10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but white people won't admit

[HERACLES]

10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but white people won't admit

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = U1 />Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.


10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people won't admit

1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a car are considered too many.
7. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.


10 Truths White and Hispanic people know but black people won't admit

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth shouldn't be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

[Tyrone Power]

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

I'm pretty sure that's a myth.

[Al-Gebra]

I'm pretty sure that's a myth.

you must be more informed than the jefferson scholars.

[danielson]

pretty funny

[Dos Equis]

I'm pretty sure that's a myth.

I guess there is a debate about whether Sally Hemmings ever bore any of Jefferson's kids, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if he had Jungle Fever.     

[Camel Jockey]

The sad shit is that most of that stuff is true.

[24KT]

I guess there is a debate about whether Sally Hemmings ever bore any of Jefferson's kids, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if he had Jungle Fever.     

The debate is over. The DNA tests proved conclusive. His Black descendants are now being buried at Monticello

[Al-Gebra]

The debate is over. The DNA tests proved conclusive.

fulla shit as usual, brown eyed girl.

[JOHN MATRIX]

why would a white person not want to admit jefferson had black kids?
he had slaves, and used a female/females as a cum dumpster just like any other white slave owner. if anything i would expect this to be offensive to blacks.

[Al-Gebra]

'cause most white people would like to think that "mr. baggy pants around his ankles just out of juvi hall" wasn't descended from a founding father of the country . . . what their ignorant asses don't know is that most of hemmings kids started passing as white in the early nineteenth century . . . IIRC, hemmings was already "high yaller"

[Eyeball Chambers]

2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.

HHAHAHA! 

[HERACLES]

HAHA...monster Racism..but most so true! 

[K-1]

HAHA...monster Racism..but most so true! 

Great generalizations!

Accuracy is legendary!

You just have to sit back and laugh at this sh*t man! LMAO

[Dos Equis]

The debate is over. The DNA tests proved conclusive. His Black descendants are now being buried at Monticello

Not true.  The debate is raging.  There are differences of opinion on the DNA test results.  Not sure about burial of black descendants. 

That said, I'm convinced he sired those kids. 

[gmflex]

 

[Migs]

lol

[HERACLES]

haha its funny stuff!

[Parker]

Not true.  The debate is raging.  There are differences of opinion on the DNA test results.  Not sure about burial of black descendants. 

That said, I'm convinced he sired those kids. 

Supposedly it has been said that his nephews (damn boy couldn't keep in their pants) could have sired the kids. And it is a well known fact that many of the Southern bells were suppose to keep their virginity  (not to be deflowered, OH GAWD!!), so who are teenage boys gonna screw? Well, the female slaves of course.

 Here is the head scratcher: Mr. Jefferson writes a books that states in it that miscegenation is bad, but takes his wife's half sister ( 14 yr old Sally Hemmings-a "gift" to her sisters) on a trip to Paris, but not his wife

Somebody explain that to me

[gtbro1]

 Mr. Jefferson writes a books that states in it that miscegenation is bad, but takes his wife's half sister ( 14 yr old Sally Hemmings-a "gift" to her sisters) on a trip to Paris, but not his wife

Somebody explain that to me

  maybe His wife was a nagging bitch