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Eyeball Chambers

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My girlfriend...
« on: March 12, 2009, 05:44:55 PM »
My Girlfriend's a dick magnet,
My Girlfriend's gotta have it.
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots,
Tip the man he'll ring the bell,
Get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town,
Grab her ***, actin' tough,
Mess with her, she'll **** you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned,
But she's comin' back to my place tonight!
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Re: My girlfriend...
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2009, 05:46:28 PM »
If she is Not a BB then this is off subject.MOVE :-\
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Re: My girlfriend...
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2009, 05:46:52 PM »
they should make a song about this
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Re: My girlfriend...
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2009, 05:49:17 PM »
I see there is no mention of schmoe squatting, then I am no not impressed

move along people his woman is inferior
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Eyeball Chambers

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Re: My girlfriend...
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2009, 05:49:26 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on March 12, 2009, 05:46:52 PM
they should make a song about this

lol

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Re: My girlfriend...
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2009, 05:50:17 PM »
Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 12, 2009, 05:44:55 PM
My Girlfriend's a dick magnet,
My Girlfriend's gotta have it.
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots,
Tip the man he'll ring the bell,
Get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town,
Grab her ***, actin' tough,
Mess with her, she'll **** you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned,
But she's comin' back to my place tonight!

wow!!

That was beautiful, RPF!!

It really spoke to me......deep man.....all the way deep.
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Re: My girlfriend...
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2009, 05:52:25 PM »
Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 12, 2009, 05:44:55 PM
My Girlfriend's a dick magnet,
My Girlfriend's gotta have it.
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots,
Tip the man he'll ring the bell,
Get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town,
Grab her ***, actin' tough,
Mess with her, she'll **** you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned,
But she's comin' back to my place tonight!

Hate to tell you, but I put it in your girls butt.
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Eyeball Chambers

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Re: My girlfriend...
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2009, 05:54:22 PM »
Quote from: webcke on March 12, 2009, 05:50:17 PM
wow!!

That was beautiful, RPF!!

It really spoke to me......deep man.....all the way deep.

I'm a modern-day poet, kinda like in olden times.

 8)
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Re: My girlfriend...
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2009, 05:55:52 PM »
Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 12, 2009, 05:54:22 PM
I'm a modern-day poet, kinda like in olden times.

 8)

You are a skilled and cultured man whom getbiggers could learn from..... :)
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Eyeball Chambers

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Re: My girlfriend...
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2009, 05:57:53 PM »
Quote from: webcke on March 12, 2009, 05:55:52 PM
You are a skilled and cultured man whom getbiggers could learn from..... :)

I wouldn't be where I am today with out you.  You're a great mentor Webcke!
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Re: My girlfriend...
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2009, 05:59:02 PM »
girls like that aren't worth it in the long run, sure they're fun to fuck around with when you're 23,24 but as you get older you want something more stable. Not some bitch that's gonna start shit everywhere she goes or flirt with everyone she sees/meets.
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Re: My girlfriend...
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2009, 06:03:07 PM »
Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 12, 2009, 05:57:53 PM
I wouldn't be where I am today with out you.  You're a great mentor Webcke!

I do what i can.....together, we can rule the world!!
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Re: My girlfriend...
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2009, 09:32:48 PM »
Quote from: RonPaulFan on March 12, 2009, 05:44:55 PM
My Girlfriend's a dick magnet,
My Girlfriend's gotta have it.
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots,
Tip the man he'll ring the bell,
Get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town,
Grab her ***, actin' tough,
Mess with her, she'll **** you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned,
But she's comin' back to my place tonight!
no offense, but your hand is really a big whore. ;D
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