This Year Has Been A Rough One

[Tennisballz]

Dude I have rolled with dozens of black belts over the years stop your nonsense it doesn't matter if you are Bruce lee and Khabib combined. You step on a matt  opposite me at 160lbs and I am going to ragdoll you

quit talking and go prove it.  Back up what you say.

[Phantom Spunker]

The guy is literally passing out at weigh ins the day before making 155lbs he is 180lbs in the Octagon. He is in no condition to roll at 155lbs. Absofuckinglutely give him to me right after he makes 155lbs and I will crush him.

Lol, I'd concede that if you were at the level of wrestling you claim to be, and in your prime, and weighing 225 lbs, then theoretically you might beat him in a PURE wrestling match if you caught him literally just after he stepped off the scales. But that's all fantasy. And in an MMA competition with a weigh in on the same day, you do realize he'd absolutely kill you, right?

[FitnessFrenzy]

everyday you come here, you're going to get another hot wet load of jizz to your face and I'm feeling like busting a nut 💦

I don't think that is a threat to Shizzo.. He would love for that to happen...

[LurkerNoMore]

This thread will make it into the GB Hall of Fame, but shizzo never will.

[bhank]

Lol, I'd concede that if you were at the level of wrestling you claim to be, and in your prime, and weighing 225 lbs, then theoretically you might beat him in a PURE wrestling match if you caught him literally just after he stepped off the scales. But that's all fantasy. And in an MMA competition with a weigh in on the same day, you do realize he'd absolutely kill you, right?

They weigh in 24 hours in advance for the UFC not going to concede shit to anyone who weighs in 155lbs that day against me at 225lbs

[Tennisballz]

They weigh in 24 hours in advance for the UFC not going to concede shit to anyone who weighs in 155lbs that day against me at 225lbs

Quit running your mouth.  Go prove yourself.

[bhank]

Quit running your mouth.  Go prove yourself.

I have done so many times right now my interest is lifting and growing my legs

[Tennisballz]

I have done so many times right now my interest is lifting and growing my legs

you are such a fucking pussy. 

[bhank]

you are such a fucking pussy.

Where are your blue stars? Oh that is right you don't have the balls to get on stage you are just a fanboy pussy by all means come to Kitty Hawk and we can roll at the local BJJ gym I will crush you

[Dave D]

Where are your blue stars? Oh that is right you don't have the balls to get on stage you are just a fanboy pussy by all means come to Kitty Hawk and we can roll at the local BJJ gym I will crush you

Is this the same as crushing Kabeb?

Strange a tough guy like yourself would waste your time with a non professional fighter named "tennisballz".

Better chance you would suffer an injury messing around like this.

[bhank]

Is this the same as crushing Kabeb?

Strange a tough guy like yourself would waste your time with a non professional fighter named "tennisballz".

Better chance you would suffer an injury messing around like this.

I can't just sign up to wrestle khabib at 155lbs now can I? They can't get him to fight for 50 million but I am just going to be like hey getbig wants to see us wrestle with you at 155lbs can you drop 30lbs and make it happen for shits and giggles??

[Tennisballz]

Where are your blue stars? Oh that is right you don't have the balls to get on stage you are just a fanboy pussy by all means come to Kitty Hawk and we can roll at the local BJJ gym I will crush you

Dont divert the question.  You know nobody is gonna fly anywhere to fight you.  You don’t matter to anyone here you’re just a person to make fun of.  Now back to the original question, you have no reason to not take an hour out of your day to challenge a local IFBJJ black belt and shut us all up.  You have no excuse, you are unemployed and seemingly spend all day on getbig.  No excuse brian, quit being a pussy and just go do it.  Make sure to eat a massive meal beforehand too so we can all watch you shit your panties when you get choked unconscious.

[Les Grossman]

Where are your blue stars? Oh that is right you don't have the balls to get on stage you are just a fanboy pussy by all means come to Kitty Hawk and we can roll at the local BJJ gym I will crush you

But, but, but….

