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List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« on: October 26, 2022, 09:05:48 AM »
In this thread we mention the names of individuals (real, fictional, alive or dead) that annoy us to the point of wanting to maim or even kill them.

David Goggins
Jimmy Fallon
Michael Jai White
Bruce Lee
Dana Linn Bailey & retard husband
Branch Warren
The Rock
Matt Dillahunty
Bruce Buffer
James Corden
Bobby Lee
Amy Schumer
Ronda Rousey
Madge Bishop
Helen Daniels
Will Smith
Alvin Leung
Slavoj Žižek
Paul McCartney
Gary Barlow
Joe Biden
Ayn Rand
Yaron Brook
Manny Pacquiao
Jack Black
Mikhaila Peterson
Andrew Tate
Mehdi Hasan
Melvyn Bragg
That stupid little cunt on the Ryan's World toys


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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2022, 01:49:45 PM »
Louis Elizondo, David Fravor, and every other UFO retard
Khamzat Chimaev
Michael Todd
GothamChess
Stephen Mulhern and every other 'magician'
Rishi Sunak
William F. Buckley Jr.
Christopher Langan
Malala Yousafzai
Greta Thunberg
Yngwie Malmsteen
Steve Vai
Joe Satriani
Jamie Cullum


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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2022, 05:10:12 PM »
I'm laughing so fucking hard at these lists.  Holy shit.  DLB & "retard husband".   ;D

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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2022, 07:21:38 AM »
Every time I browse for a movie online I get this fat little lesbian popping up with his smug face. It's boiling my piss. I fucking dare him to swing a tin of paint at my head and see what happens.


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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2022, 01:26:54 PM »
Excellent thread:

Rob Reiner
Stephen King
Beto O'rourke
Dash Dombrovsky
Eric Swalwell
Adam Schiff
Jose Altuve
Alex Bregman
Josh Donaldson
David Ortiz
Your retard cousin from bahston ad guy
Howard the lawyer from Better Call Saul
The hand on house of dragons
George Takei
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2022, 03:20:07 PM »
Excellent thread:

Rob Reiner
Stephen King
Beto O'rourke
Dash Dombrovsky
Eric Swalwell
Adam Schiff
Jose Altuve
Alex Bregman
Josh Donaldson
David Ortiz
Your retard cousin from bahston ad guy
Howard the lawyer from Better Call Saul
The hand on house of dragons
George Takei

Some good calls here. Please give George Takei and extra crack from me.

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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2022, 06:00:52 PM »
In this thread we mention the names of individuals (real, fictional, alive or dead) that annoy us to the point of wanting to maim or even kill them.

David Goggins
Jimmy Fallon
Michael Jai White
Bruce Lee
Dana Linn Bailey & retard husband
Branch Warren
The Rock
Matt Dillahunty
Bruce Buffer
James Corden
Bobby Lee
Amy Schumer
Ronda Rousey
Madge Bishop
Helen Daniels
Will Smith
Alvin Leung
Slavoj Žižek
Paul McCartney
Gary Barlow
Joe Biden
Ayn Rand
Yaron Brook
Manny Pacquiao
Jack Black
Mikhaila Peterson
Andrew Tate
Mehdi Hasan
Melvyn Bragg
That stupid little cunt on the Ryan's World toys

Meltdown
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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2022, 11:35:36 PM »
Meltdown

I'm gonna need an updated photo of your hairline, chief.

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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2022, 07:25:54 AM »
Connor McGregor

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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2022, 09:50:52 AM »
Andrew Tate
Rollo Tomassi
Jocko Willink
David Goggins
Joe Rogan
Sam Harris
Dave Rubin
Nick Trigilli
Greg Doucette
Jordan Peterson
Dave Palumbo
Adam Carolla
Howard Stern
Anthony “Dream” Johnson
Liver King
Brad Castleberry
Jimmy Kimmel
Stephen Colbert
Matt Kroczaleski
John Stewart
Nicki Minaj
50 Cent
Jay Z
Elon Musk
Don Lemon
AOC

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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2022, 12:43:38 PM »
Additions:

Keith Olberman
Mark Hamil
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« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2022, 12:53:12 PM »
Andrew Tate
Rollo Tomassi
Jocko Willink
David Goggins
Joe Rogan
Sam Harris
Dave Rubin
Nick Trigilli
Greg Doucette
Jordan Peterson
Dave Palumbo
Adam Carolla
Howard Stern
Anthony “Dream” Johnson
Liver King
Brad Castleberry
Jimmy Kimmel
Stephen Colbert
Matt Kroczaleski
John Stewart
Nicki Minaj
50 Cent
Jay Z
Elon Musk
Don Lemon
AOC

Fair one. Solid fucking list. I'd probably only spare Elon and Rogan.

