One afternoon there was a lion sleeping in the shade taking in all the day had to offer. Now this just wasn't any lion, this lion was the leader of the pack, you know the head honcho. Soon he awoke and he was feeling restless. It had been awhile since he made his rounds and asserted his power. So he got up and went for a stroll.
Along his way he came upon a zebra. The lion eyed the zebra and the zebra stood there filled with fear.
The Lion arched his back and yelled,"Roar!" Then the lion asked the zebra, "Zebra, who is the King of the jungle?"
The zebra replied with chattering teeth, "You are the King of the jungle, your majesty."
The lion was pleased to hear this and said, "Roar! And don't you forget it."
The lion walked on through the jungle and he saw a snake coiled around a tree limb. The snake was about to slither away but the lion spoke too soon.
"Roar!" yelled the lion. "Snake, who is the King of the jungle?"
The snake hissed and nervously answered, "Why, you are the King of the jungle, sir."
The lion was pleased with the snake and said, "Roar! And don't you forget it!"
By this time the lion was full of himself. He was brimming with pride. He was about to lay down and take another nap when he spotted an elephant. The lion moved quickly to where the elephant was eating grass.
The lion stood in front of the elephant, "Roar!" then asking, "Elephant, who is the king of the jungle?"
The elephant paid no attention to the lion and kept on eating the grass. The lion was beside himself. He could not believe the level of the elephant's insubordination.
"Roar!" Yelled the lion, "Elephant, who is the King of the jungle?"
Again, the elephant just ignored the lion. The lion wasn't going to stand for this so he swiped some grass from the elephant's trunk. Suddenly, the elephant took notice of the lion and the elephant picked the lion up with his trunk. The elephant slammed the lion into a nearby tree three or four times and then threw the lion into the next field.
The lion got up and tried to put himself back together. He looked back at the elephant and tried to save face by saying, "If you didn't know the answer you didn't have to get so sore about it. Girls and Sons ffs!"