I can’t leave the state
I’m not fighting Walter
I’m on parole
My pec is torn
I’m not going to Canada
I have self-diagnosed Crohn’s 
I’m not sending him money to come here
We need to spar in a gym
Walter was a pro boxer and that’s not fair
I have “my” kid that weekend
I need a mat and gloves
I’m not fighting a fat guy with Parkinson’s
I have no knees
If I send him money he won’t come here
I have no arms
I have esophageal cancer
I have no thigh muscles
I’m busy eating lunch
My Mom won’t let me

[bhank]

Dont divert the question.  You know nobody is gonna fly anywhere to fight you.  You don’t matter to anyone here you’re just a person to make fun of.  Now back to the original question, you have no reason to not take an hour out of your day to challenge a local IFBJJ black belt and shut us all up.  You have no excuse, you are unemployed and seemingly spend all day on getbig.  No excuse brian, quit being a pussy and just go do it.  Make sure to eat a massive meal beforehand too so we can all watch you shit your panties when you get choked unconscious.

Dude I have challenged and rolled with local blackbelts all over the fucking world the last 2 decades the fuck are you talking about I have competed in BJJ submission grappling Samba  Freestyle Greco and MMA and trained with everyone I am currently focused on bodybuilding hence I am on a BB board not a submission grappling board

[bhank]

But, but, but….

I can’t leave the state
I’m not fighting Walter
I’m on parole
My pec is torn
I’m not going to Canada
I have self-diagnosed Crohn’s 
I’m not sending him money to come here
We need to spar in a gym
Walter was a pro boxer and that’s not fair
I have “my” kid that weekend
I need a mat and gloves
I’m not fighting a fat guy with Parkinson’s
I have no knees
If I send him money he won’t come here
I have no arms
I have esophageal cancer
I have no thigh muscles
I’m busy eating lunch
My Mom won’t let me

 I will bitch slap the first person willing to find out

[Les Grossman]

I will bitch slap the first person willing to find out

Any slap from you would be a “little bitch” slap.

You won’t do fuck all because you are a cowardly child who acts tough on the internet and then beats in his wife and kid offline.

Pussy.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I will bitch slap the first person willing to find out

Pellius, wes and Kwon will access you house at night, accessing it from the water adjacent to the property. When you realize they are in the house, it will be too late to react.

[Les Grossman]

Pellius, wes and Kwon will access you house at night, accessing it from the water adjacent to the property. When you realize they are in the house, it will be too late to react.

But, but, but….

He is 0 - 3 in MMA and wrestled as a Freshman in high school.

[chaos]

I will bitch slap the first person willing to find out

No you won't, just stop. 

[Les Grossman]

I will bitch slap the first person willing to find out

Scorched fucking earth asshole.

Everyone….mommy, parole officer, local police, school district, employer, girlfriend, ex-wife, family, you name it.

Un-fucking-relenting.

[bhank]

Scorched fucking earth asshole.

Everyone….mommy, parole officer, local police, school district, employer, girlfriend, ex-wife, family, you name it.

Un-fucking-relenting.

Bring it Bitchboy becasue you know you ain’t saying shit to me directly because you are a pussy hid behind your computer and threaten to cause trouble anonymously wow what a man Bitch

[bhank]

Scorched fucking earth asshole.

Everyone….mommy, parole officer, local police, school district, employer, girlfriend, ex-wife, family, you name it.

Un-fucking-relenting.

The school district bwhaha we ain't school children my ex wife please harass her that would be awesome you going to tell the cops I hurt your feelings on get big bwhaha what a fucking meltdown you are a fucking loser I am done with my workout heading to the pull to live the life have fun googling mine

[Les Grossman]

Bring it Bitchboy becasue you know you ain’t saying shit to me directly because you are a pussy hid behind your computer and threaten to cause trouble anonymously wow what a man Bitch

There will be no end to this.

None.

[King Shizzo]

I don't feel pain the same way you guys do.

[LurkerNoMore]

I don't feel pain the same way you guys do.

Meltdown.