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Title: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 03, 2006, 05:57:10 PM
The rapture is an event that will take place sometime in the near future. Jesus will come in the air, catch up the Church from the earth, and then return to Heaven with the Church. In 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18, we are given a clear description of the rapture: "the dead in Christ will rise, then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord."

Will you be left behind?

http://www.raptureready.com/soap/leftbehind.html


Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: Ex Coelis on September 03, 2006, 06:27:28 PM
if you're waiting for the rapture, you're too late. The events written about in Revelations already happened. They fortold the persecution of Christians by the Romans and crew. It wasn't easy but we got through it. True story.
Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 04, 2006, 07:03:46 AM
if you're waiting for the rapture, you're too late. The events written about in Revelations already happened. They fortold the persecution of Christians by the Romans and crew. It wasn't easy but we got through it. True story.


if teh rapture came already we'd all be dead.
Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: JediKnight on September 04, 2006, 01:49:45 PM
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Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 08, 2006, 08:26:04 PM
Soon true Christians will be taken up into the sky by Jesus and the Endtimes will begin.


All of the signs are here people...


It's only a matter of time.
Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: haider on September 08, 2006, 08:29:24 PM
What's the rapture index lookin like today?
Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 08, 2006, 08:31:02 PM
What's the rapture index lookin like today?


www.raptureready.net
Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: haider on September 08, 2006, 08:39:06 PM
http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html (http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html)

Haha, the infidels are in big trouble. Fasten your seat belts bitches!!
Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 08, 2006, 08:46:20 PM
http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html (http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html)

Haha, the infidels are in big trouble. Fasten your seat belts bitches!!


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The Rapture Index is by no means meant to predict the rapture, however, the index is designed to measure the type of activity that could act as a precursor to the rapture.

You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.

Rapture Index of 85 and Below:  Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 85 to 110:           Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 110 to 145:          Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 145:              Fasten your seat belts
Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: haider on September 08, 2006, 08:49:50 PM
We're at 145+ right now  :o
Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: Bast000 on September 08, 2006, 09:00:51 PM
hhaha yes, I agree wholeheartedly
Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 08, 2006, 09:56:50 PM
hhaha yes, I agree wholeheartedly


So get ready because the Show is about to start. I'll be up in heaven watching the sinners suffer. It will be awesome!
Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: Bast000 on September 08, 2006, 09:58:57 PM
should I stock my cellar with water and flashlights?   Will there be electricity after the rapture?
Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: bjorn_fairhair on September 08, 2006, 10:00:47 PM
should I stock my cellar with water and flashlights?   Will there be electricity after the rapture?

I don't know. There will be political upheaval and all sorts of other terrible stuff. If I were you I’d accept Jesus as your lord and savior so that you don't have to suffer through the rapture and then get thrown into Hell for all eternity and get sodomized by 12 foot demons!



Praise him!
Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: Bast000 on September 08, 2006, 10:03:53 PM
I can't wait to sit in a chair next to Jesus in Heaven.  Bjorn will you hold hands with me and Jesus?
Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: herne on April 23, 2024, 03:24:37 PM
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Title: Re: The Rapture is coming. Don't get left behind.
Post by: Humble Narcissist on May 01, 2024, 12:46:28 AM
if you're waiting for the rapture, you're too late. The events written about in Revelations already happened. They fortold the persecution of Christians by the Romans and crew. It wasn't easy but we got through it. True story.
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