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Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« on: September 16, 2015, 05:33:48 AM »
http://www.chesterchronicle.co.uk/news/chester-cheshire-news/chester-prosthetic-penis-trial-stupid-10016295
Woman presses charges cos she gets blindfolded and fucked for two years by her best friend who uses a strap-on and is pretending to be a man

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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2015, 05:44:57 AM »
Don't see the problem personally.

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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2015, 05:54:08 AM »
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She told the court that she shared secrets with Newland but they never discussed sexual matters.

She claimed that Kye explained his high-pitched voice was due to his half-Filipino and half-Asian heritage, and that his voice was 'low enough to pass for a guy in my opinion'.
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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2015, 06:13:24 AM »
Don't see the problem personally.


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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2015, 06:15:38 AM »
 Two years and she didn't know it was her friend? Yeah.

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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2015, 06:18:16 AM »
Don't see the problem personally.

What crime was commited?

She thinks she's meeting a 5.5ft half Phillipino boy for sex, and ends up getting fucked with a big strap on - surely that's at least TWICE what she was expecting from this asian fellow?

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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2015, 06:19:58 AM »
What crime was commited?

She thinks she's meeting a 5.5ft half Phillipino boy for sex, and ends up getting fucked with a big strap on - surely that's at least TWICE what she was expecting from this asian fellow?


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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2015, 01:58:31 PM »
For what??

Yes your honor I cummed ??
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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2015, 01:59:20 PM »
Fucked by fella.
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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2015, 02:02:56 PM »
Fucked by fella.

That's what she THOUGHT :D

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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2015, 06:14:24 PM »
This was a movie like ten years ago with Hilary Swank. Boys on the side or something.

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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2015, 06:17:31 PM »
Stupid whore  ::)

she would know when she was getting fucked by a real man because she would need to get her lazy ass up and make him a roast beef sandwich



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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2015, 06:36:10 PM »
This was a movie like ten years ago with Hilary Swank. Boys on the side or something.

Boys don't cry I think you mean.

Do these morons never notice strapons don't oscillate in size or actually come?


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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2015, 06:49:44 PM »
Boys don't cry I think you mean.

Do these morons never notice strapons don't oscillate in size or actually come?



Girl in question may have been a virgin before she met this person, thus very needy.

She probably lacked a bit of intelligence / education as well.

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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2015, 06:52:42 PM »
Girl in question may have been a virgin before she met this person, thus very needy.

She probably lacked a bit of intelligence / education as well.

Shitty situation but don't go crying to the media when you're an ignorant/stupid fuck.

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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2015, 07:41:33 PM »
Like the UK contingent on GetBig doesn't lower testosterone levels enough...now we have threads like this...jesus christ...

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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2015, 10:31:27 PM »
She probably knew all along, did she not once touch the fake cock other than it entering her cu nt ? Surely a woman can feel the difference between a real and fake cock even inside her?
Dumb bitch

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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2015, 12:52:42 AM »
She probably knew all along, did she not once touch the fake cock other than it entering her cu nt ? Surely a woman can feel the difference between a real and fake cock even inside her?
Dumb bitch
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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2015, 01:14:32 AM »
Like the UK contingent on GetBig doesn't lower testosterone levels enough...now we have threads like this...jesus christ...

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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2015, 05:57:31 PM »
Girl in question may have been a virgin before she met this person, thus very needy.

She probably lacked a bit of intelligence / education as well.

They were both University students...

Tattoo on the wrist...

She had to know, I cannot in any way see how she couldn't...


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Re: Just how fucked up can a situation get? haha
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2015, 10:02:08 PM »
Will "dude" didn't want oral. So yeah she should have known
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