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Title: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 27, 2014, 11:18:46 AM
The adult board! ;D :-* :D

I think it's only fair and I deserve it.

My good friend Shizzo tried for the longest time to be a mod on the general topics board but got robbed Mike Mentzer style, my heart goes out to him...it really does.  :'(

I want to pick up where he left off and see if I can finally crack it.

To me it would be like winning the Olympia.

I think I have proven to be very fair person on here, with good diplomatic skills and I would make an excellent mod on the adult board.

Not to mention the fact that it's an area I have considerable expertise in  ;D

Even Bigmc said I was the biggest  "wanker" he has ever known  :D

You can't get a better reference than that. 8)

I promise to regularly update the adult board with quality fucking material and make spunk levels soar through the roof (no Proviron or Kamagra required.)

And think about it logically, if I became a mod on the adult board I will be more focused on there than to post shit on G &O.

I have sent Ron the request via pm.

Please let me have your support, vote of confidence and most importantly your vote.

Mwah
x0x0x

Uncle Joon for mod.
The Rock of Siffredi











Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Grape Ape on May 27, 2014, 11:24:37 AM
The adult board! ;D :-* :D


I promise to regularly update the adult board with quality fucking material and make spunk levels soar through the roof (no Proviron or Kamagra required.)


Regular porn updates are important, but this can be done without being a mod.
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: TEMPER on May 27, 2014, 11:26:56 AM
You have experience buying whoors. Which ranks you just above teenage virgin on the matter of women.


Have you ever even picked up a woman in a natural public environment that isn't a bar?
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 27, 2014, 11:31:02 AM
Regular porn updates are important, but this can be done without being a mod.

I am talking about original quality getbig porn material of peace here not just posting up things that are already out there on porntubes.

I will bring more females on this board too. I fucking guarantee it (and no not gimmicks)

Working girls, escorts, my sisters uni friends you name it, the place will explode with vagina.

I will put the P back into Pussy on this board and bring sexy back.

Vote for Joon.

Mwah
x0x0x
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Grape Ape on May 27, 2014, 11:31:44 AM
I am talking about original quality getbig porn material of peace here not just posting up things that are already out there on porntubes.

I will bring more females on this board too. I fucking guarantee it (and no not gimmicks)

Working girls, escorts, my sisters uni friends you name it, the place will explode with vagina.

I will put the P back into Pussy on this board and bring sexy back.

Vote for Joon.

Mwah
x0x0x

There are those out there who worry you would share the moderator account with shitzo.
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 27, 2014, 11:35:45 AM
You have experience buying whoors. Which ranks you just above teenage virgin on the matter of women.


Have you ever even picked up a woman in a natural public environment that isn't a bar?

Isn't that what the porn industry is all about? Whores!

My friend (babestation) girl Aliyah once gave me a blowjob in Hampstead Heath and I got a few blowies over the years in my car, does that count as "natural public environment?"  :-\ :-\ ??? ???
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 27, 2014, 11:39:23 AM
There are those out there who worry you would share the moderator account with shitzo.


If this happens me and Shizzo will share our moment of glory together with a whisky over Skype but not the admin password.  ;D

It will be like a father saying to his son "well done, that's my boy, you finally did it" and the whole family will be proud.

I dream of such moments.

Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Grape Ape on May 27, 2014, 11:44:21 AM

If this happens me and Shizzo will share our moment of glory together with a whisky over Skype but not the admin password.  ;D

It will be like a father saying to his son "well done, that's my boy, you finally did it" and the whole family will be proud.

I dream of such moments.



There is a lot of scuttlebutt over the back channels of the forum that shitzo put you up to this.
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 27, 2014, 12:01:47 PM
There is a lot of scuttlebutt over the back channels of the forum that shitzo put you up to this.

No not all Shizzo is a changed man these days, you can say almost in semi retirement currently collecting his pension money, goes out to bingo and strip clubs few times a week and chats up the ladies, kinda like The Bad Grandpa. ;D





Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Grape Ape on May 27, 2014, 12:07:06 PM
No not all Shizzo is a changed man these days, you can say almost in semi retirement currently collecting his pension money, goes out to bingo and strip clubs few times a week and chats up the ladies, kinda like The Bad Grandpa. ;D


The word on the street is that this is all a facade.
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: bigmc on May 27, 2014, 12:08:14 PM
The word on the street is that this is all a facade.

we need to vote on this on the y

there is something fishy here
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Grape Ape on May 27, 2014, 12:09:54 PM
we need to vote on this on the y

there is something fishy here

History is not on their side.
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: the trainer on May 27, 2014, 12:18:31 PM
Well you have my vote junior the adult section need to get traffic and hits and I am sure you would get that done.
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Foozle on May 27, 2014, 12:23:22 PM
Well you have my vote junior the adult section need to get traffic and hits and I am sure you would get that done.

