Shit!  So all along I've been stood in my own bushes, jacking at myself..?..?

So in that case, I guess the first rule of Wank Club, is that

hahahahaha "Wank Club"

Correct yet I will walk into a wrestling tourney next month without a day of practice against legit division 1 wrestlers and win

No you won't.

Bro...

Joe brought a young, unknown novice bodybuilder to America from his backward, war ravaged country, and taught him the Weider Principles.

Joe sculpted this young unknown into the greatest bodybuilder the world has ever known.

Have you guessed this young student's name yet?

Some of you may have.

His name is Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Employing the lessons he learned at the feet of Master Joe, Arnold went on the bodybuilding fame, Hollywood stardom, Governor of California, married an American Royal, and had a bastard kid from his housekeeper.

Imagine hearing this menacing voice as you stroll along the beach

I also like how he realises they look better than he does at the end

Brian, would be shitting blood on the spot doing the kettlebell swings