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[ThisisOverload]

Well, you just can't heap loads and loads of unearned (and in most cases patently absurd) praise on a person before the person begins to lose perspective.

Imagine, if you will, that you are a digusting, morbidly obese, fat fucking cvnt....without talent. And you smell like the inside of a garbage disposal.  And you litteraly roll out of bed in the morning, falling to the floor helplessly like a porpoise.  Now, prone on your bedroom floor you notice a cold slice of half eaten pizza on the carpet, inches away from your snout. Too lazy to pick it up you merely crane your neck and begin lapping the pizza with your tongue until you inch it closer and closer to your mouth where you can finally swallow it whole, like a monitor Lizzo er lizard swalling a warthog. After several hours you decide to stand up. The effort of heaving yourself up off the ground internalizes so much pressure that a fart belches out of your organs so loud and fowl  it sounds like kickstarting a motorcycle. And yet.... in every interaction, interview , expose, photo shoot, magazine cover , talk show appearance you are referred to as brave, beautiful, talented , gorgeous, amazing, fierce, fabulous etc.. and you didn't do a single fucking thing to earn it.  Yeah, your value system may be out of whack, your own self worth might be inflated, you may not consider other people beyond them just being lucky to be in your presence.

We live in a totally insane, upside down world.

[The Scott]

They were going to have an Asian chick called Snow Yellow but it reminded people of peeing in the snow.

Hall of Fame Post!

[Hulkotron]

Re: Mentzer on Nutrition

why does this shit keep popping back up ??

all these young kids thinking this shit is revelavent to today - its piece mil - you cherry pick though the old school shit and try to make sense out of it


bodybuilding is basic - most dudes nowadays dont want to do the work and damn sure CANNOT and WILL NOT diet with the commercials , Taco Bell around the corner, Wendy's and moms credit card , chick fill a by our work - getbiggrs boyfriends like to eat the ice cream so you have to indulge as well

just get a meal plan and stick to it JUST LIKE YOU DO TRAINING - most guys can't do that for more than 2 weeks so they dig up old bullshit and post irrevalant shit with all the science and nutritional knowledge of today - you'd just rather cop out and figure if you 'FAST' all day you can just goto Taco Bell and blow your asshole out - cause 1500 calories is 1500 right ?? Jesus christ

[Marvin Martian]

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=686378.0;attach=1457479;imageAs

Replace the man with a young boy and make sure it was taken after dumping off a nuisance of a cancer suffering wife - and you have a Prime pedo dream day!

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Shiloh Jolie Pitt

I love that the Prime story is he left his wife while she was getting chemo so he could visit a glory hole…..

I have to believe this is 2 separate experiences combined.

I’ve been here a while, and always heard the story, but is the quote actually anywhere that he did that? I remember him saying he sucked dick back in the day, as a way of deflecting he did it while married, but never really heard (sic read) that he went to glory holes.

Yes, I remember. I just read the first ten pages of his profile again for a laugh and, lord help me, I feel violated. Prime, forgive me for the quote mining, but it is funny:

"Personally, I am not into dildos or anal sex other than a good rimming every now and again. How talented are you with your tongue? LOL"

"Personally, I think it is possible for anyone to have a gay experience given the right circumstances. Most men are very sexually motivated. If they are horny enough they'll get it on with anyone who is handy, man or woman."

"In my next life, I want to be oversexed....like the proverbial teenager who gets hard all the time for no reason. It would be a nice change. Also along with being oversexed, I want a huge penis and a heavy sack but not so big that folks don't know what to do with it or that it scares them."

"I gladly show some skin and I could easily enjoy being a filty whore. Unfortunately, there's not much money to be made doing this when one is my age. I'd be somebody's "grand-daddy" as opposed to being just a "daddy-bear" to some. I am sixty-six years old."

"I like to run naked and barefoot, which is why I have a home treadmill as it is generally frowned on when one runs down the street stark naked."

"Living the motto that if it feels good do it, I've tried a lot of kinky things over the years, but not that. Being an old dude, there might come a time when I'll need a strap-on because I could get "lucky" then not be able to get the other one up! LOL. So far so good though."

"If you are straight you fuck a woman. You fuck her where she's designed to be fucked. If your bent, you fuck whatever hole you can stuff it into. Guys fuck guys in the ass because guys don't have an official pussy. folks  get bored and try different strokes. No matter, it all gets you off when all is said an done and that's the point actually. It's all about busting a nut. Too much focus is on whether you bust it gay or straight...vagina, asshole or mouth....man or woman....it's all good if you like it."

Phantom Spunker, just so you know, it is extremely creepy to 'mine' someone's posts from 13 years ago and repost them out of context. Are obsessed with me and my posts? What is weird is that you claim my posts made you feel "violated" yet you continued searching for and reading them.

You must have read more than just the first ten pages. I just scanned them and did not find all that you copied and pasted, "for a laugh". But hey, knock yourself out. Be my guest. Search my entire post history if it gets you off...  Phantom Spunker weirdo. 

Hahaha, get fucked, Sogster. I knew that would make you rage. You calling me 'extremely creepy' is like Ted Bundy telling me I'm an inattentive boyfriend. I'm sorry you're struggling to go through a few pages of your own bullshit and find the quotes, but they are all there. Thanks for your permission to keep going. I will:

"The first time I officially had gay sex was when I was fifteen (let me qualify this by saying that I don't count an early teen circle jerk with several school chums one afternoon after school in the den at my parent's house as being gay sex). However, I thought about/fantasized sex with a man before that time."

