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Hot Pockets suck - they never look like the package
« on: November 05, 2011, 08:44:39 PM »
these fuckin things never look ANYTHING like the packaging shows. always a mess of goop and questionable meats. am i the only one that hates them?
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Re: hot pockets SUCKKKK
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2011, 08:48:53 PM »
x2 fuck those things
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Re: hot pockets SUCKKKK
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2011, 08:52:40 PM »
I kinda like the hot pocket philly cheese steak. makes my farts super stinky and its fun to let 'em rip, especially walking by a couple on their first date in a restaurant.
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Re: hot pockets SUCKKKK
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2011, 09:17:06 PM »
Haven't had them in years but used to use them to bulk up. They honestly do taste good in the oven. Only certain ones though.

Same thing with pizza pops. I used to microwave them for a few minutes and then bake them. They're actually really fucking good if you bake them.
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Re: hot pockets SUCKKKK
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2011, 09:18:11 PM »
They serve them in the LA County slammer. I hate them. I would like to kill the inventor of hot fucking pockets. . . but then I would just be back in the LA County slammer. . . being forced to eat more hot fucking pockets.
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Re: hot pockets SUCKKKK
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2011, 09:18:39 PM »
they fucking suck..if you cook them for too long, the crust gets all hard and the inside is still too cold. then you microwave it for longer, then the crust becomes even harder.. i fucking hate fucking hot pockets!! FUCK THEM FUCKING HOT POCKETS!!
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Re: hot pockets SUCKKKK
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2011, 09:20:38 PM »
Never ate one but they look like shit.
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Re: hot pockets SUCKKKK
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2011, 01:48:48 PM »
processed foods. of course they 'suckkkk'
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Re: hot pockets SUCKKKK
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2011, 04:16:18 PM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on November 05, 2011, 09:18:11 PM
They serve them in the LA County slammer. I hate them. I would like to kill the inventor of hot fucking pockets. . . but then I would just be back in the LA County slammer. . . being forced to eat more hot fucking pockets.
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I reserve them for our "guests" in solitary lock-down, GP dudes get hot cafeteria choices!! ;D
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Re: hot pockets SUCKKKK
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2011, 04:24:55 PM »
I like to play Hot pocket pool at times!  ;D

Who in the fuck would intentionally eat one of those fucking things if they didn`t have to?
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Re: hot pockets SUCKKKK
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2011, 01:20:50 AM »
Hate hot pockets.  Tasteless and not filling. 
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