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Darren Avey

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Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« on: January 25, 2022, 08:15:59 AM »
So I just went in for my weekly twelve minute sunbed and as I walked in there was this twink in there, the only one with a mask on, going on about how we must isolate for a week after a positive covid test.
I told him I'd never tested positive and never will.
He asked how do I know I never will.
I said because I've never taken a stupid covid test and never will!!!
I strolled down the corridor to bed number 4 laughing my head off while he stood there shaking with rage that not everyone is a pathetic paranoid sheep like him.💪💪

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2022, 08:27:07 AM »
Squad is that you? Back from the dead.

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2022, 08:37:47 AM »

Nice one Darren.

my weekly twelve minute sunbed

Why are you hitting the sunbed? Maybe you should "no homo" this..

I walked in there was this twink in there

Are you sure you didn't walk past a mirror?

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2022, 08:43:00 AM »
Nice one Darren.

Why are you hitting the sunbed? Maybe you should "no homo" this..

Are you sure you didn't walk past a mirror?

Nothing gay about sumbedding. Rolex Dave who was head bouncer at the Epping country club was a regular user

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2022, 08:45:18 AM »
You should have showed your dominance and gave him some kielbasa.

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2022, 08:46:43 AM »
Nothing gay about sumbedding. Rolex Dave who was head bouncer at the Epping country club was a regular user

The worst part is the pro wrestlers who forget to tan under their arms looks horrible if using sunbeds make sure to do a standup one on occasion with your arms up

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2022, 08:58:50 AM »
Nice one Darren.

Why are you hitting the sunbed? Maybe you should "no homo" this..

Are you sure you didn't walk past a mirror?


Hahahha at walk past a mirror.

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2022, 09:23:59 AM »
Lol! Nice one, Darren. Glad you owned that little pansy. I bet he's still shaking and fantasising about all the things he wished he said!

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2022, 09:39:44 AM »
Could imagine this as a scene in a guy ritchie movie

Dwayne Johnson or Batista would be playing Darren

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2022, 09:57:18 AM »
It’s a miracle that the twink is still alive

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2022, 10:11:01 AM »
It’s a miracle that the twink is still alive

Doesn't realize how close he was to meeting his demise in da cage
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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2022, 10:22:39 AM »
“I hope you like pain.”


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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2022, 10:36:22 AM »
So I just went in for my weekly twelve minute sunbed and as I walked in there was this twink in there, the only one with a mask on, going on about how we must isolate for a week after a positive covid test.
I told him I'd never tested positive and never will.
He asked how do I know I never will.
I said because I've never taken a stupid covid test and never will!!!
I strolled down the corridor to bed number 4 laughing my head off while he stood there shaking with rage that not everyone is a pathetic paranoid sheep like him.💪💪

Parsh….

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2022, 01:58:50 PM »
So I just went in for my weekly twelve minute sunbed and as I walked in there was this twink in there

Interesting weekly event for you.  ;D

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2022, 02:00:48 PM »
Interesting weekly event for you.  ;D

It's great. When I lay there it gives me time to plan my upcoming workouts

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2022, 02:14:41 PM »
It's great. When I lay there it gives me time to plan my upcoming workouts

I did it for a bit, but came to the conclusion that I didn't want to look like someone who tanned too much - and I wasn't clear in what the correct amount was because I burn very easily.

Walking at peak sun for 45 minutes, and I'm already starting to turn red just a bit.

My complete lack of sun has made me concerned about Vitamin D deficiency, but I just take it supplementally now.

I'm pale, but I see other 40-year-olds who look so much older than me.

I'm not even clear if I can go to tanning beds in Ontario, being unvaccinated. Even if I can, I expect that right to be taken away.

Good to see you are standing your ground against these masked idiots, Darren. I look at it this way: these dumb $hit$ are afraid of BREATHING AIR.

How strong can they be? They are terrified, and will remain terrified until the TV tells them to stop.

I had a bookstore manager call 9-1-1 on me for not wearing a mask.  ::) And even though police here are not legally authorized to enforce mask mandates, they showed up. The situation got so bad, I was forced to have the police charged.

We are dealing with delusional - almost mentally ill - people. Logic doesn't matter. Laws don't matter. I'm going to keep pushing back, but when the police are literally willing to assault me for breathing - it just makes me wonder what the correct approach is.

Tapeworm said our governments have lost credibility to the point of complete illigitimacy. I agree. So I have no idea how all of this is going to end.

Glad to hear you are still doing your part pushing back, Darren.

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2022, 02:43:16 PM »
Don’t you think Lack of a tan is the very least of your appearance related woes Darren?

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2022, 02:47:07 PM »
Pics of you in the tanning bed or it didn’t happen.

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2022, 03:13:01 PM »
So I just went in for my weekly twelve minute sunbed and as I walked in there was this twink in there, the only one with a mask on, going on about how we must isolate for a week after a positive covid test.
I told him I'd never tested positive and never will.
He asked how do I know I never will.
I said because I've never taken a stupid covid test and never will!!!
I strolled down the corridor to bed number 4 laughing my head off while he stood there shaking with rage that not everyone is a pathetic paranoid sheep like him.💪💪

you can't say no homo from what I understand

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2022, 03:14:52 PM »
Show receipt for indoor tanning lotion or it didn’t happen

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2022, 03:17:19 PM »
Don’t you think Lack of a tan is the very least of your appearance related woes Darren?

Hahaha

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Re: Brutal owning of covid paranoid twink in tanning shop
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2022, 03:31:58 PM »
It's great. When I lay there it gives me time to plan my upcoming workouts

 Naked, thong, boxers, or briefs?