Author Topic: i start working as a stripper tommorow...... (Read 13841 times)

johnnynoname · « **on:** April 24, 2009, 02:09:04 PM »

....for women (you predictable assholes)

the funniest thing is I told my boss at the gym and his only response was "hey, it's good for business"

...which proves, once again, that my boss= THE SHIT

Awesomo · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:11:04 PM »

i've seen some crazy videos where the male strippers put whip cream on there wangs and the girls suck it off. Does this shit happen everywhere?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:12:22 PM »

Hey johnny, if it's at a club, how can you only dance for women?

affeman · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:12:37 PM »

Good stuff Johnny, accept your calling.

I feel sorry for your parents tough.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:16:06 PM »

Does that mean there will be even more pics of you on the internetz!!!?

/does dave know where you live?

wavelength · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:18:22 PM »

does it pay well?

kyomu · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:19:21 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 24, 2009, 02:09:04 PM

....for women (you predictable assholes)

the funniest thing is I told my boss at the gym and his only response was "hey, it's good for business"

...which proves, once again, that my boss= THE SHIT

I have never done it in spite of their offering me a lot.
Why? Simple, Cus I dont have extra big penis like others or I might had ring on my penis to make my penis look huge. $:-\$

In Barcelona, It was very good money. Only 20 mins and up to 350-400$.

affeman · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:20:47 PM »

Quote from: kyomu on April 24, 2009, 02:19:21 PM

I have never done it in spite of their offering me a lot.
Why? Simple, Cus I dont have extra big penis like others or I might had ring on my penis to make my penis look huge. $:-\$

In Barcelona, It was very good money. Only 20 mins and up to 350-400$.

And who offered u?? LOL

Guys who saw ur pics on getbig?

kyomu · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:21:06 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 24, 2009, 02:12:22 PM

Hey johnny, if it's at a club, how can you only dance for women?

That was really great. but they pay waaay less than striptease.

kyomu · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:23:20 PM »

Quote from: affeman on April 24, 2009, 02:20:47 PM

And who offered u?? LOL

Guys who saw ur pics on getbig?

Shut up kid.
I am 39 years old.

Around 1996, I was doing disco dancer at the weekend night in Barcelona.
Many of those guys were doing striptease also.

wavelength · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:24:30 PM »

Quote from: kyomu on April 24, 2009, 02:23:20 PM

Shut up kid.

SaltShaker · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:45:15 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 24, 2009, 02:09:04 PM

....for women (you predictable assholes)

the funniest thing is I told my boss at the gym and his only response was "hey, it's good for business"

...which proves, once again, that my boss= THE SHIT

Hi Derek

StickStickly · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:48:36 PM »

Quote from: kyomu on April 24, 2009, 02:23:20 PM

Shut up kid.
I am 39 years old.

Around 1996, I was doing disco dancer at the weekend night in Barcelona.
Many of those guys were doing striptease also.

This is up there with coach's sticky studs.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:06:01 PM »

Since I'm on my iphone and to lazy to quote and respond I will leave a blanket response that should
Cover everything.
I found out that once I abandoned "shame" that two things happened
- I had more fun
- I made more money
Moral of the story: If u have good abs and no shame, then all u will never have a bad day......

.........oh, and don't forget to cash in on your p hysique cuz lord knows u only have like
20 years left on it

kyomu · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:09:14 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 24, 2009, 03:06:01 PM

Since I'm on my iphone and to lazy to quote and respond I will leave a blanket response that should
Cover everything.
I found out that once I abandoned "shame" that two things happened
- I had more fun
- I made more money
Moral of the story: If u have good abs and no shame, then all u will never have a bad day......

.........oh, and don't forget to cash in on your p hysique cuz lord knows u only have like
20 years left on it

Always be free and dont care about what people say or look.
If you have fun, its the best for you.

elite_lifter · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:09:22 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 24, 2009, 03:06:01 PM

Since I'm on my iphone and to lazy to quote and respond I will leave a blanket response that should
Cover everything.
I found out that once I abandoned "shame" that two things happened
- I had more fun
- I made more money
Moral of the story: If u have good abs and no shame, then all u will never have a bad day......

.........oh, and don't forget to cash in on your p hysique cuz lord knows u only have like
20 years left on it

SLUT

jtsunami · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:41:41 PM »

johnny where at i'd like to attend you italian stud

Meso_z · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:42:39 PM »

Quote from: kyomu on April 24, 2009, 02:19:21 PM

I have never done it in spite of their offering me a lot.
Why? Simple, Cus I dont have extra big penis like others or I might had ring on my penis to make my penis look huge. $:-\$

In Barcelona, It was very good money. Only 20 mins and up to 350-400$.

has Paco ever done or offered to do?

Croatch · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:44:05 PM »

I considered doing that at one time. They told me they were all stocked up on tattooed midgets and to consider joining the circus.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:45:28 PM »

in albany? haha

johnnynoname · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:52:55 PM »

Quote from: jtsunami on April 24, 2009, 03:41:41 PM

johnny where at i'd like to attend you italian stud

No clubs yet
Just bachlorette parties and the like

It's pussy and money all in one

The Master · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:53:55 PM »

Debussey likes this Johnnynoname humanoid. His disregard for the feeling of shame and his love for money = brutal

danielson · « **Reply #22 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:55:00 PM »

How old are you Johhny? also how much do you think you will make in a night and will you do "favors" for extra cash? If so, what if they are ugly/fat?

Drama Queen · « **Reply #23 on:** April 24, 2009, 04:05:04 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 24, 2009, 03:52:55 PM

No clubs yet
Just bachlorette parties and the like

It's pussy and money all in one

Welcome to the club JNN ,I danced for four different groups full time from 1997 to 2000 , no more dry spells for you Johnny .

The Master · « **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2009, 04:05:41 PM »

Quote from: Drama Queen on April 24, 2009, 04:05:04 PM

Welcome to the club JNN ,I danced for four different groups full time from 1997 to 2000 , no more dry spells for you Johnny .

What was the pay for an average evening?