Things you've learnt from Getbig

[dr.chimps]

The less you know, the more you want to post!? 

/great list, kiwi   

[Cleanest Natural]

- Living in romania involves drinking a bottle of vodka each day

- Onlyme aka big keith is the who's who boss of Hollywood celeb life

- Like in the rest of society, certain jews control our media and freedom of speech (just meant for fun, no pun intended!)

- Learned the true nature and value of a meltdown

- I now use the phrases "monster triceps", "gayer than..." and "epic.." and "nice gyno" in daily everyday conversations

- I have learned to spot and keep distance from schmoes in real life

- I have learned to add 50 lbs to my muscle mass and 100k to my annual income when discussing these topics over the internet

learned thaT gimmicks are very very common

[webcake]

- Living in romania involves drinking a bottle of vodka each day

- Onlyme aka big keith is the who's who boss of Hollywood celeb life

- Like in the rest of society, certain jews control our media and freedom of speech (just meant for fun, no pun intended!)

- Learned the true nature and value of a meltdown

- I now use the phrases "monster triceps", "gayer than..." and "epic.." and "nice gyno" in daily everyday conversations

- I have learned to spot and keep distance from schmoes in real life

- I have learned to add 50 lbs to my muscle mass and 100k to my annual income when discussing these topics over the internet

You have learnt a lot, young grass hopper.

[The Wizard of Truth]

1.The Iron sheik fuckin rules and deserves severe respect
2.Its ok to want to fuck miley cyrus
3.99% of pros do g4p
4.Will smith is a racist
5.Asian women are top
6.Dexter is a joke Mr.Olympia
7.Marcus ruhl resembles barney

[tweeter]

I learned not to believe most of the stuff you read in the mags, particularly Flex.

[drkaje]

There are a lot of tiny tits.

[wes]

MELTDOWN!!!!!!!!!
 

[Pollux]

That we're all millionaires and live the lavish lifestyle, except Squadfather/QuakerOats who got busted for living in a trailer.

[Meso_z]

1. Learn how to pull a "Kegdrainer" in your daily life activities.

[lovemonkey]

1. Learn how to pull a "Kegdrainer" in your daily life activities.

Hhaha, yes. To claim that the security escorted you out of trouble can always come in handy.

Not to mention being able to lift a 590 pound stone in the nearest backyard!

[Meso_z]

Hhaha, yes. To claim that the security escorted you out of trouble can always come in handy.

Not to mention being able to lift a 590 pound stone in the nearest backyard!

hahah its pretty funny and retarded at the same time. 

[Fatpanda]

its easy to snap a german shepards spine with your bare hands 

[tommywishbone]

1) Synthol is good or perhaps bad.
2) Any arm over 16" is filled with Synthol.
3) Tater tots are good.
4) Bananas & grapejuice are good.
5) Meth is not good.
5) Every fitness hottie ever, has dated Ron.
6) Cotton candy = egg whites.

That's what I've learned.

[Butterbean]

Anyone who has ever gotten lean used steriods
A vein in a woman's forehead means she uses steroids
Angelina Jolie uses steroids

[QuakerOats]

The funniest line I've read in this regard was made by the legendary Sir William Idol in response to the pic below

Too bad the guy's been MIA for a while now

you've rattled off some classics yourself, New Zealand Nostradamous.

[danielson]

I have learned that if you didn't peak in the 80's by making a name for yourself in a sport which no one follows and never had the privilege of meeting Jonesy from Police Academy before gaining 300 pounds and becoming a recluse your life is basically worthless and you may as well just kill yourself.

[QuakerOats]

I have learnt that......

70% of people who post on here are Alex23 gimmicks

Candizzle: "anal sex feels like deep tissue massage -- only inside your anus"

you can bash people who look a hundred times better than you on this site

anybody who is not obese is a twink

internet is serious business

you get revenge by finding the personal info of the person who has insulted you and calling their mom to complain

there are gay black men on here who are skinny fat on stage and have boyfriends named -- Queen Vissy

this website can be used for anything but bodybuilding

bodybuilders are to be referred to as -- oiled up men in thongs with ripped glutes

AXA is the most despised person in the history of www

Johnny Falcon is the biggest attention whore in the history of www

avesher is a bipolar bastard -- always on his period -- drama lama

QuakerOats loves fat

Soundness loves piss

Adonis and Jizzball are total douchebags

Earl 1972 loves Levrone

people want mattc to be freed

would I hit it?

if you are a natural you have to look like you don't work out or bullshit

Lee Priest is a double agent

yes these are the type of "fat" women i'm into, hahaha, fuccking fagggot.

[benz]

I have learned that:

1.- Timeout aint that bad
2.- TooPowerful4u wasnt that powerful
3.- Nick Visicaro impossed the imfamous Mantis pose
4.- Trailerfather is a fat pussy that will never recover
5.- Ron avidan is a great person
6.- The Y board is full of good people, good as in good hearted people
7.- Joeloco is a good person after all

[SS]

I have learned that if you didn't peak in the 80's by making a name for yourself in a sport which no one follows and never had the privilege of meeting Jonesy from Police Academy before gaining 300 pounds and becoming a recluse your life is basically worthless and you may as well just kill yourself.

Can't help but to feel sorry for that tubby anymore.

[The Showstoppa]

I have learned that making double posts is usually the sign of a mini-melt.

[saucetradomous]

1.  Alex23 is nearly as big as a pro naturally.

2.  Snake bites are beneficial to weight gain

3.  Dubai is in India

4.  Kyomu is going steady with Paco

5.  Musclecenter is an oldfart

6.  275lb preacher curls are possible

7.  Micheal Lockett is natural because of a myostatin deficiency.

8.  Drugs do not work for everybody (see John Ramano)

9.  All bodybuilders can run as fast or faster than olympic sprinters.

10.  Bay seems to think everyone is secretly gay

11.  Bob Chick has access to bodybuilding.com sales records so you better watch your mouf.

12.  Shreaded glutes sounds gay in or outside of the bodybuilding world.

13.  Wearing a tapout shirt makes you invulnerable to female attraction.

14.  muscletech supplements are 126.54% better than your average supplements.

15.  A classic pussy pulling physique is around 145lbs with 8% bodyfat.

16.  You can take drugs and be a good christian without having any remorse.

17.  Everyone has/had a friend/cousing/relative/aquintance who was bigger, better, stronger, faster than you. (also, they were better than you at some point)

18.  The IFBB drug rule is there for "LOOKS"

19.  MattT is friends with Ronnie Coleman on Facebook

20.  Matt C will never be freed.

21.  Your gay if you think this girlie is too thick, I tend to agree.
 
     

22.  Avoid brushing your teeth while dieting for a competition.  This will cut down on unecessary carbs.

23.  Licorice is a good muscle builder.

[CalvinH]

Dont post pics of Ron dressed like Hitler.

There are no gimmicks just long time lurkers who finally decided to post.

We've all learned waaaaay to much about moose.

[Tapeworm]

Dont post pics of Ron dressed like Hitler.

There are no gimmicks just long time lurkers who finally decided to post.

We've all learned waaaaay to much about moose.

Not to be a dick, because as long as adults are consenting I say anything goes, but how old was this nephew?  I didn't follow that shit too close becasue it was depressing, but if he was being genuinely predatorial we should probably do something about it.

[CalvinH]

Not to be a dick, because as long as adults are consenting I say anything goes, but how old was this nephew?  I didn't follow that shit too close becasue it was depressing, but if he was being genuinely predatorial we should probably do something about it.

Not sure about the age,maybe high school

[big L dawg]

I haven't learned anything.I have progressively gotten dumber evertime I log onto GETBIG.