Author Topic: I'm Miserable--and other notes (Read 19250 times)

WalterWhite · « **Reply #25 on:** November 22, 2015, 03:37:36 PM »

Quote from: hazbin on November 22, 2015, 03:32:18 PM

haha, when my back was real hairy two of my 'friends' lit it on fire when i was sitting at my computer. one was video taping it. i have it here somewhere. it started low and went right up to my head. you could even hear it crackling on the tape.

josh, i bet you could guess who??

Ouch!!! I hope you got them back for that!

hazbin · « **Reply #26 on:** November 22, 2015, 03:38:50 PM »

Quote from: WalterWhite on November 22, 2015, 03:37:36 PM

Ouch!!! I hope you got them back for that!

lol, they did me a favor, and it hurt less than waxing

Set It Up · « **Reply #27 on:** November 22, 2015, 03:40:56 PM »

Quote from: hazbin on November 22, 2015, 03:32:18 PM

haha, when my back was real hairy two of my 'friends' lit it on fire when i was sitting at my computer. one was video taping it. i have it here somewhere. it started low and went right up to my head. you could even hear it crackling on the tape.

josh, i bet you could guess who??

a large man who made me poo my pants upon first meeting ?

hazbin · « **Reply #28 on:** November 22, 2015, 03:42:19 PM »

Quote from: Set It Up on November 22, 2015, 03:40:56 PM

a large man who made me poo my pants upon first meeting ?

haha, nope, a fat man that lived in the basement suite of the house you lived in.

Set It Up · « **Reply #29 on:** November 22, 2015, 03:45:01 PM »

Quote from: hazbin on November 22, 2015, 03:42:19 PM

haha, nope, a fat man that lived in the basement suite of the house you lived in.

oh brother

WalterWhite · « **Reply #30 on:** November 22, 2015, 03:49:15 PM »

Quote from: hazbin on November 22, 2015, 03:38:50 PM

lol, they did me a favor, and it hurt less than waxing

Once the 2nd degree burns healed!

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #31 on:** November 22, 2015, 04:05:11 PM »

Quote from: hazbin on November 22, 2015, 01:43:45 PM

when i tell the barber ' just a little off the back' - i mean just a little off the back literally

Solid back, hairy like a grizzly bear..

Leatherneck · « **Reply #32 on:** November 22, 2015, 04:27:05 PM »

Quote from: Set It Up on November 22, 2015, 12:42:06 PM

NFL notes from today

Cam Newton is amazing---Carolinas defense also--could run the table
Bye Peyton Manning--Osweiller looking good for Broncos
Never though Jameis Winston would be good--proving me wrong

Cam is playing like a potential MVP but I don't think anyone has it in them to run the table this season.

Deadspin had a story about the Titans and Brown's wanting to give Manning a front office position ASAP.

Winston is surprising a lot of people. Locke Smith is proving to be a good head can without having Briggs and Urlacher on his team.

Set It Up · « **Reply #33 on:** November 22, 2015, 08:58:57 PM »

Things I dont get--should be its own thread--there will be a lot over time:

Why do people have kids?
I will NEVER understand this. Dont give me all this bullshit its a joy to see them grow up bullshit. And to say so you have someone to take care of you when you are old is selfish and retarded. To me, kids ruin lives, take up time that could have been spent travelling or enjoying life otherwise, are expensive and create a list of misery much longer than I can type. And to keep the world going? The world is a shithole, why does it matter if it keeps going? And why would you care if it keeps going, you'll be dead. I fucking hate kids, only thing I hate more is religion. I could go on forever about this. There is nothing positive to say about having kids and anyone who has them is retarded in my eyes. And I would lay odds most people regret having them after the fact, but lay out some bullshit line that they are the greatest thing in their life to save face

Set It Up · « **Reply #34 on:** November 22, 2015, 09:11:01 PM »

Im selectively racist
I despise all non whites except for Asians. I think Asians are fuckin smarter than anyone out there. Small dicks or not, they have their shit together. Japan anyways.

MP · « **Reply #35 on:** November 22, 2015, 10:04:57 PM »

Quote from: Set It Up on November 22, 2015, 08:58:57 PM

Things I dont get--should be its own thread--there will be a lot over time:

Why do people have kids?
I will NEVER understand this. Dont give me all this bullshit its a joy to see them grow up bullshit. And to say so you have someone to take care of you when you are old is selfish and retarded. To me, kids ruin lives, take up time that could have been spent travelling or enjoying life otherwise, are expensive and create a list of misery much longer than I can type. And to keep the world going? The world is a shithole, why does it matter if it keeps going? And why would you care if it keeps going, you'll be dead. I fucking hate kids, only thing I hate more is religion. I could go on forever about this. There is nothing positive to say about having kids and anyone who has them is retarded in my eyes. And I would lay odds most people regret having them after the fact, but lay out some bullshit line that they are the greatest thing in their life to save face

You sound like a blast at parties.

