Joe went down to Georgia, he was looking for a kid to steal,
He was in a bind, for a kids behind, & looking to make them squeal,
Joe came across this young lady, wantin' to diddle her cause she looked hot,
Hunter jumped in, "I got first dibs Dad" and boy I'm telling you what,
I know that you all know it, but Im a kiddie diddler too,
And if you care to make a dare, Ill make a bet w/ you,
Noe youre a pretty good diddler dad, but give ole Hunter his due,
I bet some China gold, and youre so old, Im a bigger diddler than you,
Perv said "My names Joey, and this is probably sin,
But ill take your bet, youre gonna regret, Im the biggest PERV there's ever been.
