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Title: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on August 18, 2015, 04:23:59 PM
Thought this was pretty funny.   :)

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http://www.thefederalistpapers.org/us/quiz-are-you-a-democrat-a-republican-or-a-redneck
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on February 16, 2018, 02:31:45 PM
Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders, and Jill Stein walk into a Russian bar . . . .
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Yamcha on February 16, 2018, 02:36:41 PM
Political Jokes? I've got one... Hillary Rodham Clinton
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on February 16, 2018, 02:41:20 PM
Anytime Nancy Pelosi or Maxine Waters speak . . . .
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Yamcha on February 17, 2018, 01:05:09 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Yamcha on February 18, 2018, 04:48:26 PM
Lyin' Lion Ted's Redemption arc is really enjoyable!
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Straw Man on February 18, 2018, 04:55:17 PM
:D

Apparently both you and James Woods forgot that Obama took the following action against Russia

Action that Trump criticized and wanted to reverse (no collusion though - don't ever think that)

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The administration described Russia's involvement as "Significant Malicious Cyber-Enabled Activities" and sanctioned four Russian individuals and five Russian entities for what it said was election interference. The administration also ordered 35 Russian diplomats to leave the country and two Russian compounds are being closed.

Then of course Congress overwhelming passed even more sanctions which Trump is required by law to initiate but he hasn't done it yet

but of course still "no collusion" by Trump with Russia



Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Yamcha on February 18, 2018, 04:57:33 PM
Apparently both you and James Woods forgot that Obama took the following action against Russia

Action that Trump criticized and wanted to reverse (no collusion though - don't ever think that)

Then of course Congress overwhelming passed even more sanctions which Trump is required by law to initiate but he hasn't done it yet

but of course still "no collusion" by Trump with Russia





which side of the red line was this on?
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Straw Man on February 18, 2018, 05:10:02 PM
which side of the red line was this on?

red line meaning the election or something else?

No doubt he could have done more but given that the Russian bots and trolls were allowed to flourish by Twitter, FB etc..and no doubt Trumptards on this board shared that crap here it would been hard to do much more at the time without Trumptards and Republican losing their minds over Obama "interfering" with the election

Here's a better question for you

What has Trump done since he got in office to prevent this from happening again ?


http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/jul/10/donald-trump/donald-trump-says-barack-obama-did-nothing-about-r/
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Yamcha on February 18, 2018, 05:21:08 PM
red line meaning the election or something else?

No doubt he could have done more but given that the Russian bots and trolls were allowed to flourish by Twitter, FB etc..and no doubt Trumptards on this board shared that crap here it would been hard to do much more at the time without Trumptards and Republican losing their minds over Obama "interfering" with the election

Here's a better question for you

What has Trump done since he got in office to prevent this from happening again ?


http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/jul/10/donald-trump/donald-trump-says-barack-obama-did-nothing-about-r/

Prevent what from happening again? Internet trolls?

Guess we could close off our internet kinda like China; but that is a little overkill since "the operation had no impact on the outcome of the election".

Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on February 19, 2018, 02:05:41 PM
Prevent what from happening again? Internet trolls?

Guess we could close off our internet kinda like China; but that is a little overkill since "the operation had no impact on the outcome of the election".



That picture is funny.  And true.
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on November 15, 2018, 10:19:47 AM
Oh snap.  lol

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Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Primemuscle on November 15, 2018, 11:39:57 AM
Oh snap.  lol

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This must be a joke because Keith Ellison and Michael Avenatti were accused but not convicted...innocent until proven guilty...remember?
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: chaos on November 15, 2018, 05:27:12 PM
This must be a joke because Keith Ellison and Michael Avenatti were accused but not convicted...innocent until proven guilty...remember?
When has the left and the media ever waited for a court conviction to blast a repub? Kavanaugh ring a bell?
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on November 15, 2018, 08:26:43 PM
This must be a joke because Keith Ellison and Michael Avenatti were accused but not convicted...innocent until proven guilty...remember?

Thank you Buzz Killington.  That's why I posted it in the jokes thread. 
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 15, 2018, 08:34:24 PM
red line meaning the election or something else?

No doubt he could have done more but given that the Russian bots and trolls were allowed to flourish by Twitter, FB etc..and no doubt Trumptards on this board shared that crap here it would been hard to do much more at the time without Trumptards and Republican losing their minds over Obama "interfering" with the election

Here's a better question for you

What has Trump done since he got in office to prevent this from happening again ?


http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/jul/10/donald-trump/donald-trump-says-barack-obama-did-nothing-about-r/

Quit using PolitiFact or snopes, or just about any "fact" finding rag as a resource, you come off even dumber than you already are.
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: SOMEPARTS on November 16, 2018, 12:27:14 AM
Thank you Buzz Killington.  That's why I posted it in the jokes thread. 




