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Title: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: Darren Avey on June 11, 2021, 10:32:36 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5fiMKm2axkU&t=588s
Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: Hypertrophy on June 11, 2021, 11:53:02 AM
He's a little Asian guy. That's already a fail- hence he does not "kick my ass" lol
Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: Thin Lizzy on June 11, 2021, 12:06:29 PM
Can you believe Chuck Norris is 81?
Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: Hypertrophy on June 11, 2021, 12:08:17 PM
Can you believe Chuck Norris is 81?


Must be the Total Gym :)


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Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: IroNat on June 11, 2021, 12:18:25 PM
Those okinawan karate masters are tough.

The real deal. 
Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: Darren Avey on June 11, 2021, 12:41:51 PM
He would have no chance Vs MARTYN FORD
Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: Henda on June 11, 2021, 04:54:15 PM
Even with his karate, 78 year old bones = dust
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Post by: Matt on June 11, 2021, 05:42:51 PM
Someone in the comments said that man held the title of "Most Dangerous Man in Japan". I looked him up, and while his age in the video was wrong based on the date it was posted, i think the man below is the right person - Morio Higaonna:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morio_Higaonna

Also, he looks fantastic for his age...I suspect that while he is more likely to be injured given his age, that he could probably still defend himself against much younger men. He looks very spry for his age, and he doesn't look as little as I thought after reading Hypertrophy's post. Probably little compared to Hypertrophy, but he doesn't look particular short or narrow - for his age especially, I'd say he looks great. That's probably what a person exercising their entire life will look like at that age. While some men are still very large over age 60, at some point, those gains do eventually become unsustainable.
Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: bhank on June 12, 2021, 05:31:35 AM
Even with his karate, 78 year old bones = dust

Yeah I am going to have to agree here yes he is certainly more capable of defending himself than your average septagenerian he is still going to die if he gets into a real fight with an athlete
Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: IroNat on June 12, 2021, 06:31:57 AM
Karate is a self-defense art not a cage fighting sport.

All this guy has to do is poke your eyes out, strike your throat, or kick your balls to end the fight.

That would all happen well before he got taken to the ground like in a sport cage fight or a bar fight.

People say Bruce Lee would not win a cage fight and he wouldn't but Lee was so quick he would take your eyes out before you could blink.
Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: Darren Avey on June 12, 2021, 06:44:57 AM
What about Haku Meng
Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: IroNat on June 12, 2021, 07:55:44 AM
What about Haku Meng

Or Moo Goo Gai Pan?
Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: Darren Avey on June 12, 2021, 08:27:13 AM
Or Hoo Flung Dung
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Post by: Humble Narcissist on June 12, 2021, 08:39:03 AM

Must be the Total Gym :)


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That and clean living.
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Post by: GymnJuice on June 12, 2021, 09:33:35 AM
Or Hoo Flung Dung

Sum yung gai?

Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: Hypertrophy on June 12, 2021, 10:15:22 AM
Sum yung gai?




LOL - classic!
Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: bhank on June 12, 2021, 11:35:04 AM
Karate is a self-defense art not a cage fighting sport.

All this guy has to do is poke your eyes out, strike your throat, or kick your balls to end the fight.

That would all happen well before he got taken to the ground like in a sport cage fight or a bar fight.

People say Bruce Lee would not win a cage fight and he wouldn't but Lee was so quick he would take your eyes out before you could blink.

Bruce Lee did not in fact have super natural powers he was just a 140lb man. When he fails to gauge out someones eye he is going to get beaten badly for attempting to maim them. But you are correct he was a known eye poker.
Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: IroNat on June 12, 2021, 12:07:54 PM
Bruce Lee did not in fact have super natural powers he was just a 140lb man. When he fails to gauge out someones eye he is going to get beaten badly for attempting to maim them. But you are correct he was a known eye poker.

Bruce Lee would never fail, bro.

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Title: Re: This 78 year old kicks your ass
Post by: ThisisOverload on June 14, 2021, 04:09:21 PM
I want to know what was on the DVD he handed the young guy towards the end.

Porn? ;D