Short answer. You haven't experienced true love until you've had a kid. Nothing like it.

MP · « **Reply #36 on:** November 22, 2015, 10:07:46 PM »

Quote from: YngiweRhoads on November 22, 2015, 01:43:29 PM

Pic is about 6-8 months old. It's about 2-3 inches longer now. I think.

Solid. Jealous.

Set It Up · « **Reply #37 on:** November 22, 2015, 10:24:26 PM »

Quote from: MP on November 22, 2015, 10:04:57 PM

You sound like a blast at parties.

Short answer. You haven't experienced true love until you've had a kid. Nothing like it.

theres what I was waiting for--a fucking stupid generic answer
kids are a waste of time, life and money.
Youre a retard if you have one

Set It Up · « **Reply #38 on:** November 22, 2015, 10:25:39 PM »

Quote from: MP on November 22, 2015, 10:07:46 PM

Solid. Jealous.

youre jealous of someone with womens hair and probably balding in the front, hence only a back picture

you are a special kind of stupid, arent you?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #39 on:** November 22, 2015, 10:49:14 PM »

Quote from: Set It Up on November 22, 2015, 10:24:26 PM

theres what I was waiting for--a fucking stupid generic answer
kids are a waste of time, life and money.
Youre a retard if you have one

Maybe a generic answer but he's 10000000% correct.

MP · « **Reply #40 on:** November 22, 2015, 11:02:51 PM »

Quote from: Set It Up on November 22, 2015, 10:25:39 PM

youre jealous of someone with womens hair and probably balding in the front, hence only a back picture

you are a special kind of stupid, arent you?

Dude, you can't even use proper capitalization and punctuation. You don't seem too bright.

You asked a question, and as a parent, I answered it for you.

No one is forcing you to have kids, so calm the fuck down.

Set It Up · « **Reply #41 on:** November 22, 2015, 11:05:00 PM »

Quote from: MP on November 22, 2015, 11:02:51 PM

Dude, you can't even use proper capitalization and punctuation. You don't seem too bright.

You asked a question, and as a parent, I answered it for you.

No one is forcing you to have kids, so calm the fuck down.

Oh brother grammar nazi

Not too bright...2 degrees...hmmm sounds about right

Shut up now and waste money on your snot nosed brats...bitch

MP · « **Reply #42 on:** November 22, 2015, 11:08:07 PM »

You should get your money back for those "degrees."

Set It Up · « **Reply #43 on:** November 22, 2015, 11:08:49 PM »

I hate kids so much the hate literally seethes....if people quit having kids and the world went extinct that would be the best result ever. The human race are morons...all of us

MP · « **Reply #44 on:** November 22, 2015, 11:10:23 PM »

So why not just off yourself? Serious question.

Set It Up · « **Reply #45 on:** November 22, 2015, 11:11:30 PM »

Quote from: MP on November 22, 2015, 11:08:07 PM

You should get your money back for those "degrees."

Listen pumpkin....maybe you should shut up and go back to your menial job to pay for your down syndrome retard children...while i do what i want when i want and go where i want without having to waste money for 20 years on unappreciative shitheads who just ignore you

Set It Up · « **Reply #46 on:** November 22, 2015, 11:13:32 PM »

Quote from: MP on November 22, 2015, 11:10:23 PM

So why not just off yourself? Serious question.

Why? Cause i dont have kids? Gee cause i gish and golf and enjoy myself .. listen "mp" shut your cakehole...youre just another anonymous bitch with a big mouth on here. Hope ur kids get drilled by a semi

MP · « **Reply #47 on:** November 22, 2015, 11:17:16 PM »

Not off yourself because you don't have kids, but because you said you're miserable (thread title) and that the entire human race is a bunch of morons.

But now you're saying you enjoy yourself and golf.

Which is it? Are you miserable or not?

Are you an Obama voter?

SF1900 · « **Reply #48 on:** November 22, 2015, 11:21:53 PM »

Quote from: MP on November 22, 2015, 11:17:16 PM

Not off yourself because you don't have kids, but because you said you're miserable (thread title) and that the entire human race is a bunch of morons.

But now you're saying you enjoy yourself and golf.

Which is it? Are you miserable or not?

Are you an Obama voter?

He's not even from the USA.

Set It Up · « **Reply #49 on:** November 22, 2015, 11:22:25 PM »

Quote from: MP on November 22, 2015, 11:17:16 PM

Not off yourself because you don't have kids, but because you said you're miserable (thread title) and that the entire human race is a bunch of morons.

But now you're saying you enjoy yourself and golf.

Which is it? Are you miserable or not?

Are you an Obama voter?

Im canadian
Crossing my fingers ur kid gets cancer.