Additions:

Keith Olberman
Mark Hamil

God, yes.

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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2022, 05:28:29 PM »
Fair one. Solid fucking list. I'd probably only spare Elon and Rogan.

God, yes.

Thank you. As you see, we have some overlap.

That blabbering and twitching bum on your list, Žižek, needs to be stopped!

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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2022, 08:41:53 AM »
Thank you. As you see, we have some overlap.

That blabbering and twitching bum on your list, Žižek, needs to be stopped!

Indeed. I deserve the rubber hose as much as many individuals mentioned here for my tendency to gratuitously attack those with whom I disagree, but this thread is to serve as a unifying force. Žižek is a slobbering, sniffing mess of verbiage and bullshit.

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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2022, 08:46:53 AM »
In goes Sam Smith - the silly gay bastard. That Bond song was the worst thing I've ever heard. Brutally incongruous with the character.

Sam, stop being so fat. I guarantee you're laying on the sofa all day, shoving boxes of Dairy Milk down your throat and starting WhatsApp groupchats about how you 'just need a cuddle'. Fuck off.


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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2022, 07:27:54 PM »
In goes Sam Smith - the silly gay bastard. That Bond song was the worst thing I've ever heard. Brutally incongruous with the character.

Sam, stop being so fat. I guarantee you're laying on the sofa all day, shoving boxes of Dairy Milk down your throat and starting WhatsApp groupchats about how you 'just need a cuddle'. Fuck off.



Hysterical post! I never heard of this guy before.

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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2022, 01:44:56 AM »
Sophie Lloyd: 'YouTube' guitarist (Oh, brother ::)) and typical UK slapper. Get in here, you tart. Sick of the feigned orgasmic pleasure and stupid smiles every five seconds. Robotic playing, too. I can't believe she had the gall to delete my comment when I politely suggested just sticking on a backing track and shoving a Coke bottle up her fanny on camera instead.


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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2022, 03:26:36 AM »
I’m adding Sean Hannity.

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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2022, 01:50:26 PM »
The Pet Shop Boys and Depeche Mode. Both bands give me a horrific, sordid feeling every time I hear their music. As though I've just unlocked some repressed memory where I was raped by a priest or something.

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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2022, 06:49:24 PM »
The Pet Shop Boys and Depeche Mode. Both bands give me a horrific, sordid feeling every time I hear their music. As though I've just unlocked some repressed memory where I was raped by a priest or something.

I actually understand this sentiment.

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« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2022, 07:01:09 PM »
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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2022, 07:31:54 PM »
The cast of Friends except for Jennifer Aniston. 

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Re: List Of People I'd Like to Whip With A Rubber Hose.
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2022, 08:27:25 AM »
Fat Matt Perry: self-pitying slob
John Travolta: mega weirdo with punchable face.
Tom Cruise: narcissistic nutjob.
Cara Delevingne: fuck off, you moody, unoriginal twat.
Rihanna - see above.
Christopher Hitchens. I’ve read most of his books and essays, and while I’d agree that he was a gifted and charismatic orator who also produced some well-written and thoughtful articles, he was an overrated thinker, shameless social climber, and world-class waffler who went off on stupid tangents, attacked friends, and failed to remain consistent.

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« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2022, 12:13:40 PM »
Fat Matt Perry: self-pitying slob
John Travolta: mega weirdo with punchable face.
Tom Cruise: narcissistic nutjob.
Cara Delevingne: fuck off, you moody, unoriginal twat.
Rihanna - see above.
Christopher Hitchens. I’ve read most of his books and essays, and while I’d agree that he was a gifted and charismatic orator who also produced some well-written and thoughtful articles, he was an overrated thinker, shameless social climber, and world-class waffler who went off on stupid tangents, attacked friends, and failed to remain consistent.

Great additions, especially Hitchens! Maybe it’s me, but I’d lose interest only minutes after he started speaking.

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« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2022, 11:42:52 AM »
Great additions, especially Hitchens! Maybe it’s me, but I’d lose interest only minutes after he started speaking.

He definitely wasn't painful to listen to - like Žižek, for instance. And he was admittedly quick-witted and articulate. He just also happened to be a prick and was more concerned with status than pursuing truth. It's interesting that his hero was Paine and he died in much the same manner: regarded as an annoying drunk and abandoned by former friends.


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Jackson Galaxy, the 'cat behaviorist' LOL. Get fucked. They'll cut you as soon as look at you. What a charlatan. He definitely shags cats.