im on my 3rd bud icewell hurry up and finish the 12 pack and take the car for a high speed run off the pier :D
im on my 3rd bud icewhat happened with teh dime mayne?
what happened with teh dime mayne?
4th by the way
a bit drunk
check it out...in underfgrad i was a fuckin beast...my football coach called me "hell oh hoes" because i had so many bitches...I would string they ass along like all crazy...i was about to write a book on how to be a real player...well anyway i thought i needed to settle down (dumbass me) but i did...so i got with a bad chick...(yall seen the pics) well i fucked around on her...actually i boned 29 chicks in the 2.5 years...now i think she is cheatin on me (though she denys it to the death) but she is givin me the same exuses i used to give other chicks when i was a player...i mean all of em...this shit sucks because i love this broad...though i have nailed 29 chicks (that i can remember)
BUD ICE + GTBRO1 = JAILhahaha you're not kidding
BUD ICE + GTBRO1 = JAILi'm a plain Budweiser guy myself.
hahaha! now you gotta fix the wall tomorrow.dats what i was thinking to myself when i saw dem knucks
dats what i was thinking to myself when i saw dem knucksyeah fuck that!.......after about 10 cell phones and 20 remotes i learned it's not the smartest thing to do lol!
yeah fuck that!.......after about 10 cell phones and 20 remotes i learned it's not the smartest thing to do lol!hahahahhhah a nice sammich cures anything supastar
my ex wife took a pizza i was cooking out of the oven and threw it at me a few years ago, we got divorced a couple of weeks later.fuck that had to burn!.......did you at least save the pie?
fuck that had to burn!.......did you at least save the pie?hahahahaha, it burned the shit out of my right shin and calf, i shoved her to the ground and left.
hahahahaha, it burned the shit out of my right shin and calf, i shoved her to the ground and left.yes I'm not for beating up girls, but i don't discriminate need be.
yes I'm not for beating up girls, but i don't discriminate need be.me neither, believe me it would have been very easy for me to go nuts it hurt like a bitch that's why i left, i was an asshole back then as well, 28 years old and thought i knew everything.
Man im goin through it with my girlfriend......i argued with her and punched the fuckin wall...what a dumbass...
Man this shit hurts
no offense dude...but Karmas a bitch.
i'm a plain Budweiser guy myself.Try the bud ice...same strength...real smooth
Maybe she's a player too, LOL!
if shes cheating leave the bitch
hahaha! now you gotta fix the wall tomorrow.
Well, at least you aren't like Derek and saying it was some dudes face. :)
Seriously though man... on the relationship ladder, it looks like this:
|_____Good Relationship____|
|______No Relationship_____|
|_____ Bad Relationship_____|
Just walk away man... It's not healthy for you, or your fist.
yeah im no lying sack of shit.. i thought you guys were gonna rip me for this though...but i guess everyone goes through shitty relationships..oh ...need beer number 7
omfg! you punched a brick wall!.... hahahaha you crazy fucker!
my ex wife took a pizza i was cooking out of the oven and threw it at me a few years ago, we got divorced a couple of weeks later.
Try the bud ice...same strength...real smooth
my ex wife took a pizza i was cooking out of the oven and threw it at me a few years ago, we got divorced a couple of weeks later.
hahah, monogamy with one girl plus the stress you're having must suck
last weekend i went out in scottsdale and slept with a different girl each night, 21 and 20 years old, respectively
You're right. Medical school is a relationship pressure-cooker.
you should have punched your girlfriend instead..
you should have punched your girlfriend instead..
you should have punched your girlfriend instead..
How old are you big_mal?
I will try to beat your 29 chicks before 25 ;D.
You are a legend. Hopefully I will reach your level of pimpage in the future 8).
wow what a tough guy ::)
you are the one that made thread about punching the wall ::)
epic search for attention...i gotcha...i see you.. ;)