If that song were playing and at the same time Jennifer Aniston was getting naked in your bedroom would you be able to achieve a full (6.45") erection? Maintain said erection? Finish?
That's a very good question. See, when I was 16 during the show's actual syndication run, this would have been a non-question:
Impregnate Jennifer Aniston then politely ask her to leave my property.
These days, I would need an open window in plain sight of David Schwimmer being tortured to even get a parsh. Not that I'm into that normally, it's just...like, WTF is this? Is THIS what Hollywood elite consider to be a successful most muscular pose?:
Has NO other bodybuilding fan but me seen that atrocity of a pose?
How has Schwimmer not had his ears, nose, lips, and arms severed, followed by a disembowelling and castration before finally being immolated, in a prolonged torture-execution for demonstrating such a disgraceful display of physicality?
If the hearse showed up promptly to bring Schwimmer's corpse to the crematory, and if naked Jennifer Aniston was still present in my bedroom, my dick would go six to midnight in the blink of an eye.
Although if I found out that Aniston washed all the flavour out of her snatch using one of those feminine hygiene products that she hawks in YouTube ads, I'd immediately be thrown into another rage. God, I hate when women do that. Even when I SPECIFICALLY TELL THEM NOT TO, they still do. I'm not here to smell skin, FFS.
I can't be the only Getbigger who feels this way?
I used to think Courtney Cox was hotter than Aniston. In hindsight, TV shows with such good looking casts can give a warped perspective on beauty standards [not to parrot some SJW meme, but I find that to be true].