. However, Judge Jesse Furman initially said he would deny any motion by Avenatti to represent himself because the trial was already underway. Later he granted Avenatti's request. Do you suppose the judge initially forgot that folks have the right to represent themselves in criminal cases?