No way this dipshit has a maid.
I think he meant his drug dealing wife.
Delusional.
Dude is seriously bragging that he "would have won" in a 1 person contest with himself.
I bet your dad would be proud of you hanky.
Spending all his money to almost die from a lasik overdose.
Been training his entire life to flex a bicep shot on a board filled with people that laugh at you.
Yes hanky, you have one decent arm.
Just a shame the other arm is 3" smaller.
Congrats!