When we need information on what lubrication is best for getting a bowling pin stuffed up our asses, we'll ask you.   Until then, shut the fuck up you dick bopping nutfuzz stroking man's pubic ass air chewing dudescrewer.

You were owned of the forum so you have no opinion on anything unless it involves semen.  Since your gay ass return that nobody wanted, all your posts have fucking sucked.  Every single one.

Fuck off.

Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: _aj_ on May 27, 2014, 12:28:59 PM
we need to vote on this on the y

there is something fishy here

I would like to request entry to the Y so that I may be granted a provisional vote.
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: wolfrittner on May 27, 2014, 12:30:09 PM
When we need information on what lubrication is best for getting a bowling pin stuffed up our asses, we'll ask you.   Until then, shut the fuck up you dick bopping nutfuzz stroking man's pubic ass air chewing dudescrewer.

You were owned of the forum so you have no opinion on anything unless it involves semen.  Since your gay ass return that nobody wanted, all your posts have fucking sucked.  Every single one.

Fuck off.


:D :D :D
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 27, 2014, 12:30:23 PM
I would like to request entry to the Y so that I may be granted a provisional vote.

AJ have I told you lately how swole and lean you are looking in you avatar these days?  ;D
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: the trainer on May 27, 2014, 12:31:16 PM
When we need information on what lubrication is best for getting a bowling pin stuffed up our asses, we'll ask you.   Until then, shut the fuck up you dick bopping nutfuzz stroking man's pubic ass air chewing dudescrewer.

You were owned of the forum so you have no opinion on anything unless it involves semen.  Since your gay ass return that nobody wanted, all your posts have fucking sucked.  Every single one.

Fuck off.



Lame like I said you run out of juice now you are the one who suck  :D

Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: bigmc on May 27, 2014, 12:31:30 PM
I would like to request entry to the Y so that I may be granted a provisional vote.

solid poster of course  8)
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Grape Ape on May 27, 2014, 12:40:03 PM
solid poster of course  8)

x2
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: CalvinH on May 27, 2014, 12:51:22 PM
x2

x3
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: flinstones1 on May 27, 2014, 02:14:47 PM
I vote for JR to be a mod. I  find the guy entertaining and he doesn't bother me at all
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: wes on May 27, 2014, 02:24:15 PM
x3
X4
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 27, 2014, 02:28:42 PM
I vote for JR to be a mod. I  find the guy entertaining and he doesn't bother me at all

Thanks bro, another 97 votes and Ron might take a glimpse at this thread...lol
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: bloated on May 27, 2014, 02:33:23 PM
my vote is on u  8) one of the best posters...
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 27, 2014, 02:35:06 PM
my vote is on u  8) one of the best posters...


 :-*

Love you too.

Mwah
x0x0x
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: bradistani on May 27, 2014, 03:22:21 PM
I am talking about original quality getbig porn material of peace here not just posting up things that are already out there on porntubes.

I will bring more females on this board too. I fucking guarantee it (and no not gimmicks)

Working girls, escorts, my sisters uni friends you name it, the place will explode with vagina.

I will put the P back into Pussy on this board and bring sexy back.

Vote for Joon.

Mwah
x0x0x

A VOTE FOR JOON IS A VOTE FOR POON

VOTE
FOR
JOON


(http://i57.tinypic.com/2qvuwl5.jpg)
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: Uncle Junior on May 27, 2014, 03:42:30 PM
A VOTE FOR JOON IS A VOTE FOR POON

VOTE
FOR
JOON


(http://i57.tinypic.com/2qvuwl5.jpg)

Hehe, brilliant!
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: wolfrittner on May 27, 2014, 07:26:32 PM
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Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: TEMPER on May 27, 2014, 07:40:08 PM

Isn't that what the porn industry is all about? Whores!

My friend (babestation) girl Aliyah once gave me a blowjob in Hampstead Heath and I got a few blowies over the years in my car, does that count as "natural public environment?"  :-\ :-\ ??? ???

I didn't know it was about "the porn industry" I have never been on the adult board because I actually have a very real sex/night life...


It involves me and my current, albeit modest, dating roster of three legitimately classy girls with lives of their own, stable careers, apartments, hobbies etc., whom I met at the grocery store, gym, and library respectively. This is done by actually smiling, sparking small talk, making small jokes, and closing the deal with pure charm. Things clearly beyond your capabilities, being the beta you are.

So if the "Adult board" is about attic dwellers who are addicted to porn, and losers who frequent hookers you should be a mod yes.

Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: wolfrittner on May 27, 2014, 08:09:21 PM
you do have  face for radio or moderating. As long your hideous fratze stays out of sight.
Title: Re: I want to become a moderator on ...
Post by: WillGrant on May 28, 2014, 11:40:27 PM
Joon for Poon  8)