MR Hanky Classic Physique Contest Thread….

[SF1900]

thats the least of his problems

I think his hair may be a bigger problem.

[Walter Sobchak]

I am wondering if he blocked me yet. 

You have to make him cry first.

It’s not too difficult.

[chaos]

Why does BHANKS pecs look so asymmetrical?!?

I believe he tore that pec throwing an ex girlfriend into a car door.

[Flexacon]

I believe he tore that pec throwing an ex girlfriend into a car door.

I think it was more along the lines that he was pulling the car door one way and she was pulling it the other and she out muscled him causing him to tear his pec.

[webstar]

Most tear their pec training.

Hanky, tears his fighting women.

[The Scott]

You have to make him cry first.

It’s not too difficult.

I think he cries himself to sleep, for sleep is death without the responsibility.  He fears what awaits him, as well he should.

[Walter Sobchak]

I think he cries himself to sleep, for sleep is death without the responsibility.  He fears what awaits him, as well he should.

He cries himself to sleep because he is slowly becoming self-aware.

The self loathing is thick like the stench of bhank’s super high-cut Hanes briefs.

[Never1AShow]

The photos are up.  Is Bhank's kicking himself?

https://mmvanpc.com/

https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2022/npc_virginia_classic/

[michael arvilla]

Winner of “ classic”

[webstar]

Winner of “ classic”

Better legs than Healy.

Healy has a better upper body.

Complete opposite.

One has no upper the other has no lower.

Sadly, the iron warrior Healy was unable to drive or call a friend to drive him 1 hour to the show.

[Walter Sobchak]

The liar Brian Wood Healy Hankins would have finished in a solid 5th place.

[Never1AShow]

Better legs than Healy.

Healy has a better upper body.

Complete opposite.

One has no upper the other has no lower.

Sadly, the iron warrior Healy was unable to drive or call a friend to drive him 1 hour to the show.

From the front yes, unclear back and side poses

[Walter Sobchak]

From the front yes, unclear back and side poses

The liar Brian Wood Healy Hankins would have slain them with his new and improved hamstring development.

[webstar]

From the front yes, unclear back and side poses

Good point,

Healy never posts a back a shot. Naturally, one would assume it’s weak.

Considering his ego is as fragile as his hair piece this would be true.

[BB]

He beats Hankins -

https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2022/npc_virginia_classic/david_moore/ (Masters over 40 and over 50).

Him too -

https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2022/npc_virginia_classic/peter_mancini/ (open Heavyweight) .

Him too -

https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2022/npc_virginia_classic/devone_gibson/ (classic physique class a 5' 7" and under) .

Him too -

https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2022/npc_virginia_classic/cody_black/ (classic physique c 5' 10" - 6')

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He could've done ok in Class B Classic Physique, if he was able to finagle the height limit - https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2022/npc_virginia_classic/henry_lu/, and he could beat the over 60's guy if Hankins lied about his age - https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2022/npc_virginia_classic/jay_nicoletta/ .

[webstar]

He beats Hankins -

https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2022/npc_virginia_classic/david_moore/ (Masters over 40 and over 50).

Him too -

https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2022/npc_virginia_classic/peter_mancini/ (open Heavyweight) .

Him too -

https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2022/npc_virginia_classic/devone_gibson/ (classic physique class a 5' 7" and under) .

Him too -

https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2022/npc_virginia_classic/cody_black/ (classic physique c 5' 10" - 6')

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He could've done ok in Class B Classic Physique, if he was able to finagle the height limit - https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2022/npc_virginia_classic/henry_lu/, and he could beat the over 60's guy if Hankins lied about his age - https://contests.npcnewsonline.com/contests/2022/npc_virginia_classic/jay_nicoletta/ .

You are right.

All these guys beat Hanky.

Brian, is going to throw a tantrum shortly.

However, it’s bodybuilding. His chest is torn, biceps are misshaped/Jimmyed up and his one delt was inflamed from a bad shot.

So symmetry is completely out the window.

 If it was a dieting competition  he might have a shot.

[GymnJuice]

You are right.

All these guys beat Hanky.

Brian, is going to throw a tantrum shortly.

However, it’s bodybuilding. His chest is torn, biceps are misshaped/Jimmyed up and his one delt was inflamed from a bad shot.

So symmetry is completely out the window.

 If it was a dieting competition  he might have a shot.

He might, but only if his anorexia doesn't go into remission. Otherwise he loses that one too.

[Taffin]

He might, but only if his anorexia crohnorexia doesn't go into remission. Otherwise he loses that one too.

Fixed that for you

[michael arvilla]

The umm super heavyweight “winner?”

[Taffin]

The umm super heavyweight “winner?”

Dude's having the time of his life up there

Good tan son... daaamn good tan...

[michael arvilla]

Dude's having the time of his life up there

Good tan son... daaamn good tan...

spilled over?

[Taffin]

spilled over?

A touch - looks like he misjudged his vegetable oil loading phase

[Dave D]

spilled over?

Looks like his belly spilled right over his trunks.

I know this will sound drastic but this guy should have dieted for 2 weeks and used the sauna daily.

But he has a class winning physique as is so what do I know.

[webstar]

Looks like his belly spilled right over his trunks.

I know this will sound drastic but this guy should have dieted for 2 weeks and used the sauna daily.

But he has a class winning physique as is so what do I know.

don't forget.

Ask his made for a one Adderall to help dry out.

[Rambone]

Look at those competitors. If there was a show worth dying for, this was it.