Author Topic: Couacker Woats, this one's for you. (Read 4181 times)

Alex23 · « **on:** September 17, 2008, 01:02:39 AM »

"Hit it", "bro"?

Monster81 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 17, 2008, 01:07:10 AM »

not bad, shes kind of sexy ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yes i would hit it

Tapeworm · « **Reply #2 on:** September 17, 2008, 01:08:37 AM »

Who am I kidding. I'll fuck anything.

gordiano · « **Reply #3 on:** September 17, 2008, 01:10:32 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on September 17, 2008, 01:08:37 AM

Who am I kidding. I'll fuck anything.

HAHAHA, props for honesty.

S_Samuel · « **Reply #4 on:** September 17, 2008, 01:12:23 AM »

I'll take this one for Quaker...

anyone who wouldn't think about fucking that is either gay or has a small dick

... i think he'd say something like that

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #5 on:** September 17, 2008, 01:14:07 AM »

"If you wouldn't hit that you must have the testosterone levels of a 83 year old woman.

"

Alex23 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 17, 2008, 01:17:11 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on September 17, 2008, 01:10:32 AM

HAHAHA, props for honesty.

Hahahah yes!!!! nice one tapeworm

that "closing time" luring around 2-3AM.. better that than going home alone lookign forward to a sore wrist and semi-defresoted pizza pockets afterwards

Tapeworm · « **Reply #7 on:** September 17, 2008, 02:18:24 AM »

Been too busy to crack one off. "Standards"

Make it a warm pizza pocket and I'll consider it.

Gino30 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 17, 2008, 02:31:24 AM »

is that maggie?

io856 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 17, 2008, 02:36:33 AM »

no way

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #10 on:** September 17, 2008, 03:02:23 AM »

She seems a little too classy for him .. but u never know ..if she's drunk ...or passed out..( like in " truth or Dare " Madonna's documentary when her fat assistant woke up in a hotel room ass raped ( sore ass ) by some strangers she does not remember being passed out drunk hahahahaha )

Benny B · « **Reply #11 on:** September 17, 2008, 03:22:52 AM »

Quote from: S_Samuel on September 17, 2008, 01:12:23 AM

I'll take this one for Quaker...

anyone who wouldn't think about fucking that is either gay or has a small dick

... i think he'd say something like that

Perfect synopsis of a David Mirza post.
Actually, that's probably just about what his trailer park girlfriend looks like, only this hippo's classier.

Tombo · « **Reply #12 on:** September 17, 2008, 03:38:18 AM »

lol i doubt i would.. someone needs to fuck the fatties tho

p.s. you married yet Alex?

spinnis · « **Reply #13 on:** September 17, 2008, 04:07:56 AM »

If someones says no, Squadfatter is going to come on here and post a 500 word MELDOWN about how high our standards are lol

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #14 on:** September 17, 2008, 04:21:49 AM »

Christ! With all the flab and god knows what else on her body, you'd need CSI Miami to help you find her c.unt.

webcake · « **Reply #15 on:** September 17, 2008, 04:26:46 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on September 17, 2008, 04:21:49 AM

Christ! With all the flab and god knows what else on her body, you'd need CSI Miami to help you find her c.unt.

I LOVE HORATIO AND HIS GLASSESS!!

Dreadlord · « **Reply #16 on:** September 17, 2008, 04:28:45 AM »

Quote from: Alex23 on September 17, 2008, 01:02:39 AM

"Hit it", "bro"?

She's a lot thinner than maggie so 'ol sweetmuscles probably wouldn't mind.

webcake · « **Reply #17 on:** September 17, 2008, 04:32:35 AM »

Her vagina would probably be quite smelly.

Benny B · « **Reply #18 on:** September 17, 2008, 04:35:46 AM »

Quote from: Dreadlord on September 17, 2008, 04:28:45 AM

She's a lot thinner than maggie so 'ol sweetmuscles probably wouldn't mind.

Maggie is QuakerOat's girl.

But yeah, Fat Dave likes 'em big and trailer park trashy style.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #19 on:** September 17, 2008, 04:41:09 AM »

Have to hit Home Depot beforehand for a good length of wood to tie to my ass. $:-\$

Dreadlord · « **Reply #20 on:** September 17, 2008, 04:45:48 AM »

Quote from: Benny Blanco on September 17, 2008, 04:35:46 AM

Maggie is QuakerOat's girl. But yeah, Fat Dave likes 'em big and trailer park trashy style.

Quakeroats = sweetmuscles=SF

His sweetmuscles gimmick was broken several hours ago

Benny B · « **Reply #21 on:** September 17, 2008, 04:55:56 AM »

Quote from: Dreadlord on September 17, 2008, 04:45:48 AM

Quakeroats = sweetmuscles=SF

His sweetmuscles gimmick was broken several hours ago

I was actually one of the 1st here to state that act. I was since made aware that SweetMuscles=Alex23. It would not surprise me either way, but I need proof, otherwise SM=Alex.

I DO know JOCKTHEGLIDE=gh15, however.

Dreadlord · « **Reply #22 on:** September 17, 2008, 05:00:07 AM »

Quote from: Benny Blanco on September 17, 2008, 04:55:56 AM

I was actually one of the 1st here to state that act. I was since made aware that SweetMuscles=Alex23. It would not surprise me either way, but I need proof, otherwise SM=Alex.

I DO know JOCKTHEGLIDE=gh15, however.

Start here. After a few posts he dropped all pretense and reverted to the classic SF we know so well

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=234523.75

He never even bothered to deny that he wasn't SF.

GhostDog · « **Reply #23 on:** September 17, 2008, 05:32:46 AM »

Alex is fat
Squadfatter is fat
Dreadlord is a lonely stalker

ta ta fuckheads

wood · « **Reply #24 on:** September 17, 2008, 07:32:13 AM »

You'd have to roll that in flour to find the wet spot before you "hit it" with an Easton baseball bat

Author Topic: Couacker Woats, this one's for you. (Read 4181 times)

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