In general the rule of thumb for clientele that frequent these sorts of establishments is that a simple bathroom stall will suffice.
There's your "memorial", Vince. That or a 4'X8' piece of drywall with 3 inch holes located at various heights. Or a cot with a nightstand sized table with a timer and a bottle of Bum-Grease or Anal-Eze on it. In other words, that dive is nothing but a place for fools to randomly rut like animals in heat.
Call it a Farticpiation Trophy and that'll do, pig...That'll do.
Fuckin' nellie.