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Re: I have a de story for jou, my friends
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2010, 08:04:47 PM »
The demon who make.....s  trophies of man.

Stroganoff.  He's quite the chef.

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Re: I have a de story for jou, my friends
« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2010, 08:19:29 PM »
I am south American girl from movie "Predator", jes.

I go to wedding last month here in the American States.  My cousin, she marry a guy for de papers, a green card.

I sit here.  Man is about 30 years of old, but he has hairpiece that is a very bad.  His teeth is also crooked.

He marry my cousin Maria, who is also a hot and you can see her in de movie when De Arnold shoot up guerilla village, she run by faintly.

Any de ways, she marry him, and she cry to me later that night.

She says to me "Anna, he is no good at de love, his hairpiece fall off".

I tell her to be strong woman and to give it some time.

She call him from the train station in New York City last night and tell him it's over and that she burned his hairpiece and is sitting on balcony.

I am very sad for her, as she is currently flying back to Mexico.


hahahaha. you should post that on whatever forum romano is posting

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Re: I have a de story for jou, my friends
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2010, 09:54:27 PM »
Shut your filthy little pie hole and show us your twat from the back...on all fours cu nt.
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Re: I have a de story for jou, my friends
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2010, 10:34:43 AM »
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Re: I have a de story for jou, my friends
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2010, 10:43:31 AM »
This forum is makin leaps and bounds. The gimmicks now use accent sounds. wooo.

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Re: I have a de story for jou, my friends
« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2010, 10:59:00 AM »
Or how about I just kick you in da fuckien fayse?

Give me a fucking 8 ball!
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Re: I have a de story for jou, my friends
« Reply #31 on: November 06, 2010, 11:09:24 AM »
Anna, i am a very rich, lonely and vulnerable widower. I am only in my mid twenties, my wife passed away in an unfortunate boating accident. The plight of your sister saddens me very much, i would very much like for you and her to come and live with me in my mansion. You sound like a very kind and intelligent person and i want to help you. Please get back to me as soon as possible.


P.S I have very thick and luxurious auburn hair, people often think that i have highlights but it is naturally that way.
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