"Watched a video with Rodney St. Cloud stripping and sticking his big dick in a woman's top and fucking her between her breasts. Although plenty big, his dick didn't look especially hard. Not only that, it flopped over like it had a broken hinge at the base at one point. I am beginning to wonder if he has implants. You never see photos or videos of him with a flaccid dick. -Not completely hard and not ever flaccid....this is cause for speculation."

"In my next life, I want to come back as a porn stud who is hard more often than he is soft so I can fuck all day and all night long."

"I talked to a fellow last night at a local gay bar who worked as a male gay prostitute on weekends when he was a teen and in his early twenties. He says he did it because it was fun."

[FitnessFrenzy]

Found in the archives by Phantom Spunker:

Re: WHAT KIND OF PORN DO YOU GUYS WATCH?

massive cocks/massive balls

fatt asses

gaping holes/fisting

bitches screaming loudly in pain/pleasure

hardcore fucking, hard and fast, slapping up against the ass cheeks real hard, slamming into them.

bukkake

sloppy, wet blow jobs with lots of gagging and spit

cuckold

mature/grannies

bbw

beastiality on occasion

i forgot.. bisexual blowjobs.. a dude and a chick going down on cock together..  with close ups and lots of spit, sucking the balls, etc

ha ha  umm... dude im into everything. EVERYTHING.

[Taffin]

Christ!

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[illuminati]

Christ!

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Name / No. & exact Location pls. 

[Taffin]

Name / No. & exact Location pls. 

LOL - you've got a sixth sense for this sort of thing dude - wherever I drop a big girl (which I know we both like) you're like a Great White Shark sensing a drop of blood in the ocean...

 

At the risk of posting inappropriately in this celebration thread, have another one on me 

[illuminati]

LOL - you've got a sixth sense for this sort of thing dude - wherever I drop a big girl (which I know we both like) you're like a Great White Shark sensing a drop of blood in the ocean...

 

At the risk of posting inappropriately in this celebration thread, have another one on me 

Ha Ha Ha

I believe I was Very much deprived as a Baby 

My last lady friend was a L/M cup size & certainly loved as much attention
as I could give Them.

[Hulkotron]

Not a 20-story balcony this time. Probably had a nice chat with Putin who wished him well on his travels...

https://www.rt.com/russia/581729-wagner-chief-plane/

Wagner chief among passengers on crashed plane – officials
Evgeny Prigozhin was listed on board the Embraer Legacy that crashed with no survivors, authorities have reported

A private jet traveling from Moscow to St. Petersburg crashed on Wednesday in Russia’s Tver Region. The Russian Emergencies Ministry said all 10 people on board had died. Rosaviation has since said that Evgeny Prigozhin, the head of the Wagner Private Military Company, was listed among the passengers.

I hope they find the two black guys that did this

[SOMEPARTS]

LOL - you've got a sixth sense for this sort of thing dude - wherever I drop a big girl (which I know we both like) you're like a Great White Shark sensing a drop of blood in the ocean...

 

At the risk of posting inappropriately in this celebration thread, have another one on me 

That dress must be made of the same material as the Hulk's pants.

[Marty Champions]

Looks like sofia vergaras hot sis^

[FitnessFrenzy]

LOL

https://urbandictionary.store/products/mug?defid=17898274

[balzac]

Anyone who marries in the 21st Century is crazy.

[LurkerNoMore]

“Where’s the evidence”

"It's been Debunked"

[balzac]

Fuck Tinder,Twitter,Tik Tok,Facebook,Instagram and any other "social media" nonsense I may be overlooking.

[balzac]

 

The amount of deranged 30-40 yr old women  out there with severe mental and entitlement issues far outweigh  the good ones.
Talking to a woman is like talking to a dog, it's ok for the first minute and then you realise what the fuck am I doing.

[Hulkotron]

ballsack, you need a use a little bit higher bar for what you decide to post in this thread.

[Rambone]

ballsack, you need a use a little big higher bar for what you decide to post in this thread.

Lmao!

[balzac]

 

[wes]

Quote from: The Scott on Today at 02:43:48 AM

The Butthole Hymn of the Greene Bidet

Put rainbow wings
On bhanky's chest
1/2 a gram biodential test

Bikini bottoms from "his girl"
Does dumb things
Strict Nation Curl

No one knows
Just what he'll do
When he squats to take a poo

He shits blood
That's what they say
But bhanky's cool
On the Greene Bidet

[The Scott]

Quote from: The Scott on Today at 02:43:48 AM

The Butthole Hymn of the Greene Bidet

Put rainbow wings
On bhanky's chest
1/2 a gram biodential test

Bikini bottoms from "his girl"
Does dumb things
Strict Nation Curl

No one knows
Just what he'll do
When he squats to take a poo

He shits blood
That's what they say
But bhanky's cool
On the Greene Bidet

I made the list of lists!!  HUZZAH! Thank you, my brother!

[Royalty]

Lost Boys
Trading Places
Friday the 13th
Beverly hills cop
Lethal Weapon
Evil Dead
Raging Bull
Aliens
Terminator
Die Hard

Thats all folks

I'd recommend adding gremlins and ghostbusters

The rest are junk however

Im 58, Im not watching that shit

[Phantom Spunker]

Re: Russia has penetrated Ukraine

yes you...  go & fight but you won´t because you are just a steroid ridden waste of oxygen.

What challenge does a battlefield pose to an iron warrior? Step one foot on the front lines and strike a 3/4 twisting back double biceps and you would literally blow Putin back to the kremlin. If you were to hit a front ab and thigh in a sequined thong it would put and to this and all future wars. Don't even ask about a most muscular. It is the equivalent of a 6 mega ton nuclear bomb and it would end humanity as we know it.