Author Topic: THE TOP 10 GAYEST THINGS IN THE WORLD (Read 20894 times)

JOHN MATRIX · « **on:** August 12, 2006, 07:32:43 PM »

i just had the misfortune of walking into the room while my sister was watching 'Cats' and after retching half my bodyweight into a trashcan i thought, my god, that is gayer than...anything ive ever seen in my life, gayer than anything id read on getbig even...and i wondered what could compare in gayness to this? seeing as how 'gayer than' talk is so popular here, i figured id make a list of some of the most horrifyingly gay things on the planet earth....

10. tap dancing/ballet/figure skating

9. luke skywalker

8. this thread

7. gay men having sex with each other

6. some of the more lowly getbiggers

5. straight men having sex with each other

heres where things get ugly...disturbing pics ahead...

4. clay aiken

3. Broadway - the musicals, the people, the culture.

2. this guy

and finally...
1. the musical CATS

discuss

body88 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2006, 10:03:10 PM »

aaahahaha good work!!!! Funny shit right there....

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #2 on:** August 12, 2006, 10:10:38 PM »

AHAHHA!!!

"Gayer then eating bonbons at a cat show" I don't know who was the first to say that but its so gay.

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2006, 02:54:39 AM »

http://www.islamicthinkers.com/index/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=520&Itemid=26
http://davidmorrison.typepad.com/sed_contra/2004/08/iran_becoming_t.html
http://www.atsnn.com/story/182797.html

"Islam religion of men with pussies."

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2006, 03:24:04 AM »

#1 gayest thing: Including Luke in a top 10 gayest things. FIX IT NOW...
#2 gayest thing: John Matrix discussing the top ten gayest things

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2006, 03:27:31 AM »

Apparently Knight Rider is gay?

sportingsteroids · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2006, 04:08:04 AM »

hahahaa

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2006, 04:14:10 AM »

He must have some serious neck strength to carry that healthy head of hair

Bigger Business · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2006, 06:33:33 AM »

2 guys on a motorbike is pretty damn gay

Deedee · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2006, 08:54:14 AM »

Quote

10. tap dancing/ballet/figure skating

Aside from the fact that some dancers are gay, what's so "gay" about dance?

Deedee · « **Reply #10 on:** August 13, 2006, 08:54:55 AM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on August 13, 2006, 06:33:33 AM

2 guys on a motorbike is pretty damn gay

But you only ever see that on the streets of Italy...

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #11 on:** August 13, 2006, 08:59:03 AM »

Quote from: Deedee on August 13, 2006, 08:54:55 AM

But you only ever see that on the streets of Italy...

ever seen two guys on a bicycle? . . . in india, the 2nd guy usually rides on the crossbar of the bicycle frame . . .

Deedee · « **Reply #12 on:** August 13, 2006, 09:03:07 AM »

Quote from: Al-Gebra on August 13, 2006, 08:59:03 AM

ever seen two guys on a bicycle? . . . in india, the 2nd guy usually rides on the crossbar of the bicycle frame . . .

I've never been to India personally, but have ridden on the crossbar of bicycles many times, and it's fun, so can see why they would do it that way. Better than riding on the handlebar, although that can be exhilerating too, especially when weaving in and out of traffic.

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #13 on:** August 13, 2006, 09:04:49 AM »

Quote from: Deedee on August 13, 2006, 09:03:07 AM

I've never been to India personally, but have ridden on the crossbar of bicycles many times, and it's fun, so can see why they would do it that way. Better than riding on the handlebar, although that can be exhilerating too, especially when weaving in and out of traffic.

two girls or a girl and a guy is very different from two moustachioed men dressed for office work.

Deedee · « **Reply #14 on:** August 13, 2006, 09:10:13 AM »

I see your point... I wonder if their being moustachioed makes it less "gay"

blinky · « **Reply #15 on:** August 13, 2006, 09:12:37 AM »

Quote from: Deedee on August 13, 2006, 09:10:13 AM

I see your point... I wonder if their being moustachioed makes it less "gay"

no....more

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #16 on:** August 13, 2006, 09:13:17 AM »

Quote from: Deedee on August 13, 2006, 09:10:13 AM

I see your point... I wonder if their being moustachioed makes it less "gay"

no, i think it adds to the "butch" element

Deedee · « **Reply #17 on:** August 13, 2006, 09:22:43 AM »

I think as long as you don't enjoy leaning back into the rider's manly chest, relishing the wind in your hair, and his quickening breath in your ear, too much... it's acceptable.

BayGBM · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2006, 09:36:47 AM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on August 12, 2006, 07:32:43 PM

i just had the misfortune of walking into the room while my sister was watching 'Cats' and after retching half my bodyweight into a trashcan i thought, my god, that is gayer than...anything ive ever seen in my life, gayer than anything id read on getbig even...and i wondered what could compare in gayness to this?

bodybuilding. There is nothing gayer than a bunch of young oiled up men posing to music while wearing thongs to an audience of cheering (mostly older) men.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2006, 09:45:36 AM »

This belongs somewhere in the top 10:

JediKnight · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2006, 12:38:46 PM »

you guys are to funny

JediKnight · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2006, 12:52:13 PM »

freespirit · « **Reply #22 on:** August 14, 2006, 01:21:37 AM »

"Men" sitting with their legs crossed.

Pretty disturbing, no.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #23 on:** August 14, 2006, 03:06:51 AM »

Men wearing pink shirts.... for some reason they need to broadcast the fact that they are homo by wearing pink.

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #24 on:** August 14, 2006, 05:29:11 AM »

The Squad is mighty gay

Author Topic: THE TOP 10 GAYEST THINGS IN THE WORLD (Read 20894 times)

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