The NPC thing is real. Liberals really are like programmed bots that can't pick up on sarcasm...or correlation apparently.
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on November 16, 2018, 08:56:41 PM



The NPC thing is real. Liberals really are like programmed bots that can't pick up on sarcasm...or correlation apparently.

Tell me about it. 
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on May 15, 2019, 12:21:02 PM
"Fox just announced it has cancelled Empire.  I really hope Jussie doesn't beat himself up over this."
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on June 19, 2019, 06:49:55 PM
Joe Biden:  I'm leading Donald Trump by a landslide in a new poll.

Hillary Clinton:  Been there, done that. 
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on October 29, 2019, 10:39:10 AM
CNN Uncovers Evidence Hero Dog Sniffed Dozens Of Butts Back In College
October 28th, 2019
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U.S.—Everyone praised the classified "Hero Dog" for taking down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

Everyone, that is, except CNN, who quickly searched through the dog's internet history and college yearbooks. Sure enough, CNN found a picture of the Hero Dog partying at obedience school. In the picture, the dog is seen sniffing a butt without consent.

"Oh yeah, good old [redacted]? He was nuts!" said one German Shepherd who attended Old Yaler Obedience School with the hero dog, according to a CNN report. "He was always sniffing any butt he could find. Cats, dogs, humans, you name it. He didn't have a preference. He identified as pansniffual."

Troubling reports from classmates indicate that the dog sniffed all these butts without consent. The dog wrote cryptic things in his college yearbook, apparently referring to different butt-sniffing maneuvers such as the Surprise Sniffarooski and the Canine's Triangle.

The dog has issued a statement: "I like butts. I've always liked butts. I still like butts, but I never sniff butts to the point of excess. Who's a good boy? I am."

Democrats immediately called for the dog to be court-martialed and for the death of Baghdadi to be overturned.

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-uncovers-evidence-hero-dog-sniffed-butts?fbclid=IwAR2XTotjdoVd41Im3Xix2Xl_Kl4XRIuMzmHpUwY7lcA4QSwocBaBiYm115c
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on January 31, 2020, 10:08:14 PM
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Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on August 08, 2023, 06:22:49 PM
Trump mockery of Christie's weight takes a turn after audience member chimes in: 'Don't call him a fat pig'
'Christie — he's eating right now. He can't be bothered,' Trump joked at New Hampshire campaign stop
By Brandon Gillespie | Fox News
Published August 8, 2023
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-mockery-chris-christie-weight-audience-member-fat-pig
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on August 30, 2023, 05:20:16 PM
 ;D

Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on October 31, 2023, 10:44:43 AM
White House Accidentally Hands Out Plastic Baggies Of Cocaine To Trick-Or-Treaters
Oct 30, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Parents are encouraged to check their child's Halloween candy haul every year to keep an eye out for razor blades and granola bars, but they didn't have to worry about the treats they'd get from the White House — until now. According to sources, the President and First Lady accidentally handed out fresh-cut bags of cocaine to trick-or-treaters at the South Lawn of the White House instead of candy, endangering both children and poll numbers.

"Dagnabbit, I grabbed the wrong basket again," said a frustrated Biden upon realizing he had already distributed his son Hunter's stash to the entire neighborhood. "Ah well... anyway, prick or preet, kids, have fun!"

According to eyewitnesses, Dr. Jill Biden then sprang into action. "Oh no, Joe! Crack is bad for kids!" she said. "I know that because I am a real doctor!" She then began chasing down children and swatting baskets out of their hands, leaving dozens of traumatized children crying on the White House lawn.

The weeping children attracted the attention of Secret Service agents who proceeded to seal off exits and haphazardly search through bags of Halloween candy.

"Whoa whoa whoa, not so fast, pal!" shouted Special Agent Vince Stallone as he slammed a 7-year-old kid in a Mandalorian costume to the ground. "This is some top-shelf blow, kid. You're going to jail!"

At publishing time, the Secret Service had confirmed they have no leads as to where the cocaine may have come from.

Their culture is not your costume. DO NOT appropriate ghost, zombie, or vampire culture this Halloween.

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-accidentally-hands-out-plastic-baggies-of-cocaine-to-trick-or-treaters
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Moontrane on November 02, 2023, 03:52:23 PM
I missed this one from a few years ago.

Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Moontrane on November 03, 2023, 04:15:08 PM

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Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on December 12, 2023, 10:23:36 AM
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Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on January 08, 2024, 11:09:13 AM
Funny, but crazy.

Trump says he has ‘more indictments than Al Capone’
6 Jan, 2024
HomeWorld News
https://www.rt.com/news/590205-trump-indictments-al-capone/
Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on January 12, 2024, 11:30:39 AM
 ;D

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Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on April 02, 2024, 12:19:22 PM
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Title: Re: Political Jokes
Post by: Dos Equis on May 01, 2024, 12:31:31 AM
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