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Title: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 15, 2022, 12:33:31 AM
Friends,

In recent years I've started taking my faith more seriously. Recently, though, I've stumbled on this rocky road to rectitude after coming to the realisation that all sexual intercourse - even with one's wife - is a sin.

We are already blessed with children, and our lovemaking now is solely for our own enjoyment. However, the Bible states clearly that sexual intercourse is an inconvenient and debasing necessity that we are tasked with as retribution for the fall of man. It should only be undertaken when the purpose is to ensure the survival of our species.

By continuing to enjoy such sins of the flesh, not only only am I failing my kids and wife, but I'm ensuring an eternity in a lake of fire. Please help. What should I do?
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 15, 2022, 04:29:26 AM
Let me make love to her.
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: AbrahamG on January 15, 2022, 04:40:26 AM
#metoo
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 15, 2022, 04:48:40 AM
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Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: falco on January 15, 2022, 11:12:59 AM
Imagine yourself 10 years later regreting not have bonded sexually with your wife just because what someone else wrote centuries ago.
Pretty dumb whright?
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 16, 2022, 11:04:52 AM
Imagine yourself 10 years later regreting not have bonded sexually with your wife just because what someone else wrote centuries ago.
Pretty dumb whright?

It would be dumb if my actions did not have such grave consequences. God does not take kindly to disrespect and although I wish that making love to my wife was not a sin - the Bible does state that it is. If I want to be a good man then I cannot cherry pick only the parts that sit well with me.
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 16, 2022, 11:56:52 AM
It would be dumb if my actions did not have such grave consequences. God does not take kindly to disrespect and although I wish that making love to my wife was not a sin - the bible does state that it is. If I want to be a good man then I cannot cherry pick only the parts that sit well with me.
Or you could just stop taking life advice from desert sheep herders from thousands of years ago.
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on January 17, 2022, 02:28:10 AM
Or you could just stop taking life advice from desert sheep herders from thousands of years ago.

I don't think their (lack of) professional credentials should weaken the content of their claims. God speaks to all who will listen - not just high-flying CEOs. But, TBH, I wish Man of Steel was still here so he could give me advice on how he managed to stop sinning and remain celibate but still happily married.
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on January 17, 2022, 03:52:07 AM
I don't think their (lack of) professional credentials should weaken the content of their claims. God speaks to all who will listen - not just high-flying CEOs. But, TBH, I wish Man of Steel was still here so he could give me advice on how he managed to stop sinning and remain celibate but still happily married.
Why do you need another deity to communicate with you? Trust yourself.
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: ThisisOverload on March 03, 2022, 01:20:10 PM
Not sure if serious.

By all means stop having sex with her.

Remember divorce is a sin too, so when she's banging someone else you are still stuck with her.
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: Dos Equis on March 03, 2022, 10:57:46 PM
However, the bible states clearly that sexual intercourse is an inconvenient and debasing necessity that we are tasked with as retribution for the fall of man. It should only be undertaken when the purpose is to ensure the survival of our species.


What specific Bible verses clearly state this?
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: AbrahamG on March 03, 2022, 11:21:05 PM
Not sure if serious.

By all means stop having sex with her.

Remember divorce is a sin too, so when she's banging someone else you are still stuck with her.

He should watch as you, me and Taffin make his wife air tight.  If we do our jobs, he won't want to cork her any more.  Problem solved.
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: Phantom Spunker on March 04, 2022, 12:03:46 AM
He should watch as you, me and Taffin make his wife air tight.  If we do our jobs, he won't want to cork her any more.  Problem solved.

LMAO, Abraham, for the love of God, please! Comport yourself as a gentleman. This is a serious thread! The thought of you brutes making my beloved wife airtight is too much to take.
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: AbrahamG on March 04, 2022, 12:17:43 AM
LMAO, Abraham, for the love of God, please! Comport yourself as a gentleman. This is a serious thread! The thought of you brutes making my beloved wife airtight is too much to take.

We'll be gentle.   ::)
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: ThisisOverload on March 04, 2022, 12:28:40 PM
We'll be gentle.   ::)

Not making any promises. ;D
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: Taffin on April 09, 2022, 04:25:40 AM
He should watch as you, me and Taffin make his wife air tight.  If we do our jobs, he won't want to cork her any more.  Problem solved.

LMAO, Abraham, for the love of God, please! Comport yourself as a gentleman. This is a serious thread! The thought of you brutes making my beloved wife airtight is too much to take.

We'll be gentle.   ::)

Not making any promises. ;D

Oops!  Missed my mention here

I'm in on one condition - I'm not the guy on the bottom - I've had someone else's 'warpaint' hit me in the face before - never again!!!🤢🤮

So I'll be one half of the Eiffel Tower - I don't mind whether it's the English or Belgian side - and you guys can flip for the Channel Tunnel (vagine)...
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: AbrahamG on April 09, 2022, 12:21:45 PM
Oops!  Missed my mention here

I'm in on one condition - I'm not the guy on the bottom - I've had someone else's 'warpaint' hit me in the face before - never again!!!🤢🤮

So I'll be one half of the Eiffel Tower - I don't mind whether it's the English or Belgian side - and you guys can flip for the Channel Tunnel (vagine)...

You're good dude. Real good. Safe bet you'll be defending your title when next years awards come out.
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: Teutonic Knight on April 12, 2022, 11:03:42 PM
Let me make love to her.


 ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: I need help: I keep sinning by making love to my wife.
Post by: Teutonic Knight on April 12, 2022, 11:10:47 PM

Now I understand why Thai girls tell :NO BOOM BOOM DRTY ALABS ,  ::)

& they import Afro chicks for them  ;D